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Chapter 246 - 214 Romia Cathedral

Chapter 246: Chapter 214 Romia Cathedral

[Previous scene was under review, came out immediately]

"Hmm~"

This time, Mu Xitang was sucking even more vigorously than ever before, mumbling to herself.

"I’ve got to drink a lot, otherwise, I may never get to drink again!"

A traffic cop nearby was amused by this adorable little girl and started chatting with Jiang Xiao.

"Is this your daughter? She looks so cute. Why did she dye her hair so early? Uh, I mean, it’s not bad, pink looks pretty good. I’m just wondering."

"The child likes it, so let her be. By the way, could I ask you for a favor?"

"Of course, we might be traffic cops, but we also have a duty to assist citizens with their troubles, so please feel free to ask."

"Well, we might need you to transport this cow to a ranch, which is quite far away."

Traffic cop: ?

What kind of request is that?

And your request isn’t exactly something anyone can fulfill!

"Would it be convenient to ask where this ranch is?"

"Sure, it’s right here."

Jiang Xiao showed the cop the starting point on the map.

The latter’s legs went weak, almost kneeling on the spot.

I kindly thought to lend you a hand, and here you are working me to the bone!

"Sir, that location is too far, don’t you know? Dairy cows can’t take the bullet train, so we can only use trucks for transport. And looking at this remote location, it’s not even certain trucks would go there. Strange, I’ve lived in the city all my life and didn’t even know these small towns existed. It’s not easy to deliver..."

"But I could try to apply for it, and definitely get it delivered if possible, or else I’ll take them to the zoo for safekeeping. Would that be okay?"

The traffic cop now truly felt helpless, indicating that even with willingness, he might not be able to help.

"Can’t it just be delivered? I can pay you."

"No, sir, you misunderstand. It’s not about money. I’m a public servant and helping you all is my obligation, I’m really sorry, mainly because I may not be able to manage it..."

"I’ll give you fifty thousand, fifty thousand Gold Coins."

Traffic cop: ?

"Fifty thousand Gold Coins to get them back to the ranch, OK?"

As he spoke, Jiang Xiao flashed a wad of Gold Coins.

"Oh! My dear darling, what are you babbling about? Send them back to the ranch? Oh no, I mean, I could live with them on the ranch! I swear to God I will take care of them for the rest of their lives!"

Money talks indeed, and this saying never fell short.

Little pink-haired Mu Xitang was stroking the big spotted cow’s horns, she really found it hard to let go!

"Cow cow... Byebye, I’m leaving now."

Although they hadn’t been together for long...

But in her heart, these two dairy cows had become cherished friends.

Even the soon-to-be-free Big Hua and Big Zhuang got a bit sentimental.

Of course, the only one they were reluctant to leave was Mu Xitang.

In their hearts, Jiang Xiao could never wash away his beastly image.

But this little pink-haired girl was truly wonderful, especially for Big Hua, who was already in the nursing phase, her maternal instincts just overflowed towards Mu Xitang.

"Okay officer, these two cows are now in your care."

"Oh, most generous sir, I will care for them as if they are dearer than my own life, please rest assured."

The mustached men had no definite reaction to the cop’s words.

In this social context, a man out looking for work, especially as a traffic cop,

could already be considered quite responsible.

Although... it seems this responsible man was just bedazzled by Jiang Xiao’s 50,000 Gold Coins.

"It’s settled that the cows will be sent back, but what about our wagon? Inside it, we have..."

Curly hair’s hesitating words were interrupted by Big Mustache.

"We have to bring it along! You never know, we might get into a fierce battle later."

Black sister had a differing opinion.

"You’re going to turn into a rickshaw puller? Plus, even if you’re willing to pull, you have to see if Jiang Xiao brother likes your physical prowess.Yes, you might pull without eating or drinking, but even then, wouldn’t it be tomorrow afternoon by the time you reach the cathedral?"

Seeing the non-stop arguing trio.

Big sister Mu Xitang scolded in frustration.

"Just bring what you can handle, and forget about the rest! We march light, fight a lightning war!"

"But, shouldn’t we clean up our tracks well, instead of just leaving them on the street?"

"Clean up what?! We pull off this job and then we’re out of here, no need to worry about anything else!"

Oh shoot!

Xi Tang, the Sect Hierarch, woke everyone from their stupor.

The immersion was too intense, almost forgot this was set in the Kaidan world.

Leaving a whole wagon full of firearms on the street probably wouldn’t matter.

"Pick a few handy ones, today sister will lead you single-handedly through the Romia Cathedral instance!"

"All hail the Sect Hierarch!" x3

"Uh, but we’ve already formed a five-person squad, does it still count as soloing?"

"Shut your trap, stupid curly roll! Who cares if it’s solo or not? As long as what the Sect Hierarch says sounds cool, that’s what matters!"

Seeing Big Mustache help cover for him, little Mu Xitang sent him a knowing look of "Young boy gets it, huh."

These three adults and one child spoke in riddles, leaving the nearby traffic cop utterly confused.

"You all are..."

"Oh, just kids who love to play shooting games."

Jiang Xiao’s explanation wasn’t heartfelt at all.

But the traffic cop believed him, anything for 50,000 Gold Coins.

Grenade launchers, mortars.

Surface-to-air missiles, air-to-ground missiles.

Gatling guns, AK47s, Barrett snipers, RPGs...

That still wasn’t enough, everyone wished they were Doraemon!

From neck to waist, even the pockets were stuffed with hand grenades and flashbangs.

The traffic officer broke into a cold sweat, "Are you guys planning to start a rebellion or what?"

Amidst Da Hua’s reluctant gaze,

Xi Tang resolutely bid farewell to it.

"Although your milk is sweet, Dad and I have more important things to do! Us wanderers of Jianghu, born with the wind in our blood, can’t stay still. There are always things waiting for me to handle!"

But when they saw the three wronged souls, Mu Xitang was displeased again.

"Are you three sick? Just carrying stuff like that? I remember there are big burlap sacks on the carriage. Grab a few of Stanley’s and bundle them up, it’s sturdy."

Although it still sounded a bit silly, Pink Fur had indeed grown much since they had first arrived.

And her aura as a gang leader grew ever more refined!

Of course, they couldn’t possibly walk the remaining distance, even though the cathedral was in the suburbs and neither buses nor high-speed trains were available.

But now they had plenty of money to splurge, so they naturally decided to take a taxi. After all, you can’t take it with you when you die, so why not spend it?

Quick-eyed Black Sister immediately stopped an empty cab.

"Driver, to Nikasen Forest..."

Upon hearing they wanted to go to the suburbs, the driver immediately waved his hands in refusal.

"Oh no, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’ve already taken another ride. Please, find someone else..."

"Five thousand gold coins!"

After saying that, Black Sister threw the banknotes onto the driver’s seat.

"Lucky baby! Get on! Follow Uncle Bei’s rhythm, let’s go stealth!"

The driver’s change of attitude was smoother than chocolate...

Once everyone was on board, the driver hesitated again.

"I’ve also accepted a carpool ride, can we pick her up along the way?"

"Will it be a detour?"

"No, no, no, they call me Bei Burao in Jianghu, I’m known for not taking detours!"

"Then go ahead, pick her up."

As if in a dream, sitting in the SUV headed to Romia Cathedral, the trio still felt like they were dreaming.

"Jiang Xiao is really awesome, isn’t he?"

"Never mind the difficulty, just considering the size of this map. The rule is to reach the cathedral in five days, and it’s just the second day. We must be way ahead of our competitors by now!"

...

[Blowing your own trumpet, are you really that far ahead? Sprout’s position isn’t much different from theirs.]

[Uh, you’re talking about Sprout? Weren’t they being chased by bulls and hunted down, frantically running for their lives the whole way?]

[That’s not the point, I’m asking you, didn’t Sprout catch up in speed?]

Ah, this...

At this moment, Sprout and her two teammates hadn’t even gotten off the high-speed train yet.

Of course, Laxi Buzhaoshou was already gone.

He didn’t even last until the security came; a woman in the carriage had killed him alive.

"Sprout, we’re down one..."

"It’s okay, look, Park Renmeng, this is for you."

Seeing what Sprout held in her hand, Park Renmeng was delighted!

"What is this?"

"That’s right, this is our reward for crossing the Chain Bridge. He’s dead, and naturally, it’s more valuable in your hands."

It was only one casualty.

This was already pretty good news.

Most of the chosen ones could not even leave the town.

And the reason for this, Jiang Xiao is to blame!

The villagers’ houses that burned down kept "respawning" and had to be rebuilt brick by brick.

Now new chosen ones entering Morro Town were bound to be chased by enraged villagers!

And the reason for using the word "respawn."

It’s because people outside discovered that Fishing Man had a "prop" that kept respawning.

Correct.

That was the gold coins taken by Laxi Buzhaoshou.

Cough, however, the vodka casually taken by Jiang Xiao didn’t respawn.

From now on, every team crossing the bridge would face an uncomplicated but not simple test by Fishing Man.

And the teams that passed would be rewarded with gold coins.

The number of gold coins given was particularly interesting.

A full team of four would receive more than 30 gold coins.

A handicapped team of three would receive more than 20 gold coins.

And so on, the number of gold coins generally started with one digit less than the total number of team members.

Because of this, the outside world had also sparked fierce discussions.

[Undoubtedly, the purpose of these gold coins is to buy high-speed train tickets!]

[Interesting, deliberately not giving whole numbers, forcing these teams to abandon a team member when taking the high-speed train, huh?]

[Under normal circumstances, the chosen ones might have found ways to make some money in town.]

Of course, under these circumstances, making money was definitely out of the question. They would be lucky if they could just keep their lives.

[Strange, why didn’t Fishing Man give money when Jiang Xiao crossed the wooden bridge?]

Just then, a user named Holmes commented.

Holmes:

[Wait! This doesn’t add up, guys, I’ve discovered a major issue!]

Holmes:

[When Jiang Xiao crossed the wooden bridge, he didn’t search Fishing Man, so no one knows whether Fishing Man had any money.]

Holmes:

[And when Laxi Buzhaoshou conducted the body search, the town had already been burnt down by Jiang Xiao. Therefore, I think it’s very likely that Fishing Man had money after Jiang Xiao burned the town!]

[Why?]

Holmes:

[It’s simple, because Jiang Xiao’s crafty operation obviously exploited a bug in Kaidan!]

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