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Chapter 368 - 335: The Human Nutrition Pack

Chapter 368: Chapter 335: The Human Nutrition Pack

When Jiang Xiao appeared with Wang Dayong in front of Huahua.

It was evident that both of them were somewhat confused.

Huahua had never seen Wang Dayong, but she could feel that this man, with a flattering face, seemed to be very strong.

Wang Dayong had never seen Huahua either, but one knows a person by their reputation, and he was aware of the girl who had cast a pall of Kaidan over the entire village.

"Hello?"

"Hello, hello."

Out of consideration for Jiang Xiao, both had put on their trademark fake smiles.

"Uh, Huahua, let me introduce a friend to you... Da Yong, don’t just stand there goofily, sit down and join us for a meal."

It was only after they had picked up their chopsticks that Jiang Xiao finally deigned to state his purpose.

"Huahua, whenever you’re lacking yang energy, food, or you just want someone to play with, you can look for your big brother Dayong, okay?"

Huh?

Both were taken aback, what did that mean?

"It means exactly what it sounds like, eh? Dayong has thick skin and is an exceptional cook, plus he’s basically a walking joke. He’ll be perfect for keeping you company."

What?

Is there such a good deal under the heavens?

Huahua was immediately delighted, this was practically the perfect toy for her!

Not only could he satisfy her daily need for vital energy, but he could also cook and, most importantly, keep her company!

Wang Dayong, on the other hand, instantly turned ashen...

What’s this supposed to mean?

Does it mean that I’ve become this little girl’s toy from now on?

"Da Yong, I’m doing this for your own good. If Huahua can’t get yang energy, she might not live for more than a few days. If she dies, the Kaidan will naturally disappear, and you, you don’t want to lose your job, do you?"

Well...

Wang Dayong fell silent. He certainly needed a Kaidan to maintain his job.

Especially now, with the end of the year close at hand, losing his job would not only cost him his year-end bonus, but he would probably also be assigned some miserable holiday shift duty over the Spring Festival.

"Think about it, changing jobs is one thing, but if you had the bad luck of running into me again in your new job..."

Wang Dayong’s body jerked suddenly.

This nutcase seems to be threatening me?

And the thing was, Wang Dayong truly felt threatened.

The mere thought of the mysterious bond between himself and Jiang Xiao made him itch all over uncomfortably.

Ignoring Wang Dayong’s grim face, Jiang Xiao picked up a piece of beef and stuffed it into his mouth, then said to him,

"If I happen to run into you again, my Peach Wood Sword will go in and out of your body, letting you know the ’joy’ of a fate worse than death."

That’s right, this maniac is threatening me!

Did Jiang Xiao mean to make him work in this godforsaken Kaidan forever?

No, that’s not all.

On top of being in a place where no bird would shit, he was also to be worked to the bone like an ox, providing himself as a human-shaped nutritional energy bottle for this little girl to suck dry?

"Do I have a choice?"

Jiang Xiao thought carefully and then replied.

"If you don’t want to be encountered by me, then you most likely don’t have a choice. If you want to die, just pretend I never said anything."

Upon hearing this, Wang Dayong’s eyes brimmed with tears.

What’s there to talk about?

Of course, he wanted to live!

Po Fei’er!

That just solved it, didn’t it?

Jiang Xiao couldn’t help but marvel at his own superb wisdom.

Killing two birds with one stone, isn’t that just the situation right now?

By satisfying all of Huahua’s needs, Wang Dayong naturally wouldn’t get bored. If she wasn’t bored, she wouldn’t harm innocent passersby on the mountain.

And Wang Dayong? He was turned into a human fertilizer pack, stuck in that Kaidan, saved from causing harm elsewhere...

This strategy was absolutely genius!

.....

"Big Brother! Hurry up!"

Huahua excitedly hid behind Kudaka Yuusuke, watching him match wits and bravery with a five-step snake.

A thick, brownish venomous snake with a triangular head raised its neck, repeatedly flicking its forked tongue to sense Yuusuke’s position.

Of course.

Our contestant Yuusuke was no pushover.

As the saying goes, living men shouldn’t be peed to death. Although his initial equipment was very rudimentary, after his "unboxing" along the way, he was now armed to the teeth.

Wrapped around his body were soft vines cut by a kitchen knife, effectively protecting him from external harm.

His joints were also wrapped with layers of leaves, protecting his safety to the greatest extent while allowing him to move freely.

"Shh, Miss Huahua, don’t make noise. Watch me chop off its head in three rounds!"

Whether provoked by Yuusuke’s words or not, the five-step snake, which had been restless, launched an attack as soon as he finished speaking.

Its speed was incredibly fast!

Yuusuke only felt a grey shadow flash by, and with a pain in his arm, the snake was already coiled around it.

"Damn it!"

Extreme fear and disgust made Yuusuke leap half a meter high, frantically slamming his arm against a nearby tree.

However, the snake’s body was too resilient, tightly coiled around his arm for several turns, and it just wouldn’t shake off.

In the end, he suppressed his disgust and forcefully pulled the snake’s head up, then decapitated it with the kitchen knife.

"Great, great, great!!!"

It wasn’t over yet. Only after tearing off the still-wrapped snake’s body from his arm and chopping it to pieces did Yuusuke finally breathe a sigh of relief.

Then he remembered to check the wound.

Fortunately, the part where the five-step snake had bitten was wrapped with vines.

But despite this, it had been bitten through, and two small red dots could be seen on his arm.

It looked like a surface wound, but Yuusuke wasn’t sure if he had been poisoned or not.

Imitating the snake-bite suction he had seen on TV, he fiercely sucked on his arm a few times before picking up the snake’s head and continuing on his way.

This was proof that he had slain a beast!

He also squeezed out a bit of venom to smear on his kitchen knife, allegedly enchanting it, so his regular attacks carried poison.

"Miss Huahua, how was my performance just now?"

"Eh..." Huahua hesitated, then nodded. "Passable."

"Hehehe, you think so too? I think so too! I felt like I was the greatest ninja just now, swish swish a few slashes and the poisonous snake was dealt with. Indeed slick!"

Sure, sure, brag all you want.

"Miss Huahua, may I ask if there’s any creature nearby... with a risk factor lower than that of a poisonous snake but still capable of harming the lives of villagers?"

After the recent bout, Yuusuke felt that he had been too presumptuous.

The poisonous snake was not as easy to deal with as he had imagined.

First of all, the snake’s color almost perfectly blended with the surrounding environment.

By the time he noticed the poisonous snake, he was almost certainly already in its sights.

At this point, any movement he made would provoke an attack from the snake. There was no chance to act like he imagined, going nearby to pick up a stone or something to deal with it from a distance.

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