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Chapter 245 - 213: The Fall of Laxi

Chapter 245: Chapter 213: The Fall of Laxi

Damn, why isn’t Captain Xi Tang affected?

Could it be that they simply just don’t like men?

Hiss...

I can’t hold it in any longer, the anger inside me is about to explode!

Under such circumstances, I can only rely on external forces to divert my attention.

Jack and Park Renmeng exchanged glances and slowly nodded.

"Brother, don’t blame me..."

"No worries, dude, I get you..."

After that, Park Renmeng raised his hand and delivered a left hook to Jack!

Jack, in return, rewarded Park Renmeng with a swinging haymaker.

Shoot!

You hit harder than I do?

Park Renmeng stood up and unleashed a vicious whip leg on Jack!

Jack, not to be outdone, raised his arm and threw an elbow strike at Park Renmeng!

"What are you guys doing..."

Xi Tang was bamboozled.

"It’s okay, Captain, we’re using mutual beatdowns to distract ourselves and vent some of this anger."

"Yeah, you needn’t worry about us, Jack oppa and I are feeling great right now! Simida."

Both men answered without turning their heads, both red-eyed and glaring at each other.

Xi Tang: ...

Mainly because you guys really don’t look so good right now.

That being said.

Are you sure you’re not just using "Nameless Rage" as an excuse to air your grievances with each other?

Jack’s mouth is bleeding, for crying out loud!

Strange to say.

Ever since they started brawling, they did feel their anger subsiding a bit.

Not only that.

Even the previously scowling women in the train car seemed to brighten up all of a sudden.

One by one, they took out their phones to record videos and photos of the two "fighting clowns" and uploaded them to their social circles.

Whether men or women.

All are capable of building their joy on the pain of others.

The two men played the clowns perfectly, providing a spectacle for the women onboard.

Look, a lot of women started finding these two goofballs more agreeable.

After a solid ten-plus minutes of brawling, the two bruised men finally stopped.

They guessed right.

These women just disliked men!

The beard of Jiang Xiao and the curly hair of the others felt it less for various reasons.

But Jack of the Lighthouse and Park Renmeng of Kimchi were all too familiar with that look from the women!

They were the top-tier, most abstract masters of pugilism.

They have reached the point where the heart goes, the fist follows!

To put it simply.

"I don’t care what you think; it only matters what I think. If I think you did it, then you did it."

The main thing is a solipsistic punch!

If it were the real world, Jack might counter with "You can’t assume my gender" using magic to restrain magic.

Or have a "fair and square warrior duel," using physics to counteract magic.

But this is Analog Horror.

If you really unwisely provoke these women, you’ll probably die a horrible death.

So with just a glance, the two agreed on a plan; play the clowns and fight each other to please these women.

Just how much personal grudges were involved in the brawl is beyond the knowledge of bystanders.

After the scuffle, they felt even the raging fire in their hearts dwindle.

"I always feel like I’ve missed something important."

"Right, right, I’ve been trying to say that—it’s important, but for the life of me I can’t remember what it was."

Xi Tang was about to say something when her expression suddenly turned to horror.

"I—I think I know what you guys are missing..."

What happened to Raxi who hasn’t been seen for so long, the one who claimed to be off doing something important?

Jack and Park Renmeng followed Xi Tang’s gaze.

Damn!

Instant terror on all three faces.

=͟͟͞͞(꒪ᗜ꒪‧̣̥̇) My hair?! What is Raxi up to?

Is this the big thing he was talking about?!

The sight of a dark-skinned naked man lying on the ground in front was just too conspicuous.

Raxi, who had clearly fallen into depravity by now, hadn’t noticed that his invisibility had worn off.

Drooling, he lay under a woman’s skirt, unable to stop peeping upwards.

Raxi: (ˊo̴̶̷̤﹃ o̴̶̷̤ˋ)

And merely looking wasn’t satisfying enough for his perverse desires.

He took two greedy sniffs!

Oh! Yeah~

Thank goodness... it’s the smell of the sea, I know it...

And the women he was spying on were clueless.

What the heck?

I was just scrolling through Douyin when this dark-skinned naked man suddenly appeared under my feet?

Xi Tang and the other two came to their senses first.

"Captain, what do you think about this?"

"My suggestion is that everyone switch to another compartment to discuss in detail, and then come back after ten minutes to see what’s happening."

"Bang!"

Just like the situation Jiang Xiao and his group had encountered earlier, the connecting door between the train compartments suddenly locked.

This meant that the people in this compartment were no longer able to move around.

"Ah!!! Pervert! Fuck!"

The woman who was being spied on fiercely clenched her legs together and directly kicked her high heel into the grinning face of the lecherous Rasi Busanzhu.

"Shock! A dark-skinned naked man appears on the high-speed train!"

All the girls in the compartment erupted into furor!

Damn it.

They had just felt that their bodies were being watched, and there was a hint of curry smell.

So it turned out someone had awakened an invisibility talent and was spying on them!

All the women went beserk, swinging everything they could grab at the dark-skinned naked man, raining down a hail of objects on him.

At the same time, they also called for the security team.

Rasi Busanzhu realized the situation was serious and immediately tried to run towards Kuku.

"Captain! Jack bro! Save me, save me!"

Huh?

The women in the compartment were startled; did this naked man actually have accomplices?

"Fuck, Captain, he’s running towards us, what do we do?"

"What else can we do if he wants to drag us down with him? Just beat him up clear and state our stance!"

Kuku, acting as the captain, was the first to attack!

A spinning kick flew through the air and landed squarely on the face of Rasi Busanzhu, and she didn’t forget to shout loudly.

"What accomplices? Are you trying to frame us? Girls, I’ve caught him, hit him hard!"

Damn!

Kuku’s deadly flying kick was something Rasi Busanzhu had never expected; he was kicked right back into the crowd of women.

"Kuku sis, isn’t this a bit... too much...?"

"He brought it on himself! I warned you two in advance; this is your chance to show your stance in the face of these anomalies. Whether you can seize it is up to you."

As for Rasi Busanzhu...

Kuku had given up on him; don’t say she’s heartless, it was all that imbecile’s own doing!

Fuck, what the hell is going on?

Still indulging in those perverted desires, no girl would like this kind of dark-skinned pervert, not even a teammate.

Jack and Park Renmeng exchanged glances at Rasi Busanzhu and finally made up their minds.

Ah, Indian guy...

Regardless, we brothers wouldn’t keep our hands off today; you were going to be done for either way. Might as well make the last bit of contribution to us before you die.

...

"Why can’t my cows go on the road!"

Little Pink Hair stood atop the cow, looking down and arguing with the traffic cop in front of her.

"Little sister, livestock can’t recognize zebra crossings and traffic lights, you know. Keeping them off the road is not only for others’ safety but also for your own."

The traffic cop had just started his job a couple of days ago and was also quite troubled by this persistent little girl.

And he didn’t dare to annoy her.

Because nowadays, some parents will sign contracts in churches with their daughters at a very young age.

Children are emotionally unstable.

What if she freaked out and turned into a demon, killing him on the spot?

So the traffic cop could only try to reason with her patiently, having spent a lot of time persuading her already.

"Daddy... but, but I can’t bear to part with them!"

Although the others were somewhat helpless, under these circumstances, Mu Xitang couldn’t be indulging her whims either.

Not to mention the bustling traffic; if they clash with the traffic cops, who knows what could happen.

Side Street Granny might turn out to be a legendary Awakener master.

Or they might be subdued by a squad of traffic cops on the spot and thrown into jail for prison food.

Who knows if a priest carrying a bible might come out of a sedan to Purify them.

Jiang Xiao was strong, but nowhere near strong enough to single-handedly confront a city’s "laws."

"Rule Nine: The map is larger this time, unpredictable factors have increased, and if you violate the taboos, the difficulty of this Kaidan will rise."

It wasn’t until now that Big Beard and the outsiders understood the true meaning of Rule Nine.

This Kaidan had all sorts of people, and anything could happen. Don’t delude yourself into challenging the whole world with the power of one person.

"It’s okay, Xi Tang, don’t worry."

Jiang Xiao didn’t ask Little Pink Hair to give up the cows outright; instead, he asked Black Sister.

"How far are we from Romia Cathedral at our current location?"

"Uh, if we ride the cows and there’s no traffic, it’s just about three hours to the cathedral in the suburbs."

"And if we take a taxi?"

"At most less than five hours."

Alright, that’s not too far. With that in mind, Jiang Xiao made his decision.

"Xi Tang, how about we try to get the cows back home? We’re not from the same world as them, you know. You can’t always forcibly keep them, no matter how much you love them."

"Have you thought about what dangers we might encounter when we enter the cathedral? Will you be able to protect the cows then?"

"Besides, even if there’s no danger in the cathedral, what about when we return to the real world? What will happen to the cows then?"

"The cows come from a pasture far away from the city; they’re not familiar with everything here, have no relatives or friends, and might even be captured by bad people wanting to milk them. Do you want to see that happen?"

Mu Xitang was stumped; she thought back to when she woke up from a nap and found herself in a strange city from the village.

If she left the cows in this city, they’d probably be very sad and scared too.

Da Hua and Da Zhuang, the two cows, were also stunned.

It seemed they couldn’t believe that this human, worse than a beast, would speak such words.

Dude?

What’s the deal, suddenly becoming sensible all of a sudden?

As for exploiting them...

Dude, let’s be honest, who’s crueller than you when it comes to exploitation?

Not only pulling carts but also providing milk, your daughter Kuku sucks from my wife like eighty times a day!

The two cows were still internally complaining.

And then, without another word, Little Pink Hair slid under Da Hua’s belly and started sucking again.