I, a Mental Patient, Was Chosen to Participate in AnalogHorror
Chapter 257 - 224: Stuck?

Chapter 257: Chapter 224: Stuck?

But the Priest wasn’t scared!

Everyone’s out here hustling, who doesn’t have a trick up their sleeve?

First, tighten the sphincter!

Then, suck in the belly!

Clamp the buttocks tightly and take it slow, stabilize your mind, don’t panic!

Hold your breath, sink the pressure...

That’s right.

Because he didn’t know whether his stomach was dry or soup-like.

So the Priest needed to employ the legendary long-lost art of "Gas-Liquid Separation"!

At that moment, he was multitasking.

While fighting with Jiang Xiao, he was also gauging the strength of his sphincter.

Making sure the gap only allowed gas to pass and not liquid; even the thinnest liquid couldn’t make it through, let alone anything solid.

What the heck?

Why is his expression loosening up?

Seeing the Priest’s facial expressions gradually relax,

Jiang Xiao suspected that the medicine obtained from the ranch had expired.

"Kid, stop fighting, let’s talk, shall we? There’s nothing that can’t be settled with a good discussion."

The Priest initiated a plea for peace.

Don’t be misled by his apparent solution to the stomach issue.

What’s done is one, and what’s not is two.

The problem in his stomach was still there, he was merely buying time.

The law of conservation of energy could explain his current predicament well.

Energy doesn’t just disappear, it only changes from one form to another.

"I won’t. Let’s keep fighting."

"Kid, don’t make me go all out. You’re no match for me."

"Then show me your full power."

"Why don’t you understand? I think you’re talented, which is why I don’t want to continue fighting with you. Do you get it?"

"I’ve been senseless since I was a kid."

Priest: ...

How can this kid be so obstinate?

"How about this, let me go to the restroom, and afterwards, I’ll give you my ceremonial robe!"

This was the biggest concession he could make.

He had no choice, if he delayed any longer, he’d really mess his pants!

"I won’t. You might trick me. I’m not very smart, so you need to take off your clothes for me right now."

Upon hearing Jiang Xiao’s words,

The Priest almost had a cerebral shrinkage on the spot.

"Take them off for you? Now? Right here?"

"Yes, if not here, then where?"

Priest: ???

You talk like you’re toothless!

To take off my clothes in front of all these nuns, do I have no shame left?

Isn’t this just indirectly admitting that I’m weaker than you?

Amidst turmoil in his mind, the Priest almost lost control of his backside as a stream of yellow fluid trickled down his leg.

Damn!

How could this guy be so shameless!

...

Five minutes later.

"Brother, do you need anything else? I’ll have someone get it for you."

With one hand covering the front and the other the back, the Priest asked timidly.

His ceremonial robe was already in Jiang Xiao’s hands.

The nuns behind him all had shocked expressions on their faces.

"Oh God! How could he..."

"Is there something wrong here?"

"My father’s foundation... doesn’t seem as robust as I imagined..."

"This is simply the worst thing I’ve encountered in my life; even Uncle Olds’ drunk peanuts seem fiercer."

The Priest was not tall, and his palms were of normal size.

So, it really looked...

Seeing the young nuns pointing and discussing the Priest’s assets,

An elder nun with more years of service immediately stood up to save the Priest’s face.

"What do you know?! Our Father managed to protect his privacy so well with just one hand! Isn’t that something to be proud of?!"

Everyone: ...

So you can be the big sister, huh?

Your high-EQ response alone is enough for us to learn for several years!

"Brother, I’ve given you the robe now, can you let me go?"

The Priest’s features were all twisted up, he was really about to lose control.

"Oh right, let me see your staff and see what’s up with that."

Everyone: ???

Didn’t the Priest just tell you that he’d exchange the ceremonial robe for peace?

Why are you reaching for the staff now?

Everyone else was utterly baffled.

But somehow.

Seeing Jiang Xiao make such shameless demands, the Priest found it strangely normal, within his expectations.

He didn’t even bother to argue, just tossed the staff over.

"Here you go, let’s have a good talk later."

What choice did he have?

Fight Jiang Xiao while naked and clenching it in?

After getting what he had been longing for, Jiang Xiao finally allowed the Priest to go take care of his private matter...

Mainly because Jiang Xiao didn’t really want to embarrass him in public.

He wouldn’t care if it were anywhere else, but Mu Xitang was still watching.

You can tease anyone, but you can’t upset the little pink-haired’s eyes.

Is this thing cursed?

Jiang Xiao casually waved it a few times, feeling a special power inside, but he couldn’t activate it.

He let the little pink-haired and the bearded ones try it out as well.

They all seemed quite ordinary.

It wasn’t like this when they first started fighting.

In that hazy, golden state, this thing could even break through Sister Bao’s qi.

And now the clothes lacked that otherworldly, saintly aura...

Could it be that these two items are very ordinary and everything just now was a power unleashed by the Priest himself?

It doesn’t seem like it...

Or else, how could someone become a Priest?

Originally, it would take a tremendous amount of force to kill a cow, but the Priest resolved the issue in less than ten minutes.

The Priest, refreshed, changed into casual clothes and sat down next to Jiang Xiao.

It looked like he really had no intention of continuing the fight with Jiang Xiao.

"Let’s talk, how can I get those two items back from you?"

Jiang Xiao shook his head.

"Money or people, money, beauties, or power and status, take your pick, I am the only true king of this city."

Jiang Xiao still shook his head.

"You don’t want any?"

The Priest was somewhat surprised and continued to offer his propositions.

"You can’t use these things either, why stubbornly hang onto them? Who sent you here? That shouldn’t be a problem to tell me, right?"

Seeing that Jiang Xiao remained silent.

The Priest started answering his own questions.

"Actually, I can guess eight or nine times out of ten who would send someone of your top-tier expertise on a mission, looking across the Aneta continent, there aren’t many forces capable of that. I admit defeat this time, but please relay a message for me when you return; I will definitely reclaim my reputation!"

The trio with big beards: ...

Do you really understand what you’re guessing at all?

You’re totally off base...

"Hehehe, young man, having drive is good, but choosing the right master is important, too. How about you follow me?"

Jiang Xiao still didn’t want to respond to the Priest’s question.

He was somewhat puzzled.

Why wasn’t there a prompt saying the mission was complete? Could it be that he needed to kill the Priest to finish it?

Thinking this, Jiang Xiao immediately stood up and slapped the Priest across the face!

(ꐦ•̀益•́)ᓄ(›꒪ͦʚ꒪ͦ‹‖) Roar~~

This sudden slap completely stunned the Priest.

What the hell?

Werent’ we done fighting, sitting down to talk nicely?

After a long silence, Mu Xitang finally found his moment to jump into the scene, hopping excitedly over.

"Hey, hey, hey, Priest, don’t be mad, my dad is a bit off, I Am Mu Xitang, just give me a piece of paper, ignore him."

The Priest, holding his cheek, looked speechless; what’s this pink little devil who munches on awesome candy even talking about?

They say some experts like to keep demons, and seeing it today, it’s indeed true.

But now, the Priest really couldn’t go against Jiang Xiao anymore.

With the gap in power already small, his weapon and armor had been seized; fighting would just mean getting beaten one-sidedly.

At this time, the big-bearded trio also came over.

Seeing that the adversaries had something to say, the Priest politely invited them to the dinner and then left first.

"What’s going on, why haven’t we cleared the level yet?"

It seemed that Jiang Xiao wasn’t the only one puzzled.

"Do we really have to kill the Priest to pass? Brother Jiang Xiao, are you confident?"

"He can’t overpower me now, but if he wants to escape, none of us can stop him."

"Then we’re done for..."

"Done for what? How could Analog Horror lay out such an absurd way to clear the level?"

"That’s right, if the requirement was to kill a major figure like the Priest, wouldn’t that be an impossible level?"

Jiang Xiao, perhaps a bit slow in wits, simply watched the big-bearded trio debate.

This round’s nine rules didn’t specify how to clear the level.

They only came here based on "Rule One: You have five days to reach Romia Cathedral in the city."

What to do next, they truly didn’t know...

But one thing was certain, killing was never the optimal method to clear a Kaidan!

Moreover, objectively speaking.

The difficulty of "Sin City" was only seven stars.

With just a seven-star level, would the chosen one and dozens of nuns alongside a Priest be expected to fight?

Besides Jiang Xiao, which other chosen one could achieve this?

And if the Priest wished, he could even mobilize the city’s army for his protection.

So, to find a solution, they needed to look elsewhere.

"Rescue these nuns?"

Curly hair offered his opinion.

"Uh, if I’m not wrong, this nun is volunteering to serve the Priest, and don’t forget the job benefits at Romia Cathedral; other people are dying to squeeze in there!"

"Rescue them? I’m thinking of staying here to work myself."

Black Sister’s comment was very apt, considering the working hours and benefits here were very appealing.

"That’s right, and they were genuinely surprised when they only saw one or two inches of the Priest just now, which means it was their first time seeing the Priest’s privates, indicating that the Priest doesn’t treat them as sexual toys."

Big Beard had an unusual angle, but he addressed the questions on most people’s minds.

Church.

Priest.

Various cosplay nuns.

With all these elements combined, it was hard not to think crooked thoughts.

"Maybe the issue is related to the ’Demon Contract’?"

Curly hair brought everyone’s thoughts back around.

"Kaidans have their reasons for existence, but this isn’t just another typical Kaidan; the weirdest thing here is this demon contract, which allows people the choice to turn into demons."

"It’s a bizarre and unbelievable entity, and yet the residents of this city have accepted it, which I really can’t understand."

Black Sister could only agree with half of Curly Hair’s observation.

The demon contract was indeed strange, but she thought its acceptance wasn’t absurd at all!

Moreover, she proclaimed that if she lived in this city, she would surely sign it, as it was all benefit and no harm to her!

Big Beard and Curly Hair didn’t even want to talk looking at Black Sister’s excitement.

You might be happy, but is the existence of this contract fair to men?

It’s like forbidding men to use firearms or regulated items worldwide, but women can use them freely.

Though you’d say women who kill must also face the law, it’s still unfair to men!

It finally took Little Pink Hair to make a decision to stop the bickering.

"Alright! Tonight, I, this young mistress, will help you all thoroughly investigate this so-called demon contract!"

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