I, a Mental Patient, Was Chosen to Participate in AnalogHorror -
Chapter 367 - 334 I Have A Friend
Chapter 367: Chapter 334 I Have A Friend
"I don’t think it’ll kill you, I’m just asking..."
"Oh~"
Huahua tilted her head and thought for a moment before declaring with certainty.
"If I die, the village will return to normal, but the living will probably be very sad and life won’t be easy for them."
Fine.
Jiang Xiao got up; he had gotten the answer he wanted.
To clear the game, one had only to kill this pitiful Huahua.
But he didn’t want to do that. With Wang Dayong as a companion, he could exploit a bug and just follow the "Survive Three Days" clearing process.
"Hey, if you’re not a bad person, why pretend to be hurt and deceive people?"
Huahua was still adamant that she had done nothing wrong in response to this question.
"The stele at the bottom of the mountain made it very clear—do not go up the mountain, do not go up the mountain, and yet you insisted on going? As they say, good words are wasted on a damned ghost, besides, I’m not necessarily out to harm anyone. I just want to play with them."
Seeing Jiang Xiao not speaking, Huahua continued to play the sympathy card.
"I lost my father at such a young age and have lived on the mountain for decades, all alone~ I don’t even have a friend to talk to... Finally, when someone climbs up the mountain, instead of talking to me, they turn and run. Using a little trick, I pretend to be injured to lower their guard and play with them. That shouldn’t be a problem, right?"
Emm...
Well, Jiang Xiao felt that Huahua’s ploy of feigning weakness was of no use to anyone familiar with ’Journey to the West.’
On a wild mountain, a beautiful girl suddenly appearing with wounds overlapped with certain plotlines.
It might fool those self-important nerds, though...
"How do you play with others?"
Huahua perked up when it came to this, as she had nothing else to do on the mountain but think about how to play.
"Actually, rather than taking the initiative to play with them, I’d rather have them lead the play. I just do what they do and freely express my opinions. I’ll even warn them of dangers, so they don’t die too quickly. And I, I just need to absorb a bit of their life force and Yang energy as payment."
"Absorb a bit of life force and Yang energy as payment?"
Jiang Xiao remained silent on whether this payment was acceptable or not.
...
"There’s a fierce serpent that often appears ahead. Are you sure you want to go this way? I’d advise taking a detour."
Huahua stopped in front of a deep ravine and cautioned Kudaka Yuusuke.
Kudaka Yuusuke hesitated, but ultimately heeded the advice of his beautiful, cunning servant. As the saying goes, heed advice and you’ll be well-fed; better to detour a bit than put oneself in danger.
"Apart from that mountain cat, do you know of any other weak creatures around here?"
"There’s also a venomous snake. It’s very poisonous but has short reach, you can attack from a distance."
Kudaka Yuusuke’s eyes lit up. A venomous snake? That seemed easier to kill! If he could catch a snake, it might feel safer than hunting that so-called mountain cat.
Couldn’t the difficulty drop just a bit more? Thinking this, Yuusuke pressed on with his questioning.
"Are there any hedgehogs, voles, or maybe little raccoons?"
Huahua: ...
This nerd’s desire to achieve without taking risks was an eye-opener for Huahua.
So, without mercy, she took a big gulp of his Yang energy~
...
"There’s a fierce serpent that often appears ahead. Are you sure you want to go this way? I’d advise taking a detour."
Faced with that eerie little girl’s warning behind him, Justin turned a deaf ear. He hadn’t intended to go this way, but her words made him think that there might be a secret to clearing the game hidden here.
So, Justin turned and gave Huahua a cold laugh before decisively jumping into the ravine, half a meter deep, and moving forward.
"Why don’t you listen to advice?"
Huahua pouted and thought to herself that since this man was so disobedient, it would only be fair to suck a bit of his yang energy!
After a deep inhale, Huahua didn’t leave but instead followed him into the ravine.
At the same time, she prayed in her heart that the man ahead would encounter the giant snake...
And there it was!
Speak of the Devil and he shall appear.
Moreover, the snake’s color was the same earthy yellow as the ravine; Justin didn’t notice its slitted pupils until he was right in front of its head...
Lighthouse live stream:
"Gift crab! How is this just foolish? It’s utterly ridiculous!"
"Justin, your performance right now is utterly terrible, that girl is trying to help you! Shit!"
"Too cautious, so cautious that he thinks everyone he meets is out to get him, so Justin just does the opposite? 6!"
"God! I beg you, Justin, look at yourself now, how are you any different from a stubborn gopher?"
"Fuck squid! Oh No! He’s really run into that giant snake now! Damn it, Justin! Who told you not to listen?"
Faced with a python thicker than his waist, Justin had no chance to fight back.
Even with his rare combat potential of A-grade talent "Divine Strength," he was no match for the python’s deadly constriction.
With all his might, he only managed to add some shallow cuts to the python’s belly.
Huahua, who had followed him, sighed. What a pity, she hadn’t finished sucking away the man’s yang energy before the python killed him.
"Chosen one of Lighthouse Country: Justin, challenge (Sunset Village) failed."
"The eerie event will arrive in 120 seconds, descending upon the city—Skylar Mentor, running rampant for 48 hours."
...
Jiang Xiao left little Huahua and promised that he would come back in the afternoon to continue playing with her. Huahua seemed quite happy, kicking her little legs by the pondside restlessly.
"Hey, are you hungry?"
After getting a positive response from Huahua, Jiang Xiao decided to make Da Yong, that wronged soul, cook a bit extra.
As for this Kaidan...
Jiang Xiao didn’t want to intervene too much, at least not to the point of killing Huahua. That was something he couldn’t do.
He wasn’t very smart, not knowing what was the right thing to do, so he chose to do nothing at all, letting nature take its course.
Wait a minute?
Maybe he had a solution that would make everyone happy?
Wang Dayong was very honest.
He meticulously followed Jiang Xiao’s instructions before going up the mountain and prepared one meat dish, two vegetable dishes, and a soup. In such a wild and desolate place, it was a mystery where he got the beef from.
"Make extra?"
Wang Dayong was confused about who the extra portion was for.
"Do you know about the little girl on Sunset Mountain?"
Faced with Jiang Xiao’s query, Wang Dayong shook his head honestly, indicating he had not been up the mountain yet.
"Alright, after you finish cooking, come up the mountain with me, I’ll introduce you to someone."
Wang Dayong was perplexed but still obediently tied on his apron and started to work in the kitchen.
It has to be said, Da Yong was still very domestic.
Jiang Xiao didn’t eat either but waited for Wang Dayong to finish cooking before taking the meal up Sunset Mountain with him.
"Da Yong, let me introduce a good friend to you, you wouldn’t refuse, would you?"
"Hm?"
Wang Dayong was startled but seeing Jiang Xiao’s decisive expression immediately nodded, indicating he most certainly wouldn’t refuse and would absolutely comply with Jiang Xiao’s arrangements.
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