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Chapter 256 - 223 I am a Warrior of Justice!

Chapter 256: Chapter 223 I am a Warrior of Justice!

He wanted to run.

But he simply couldn’t lift his legs—taking a large step would pull at his crotch.

So, within three steps, Jiang Xiao had caught up with him.

"Hey! Eat another one of my moves!"

The helpless priest could only grit his teeth and face the enemy with one hand.

At this point, unable to freely move, even with the power of his staff, he was starting to fall behind.

His eyes were reddened with anger!

"Shameless! Despicable! I’ve never seen anyone so lacking in face as you!"

Jiang Xiao’s face flushed red, somewhat bashfully responding.

"Eh? Well, now you have! Don’t be polite with me."

And as their fight grew more intense.

The priest’s steps inevitably grew larger at times.

Cough!

Already, nuns had started to circle the battleground, occasionally bending over to take a closer look.

Having been ill-matched against Jiang Xiao, the priest felt even more irritated under their gazes.

"I say, what are you circling around me for? Keep your eyes to yourselves!"

After scolding them, he was caught off-guard and slapped by Jiang Xiao.

The priest grimaced in pain.

This kid was so keen on exploiting weaknesses, like a finely tuned fighting machine.

The worst part was, how had his palm strikes grown even stronger?

Having ditched his spade for hand-to-hand combat, Jiang Xiao had become an even more difficult opponent.

Wait a minute?

The priest narrowed his eyes...

That’s it, the mysterious gloves must have power-enhancing properties!

Having realized this, the priest tried his best to avoid touching Jiang Xiao’s fists with his body, using only the staff to block.

The more he fought with determination, the further his steps parted.

Unbeknownst to him.

He had, without realizing, shifted from holding the staff with one hand to wielding it with both for about five or six minutes.

Emmm...

His defenses were wide open, but the absorbed priest had no clue.

Eventually, it was the surrounding piercing gazes and whispers that brought him out of his deep engagement in the fight.

Hmm?

There seemed to be a cool breeze below...

Wait a moment!

Could it be?

He glanced down.

=͟͟͞͞(꒪ᗜ꒪‧̣̥̇)

The priest’s body stiffened in an instant.

Seizing the opportunity, Jiang Xiao showed no mercy.

"Awei Eighteen Forms: Straight to the Soul—Okamoto 0.01!"

First, Jiang Xiao’s palm strike sent the priest retreating three steps back.

Then, a spinning kick aimed at the priest’s neck followed.

Just as the priest stepped back twice and thought he had dodged this deadly attack,

Jiang Xiao’s shoe tip suddenly shot out a blade!

Damn!

By now, the priest had no escape!

He had to awkwardly shift his body, letting his chest take the strike intended for his neck!

Heavens above!

How underhanded can you get?

"I just @#￥%*&! Can’t you be normal for once? Have you no shame at all?!"

Mu Xitang: (๑･`д･´๑) "Great opportunity! Now’s the time, daddy, poison him and kill him off!"

Hmm???

The priest, holding up his pants and covering his chest, immediately backed away warily.

What the hell did that pink-haired girl just say?

Poison?

This bitch still wants to drug me?

Damn it!

Do you guys ever do anything decent?

Seeing the agitated Mu Xitang shouting, Jiang Xiao frowned.

"Little Pinky, do you realize that we are from Blue Star and represent the forces of good, here in Kaidan to cleanse evil?"

"I... I know," Mu Xitang replied weakly.

"So things like poisoning, which are not the actions of righteous people, you could say a bit quieter next time, so others won’t hear."

Everyone: ? ? ?

Covering one’s own ears while stealing a bell?

You stealthily cover your ears and think you’ve fooled everyone.

But doing it right in front of the victim, is there really any point?

And another thing.

Jiang... your values aren’t really fitting for raising a daughter.

At this moment, the old military chief from the outside world had already detained Dr. Sun.

Aside from Jiang Xiao.

The books that Dr. Sun had provided to Mu Xitang had played a no small part!

"Old Li, don’t be angry, let’s wait for Jiang Xiao to come out."

"I know! But that Dr. Sun is really something else!"

Dr. Sun looked innocent—he had already explained that it really wasn’t his fault!

"And next time, Xi Tang shouldn’t accompany Jiang Xiao to Kaidan either, look at what she has become now?"

Looking at the dejected little pink-haired girl, the old chief felt a pang of sorrow.

Sigh~

Apart from her mysterious identity, setting aside the fact that she had killed many "daddies" in Kaidan.

She used to be such a cute and sensible little girl.

How did she end up like this?

"Eh, it’s worrisome. With her personality, she might be publicly denounced by the people of Dragon Country. If they latch onto her odd traits, it’ll turn into a significant public outcry!"

Of course, with the status of these old men from the military residential compound.

Even if it were a major outcry, they could protect the little pink-haired girl well.

Their main concern was her image in the hearts of the people not being bright enough.

Because initially, they wanted to fashion Mu Xitang into Dragon Country’s second stabilizer...

"Uh, Old Li, speaking of which, haven’t scrolled through Douyin for a while, right?"

"Yeah, I’ve just been obsessed with whether Little Pink Hair has been led astray by Jiang Xiao, no time to scroll through anything like Douyin."

"Maybe you don’t know, but the people’s admiration and call for the Sect Hierarch Pink Hair has reached levels where it’s on par with the godly Jiang himself."

Huh?

Startled, Old Li couldn’t help but ask.

"What do you mean?"

Old Zhang revealed his big yellow teeth, chuckling as he spoke.

"What else could it mean, everyone really likes this naughty Little Pink Hair, the account I helped her register has already amassed over a hundred million followers."

Cute appearance, anime-style, chibi, pink hair.

Although she hasn’t shown what she looks like after transforming.

But everyone figures she’ll probably end up like Shi Shi, sprouting animal ears.

Just this look has already wiped out the audience demographic from 13 to 43 years old.

Coupled with iconic scenes from "Sell Me A Tissue," "I Am Mu Xitang," "Undying Loyalty," "Brave Heart," and so on.

Totally won over both young and old.

Anti-Fans: Mu Xitang is a Kaidan, as everyone knows, and a Kaidan is never a good person!

Xi Tang Fans: What about being a Kaidan, can’t Kaidan be good people? Why do you assume our Sect Hierarch Pink Hair is definitely a Kaidan?

Anti-Fans: Not only is Mu Xitang a Kaidan, but she also acts weirder than a Kaidan! She’s too naughty!

Xi Tang Fans: So what? Putting aside the facts, some humans have done worse than our Sect Hierarch Pink Hair!

Anti-Fans: Mu Xitang has killed people!

Xi Tang Fans: Has she killed you? Why are you so anxious, can’t you give a four or five-year-old girl a chance?

Other Kaidan: Honestly, you Xi Tang fans’ double standards towards Kaidan make me sick...

...

Mu Xitang, educated by Jiang Xiao, bashfully lowered her head.

"Uh, sorry, I got too excited, it affected daddy’s poisoning..."

"Uh, no worries, don’t get too worked up, because I’ve already administered it..."

Priest: ???

The poison’s been administered?

But, I don’t feel anything, right?

"What kind of medicine did you give me?"

"Let me think."

Jiang Xiao listed the ingredients as if counting treasures.

"There’s mineral oil, sodium sulfate, magnesium sulfate, castor oil, glycerol, oh yes, and phenolphthalein!"

Is this supposed to be poison?

There’s a feeling of a throwback to a chemistry class?

Not just the Priest was confused, even the live stream viewers were baffled.

[Jiang Xiao, what are all these substances you’re calling poison?]

[What kind of rubbish names, I thought you would come up with something fierce like ’Seven-Day Death Powder’ or ’Half-Step to Madness with a Smile.’]

[Curious, Jiang Xiao has been in front of the live stream camera the whole time, when did he manage to prepare the poison?]

[I’m just a humble veterinarian, that’s right, let me explain for you all, the substances Jiang Xiao mentioned were all taken from a medicine cabinet at the ranch, mainly used for livestock bowel movement and constipation relief.]

Laxatives for relieving constipation?

[So the ’poison’ Jiang Xiao used is a laxative?]

[Got it, so he must have smeared the laxatives on the blade’s edge, but do these substances work on people? Is there any vet around, could it be these are universally effective on both humans and animals?]

After a while, the veterinarian replied again.

[Let me put it this way, a drug that can kill a person might not kill a cow, but a drug that can kill a cow will definitely kill a person. If the potency kicks in, it could probably pull out the intestines of this so-called Priest...]

While the comments were discussing whether this orally-taken drug could be effective when applied topically by a blade by Jiang Xiao,

The Priest in the live stream was already feeling unwell.

What’s with the ’gurgle gurgle’ in my stomach...

Seeing Jiang Xiao about to strike again, the Priest frantically gestured for him to wait.

"Stop, wait a second, ceasefire for five minutes, I, I need to use the restroom."

Hearing this, far from stopping, Jiang Xiao charged even faster.

Waiting for you to need the restroom before making my move.

How could he possibly stop?!

Damn!

Seeing Jiang Xiao’s excited face, the Priest realized that this stomachache was most likely due to that so-called poison!

"Did you mess with my stomach?!"

"Yes, I poisoned you with a laxative meant for livestock."

Damn it!

The Priest felt his mentality nearing collapse today.

This fight is truly disheartening!

Honestly, if there weren’t so many people around, he might have burst into tears.

What kind of person is this!

Seeing Jiang Xiao howling in the fight, despair filled the Priest’s heart.

Their strengths were fairly matched, and with the support of his staff and sacred vestments, he was only a bit stronger than this kid at best.

Now, not to mention having a wound over a dozen centimeters on his chest.

He also had to hold up his trousers with one hand while enduring the turmoil in his belly.

Where was the mindset to fight?

He could barely defend himself, let alone counter-attack.

Within five minutes, the Priest’s forehead was already covered in sweat beads.

Really can’t go on...

It was just a slight pain with a constant gurgling before.

Now it’s an unbearable twisting pain!

Every twist made his back hurt sharply.

But soon, the Priest found a temporary solution.

That was to adopt an "inward-toed" stance.

Not only could he use his thighs to clamp the robe to prevent exposure, but it also effectively contained the surges inside the sphincter.

Of course, this was just temporary.

As Jiang Xiao fought with increasing fervour.

The Priest’s condition visibly worsened rapidly.

The cold sweat on his forehead had disappeared, replaced by a weak paleness.

His legs were trembling uncontrollably.

This drug’s potency was way too strong, wasn’t it?

Simply not something a person could withstand!

"Now, hand over your staff and clothes, and I might consider sparing your life!"

"In your dreams!"

The Priest, gritting his teeth and eyes bloodshot, knew how crucial the staff was to him!

But, the limit has been reached...

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