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Chapter 217 - 185: Uh-oh, made a mistake...

Chapter 217: Chapter 185: Uh-oh, made a mistake...

As he looked at the man with the Eastern features, a few of the bolder villagers were the first to speak up.

"Bro, this is really bad, who exactly is this little girl? You’d better make things clear to us."

"Um, and what do you mean by ’weird’? A demon, maybe?"

"Oh my God! Not to mention other things, what’s the meaning of you burning our houses?"

Er...

Jiang Xiao Yi was stunned, the atmosphere wasn’t quite what he had imagined, was it?

These weird-tempered villagers could even keep calm when their houses were set on fire?

"Hehe, still trying to play dumb with me? I advise you to either hand over my daughter early or transform as soon as possible, I’m ready to bury a thrill today! The whole lot!"

The villagers became even more bewildered.

What did he mean by handing over a daughter?

Who needed to transform?

And what was he planning on burying?

Seeing that they didn’t respond, Jiang Xiao pulled out his bloody shovel.

"Are you sure you’re not going to fight? Then don’t blame me for turning hostile today!"

Wang Defa?

What the heck, and you’re going to turn hostile just like that?!

"Stop! Dude, hold up! Calm down, why are you suddenly turning hostile? Have we met before?"

"Yeah? What’s all this you’re talking about? Can you please explain clearly?"

"I’m still totally confused, you burned our homes, now you’re pointing fingers at us for a pink-haired little girl, talking about weirdness and transformations, and wanting to bury us, what does all this mean?"

Hiss?

These "weird" reactions, at least thirteen degrees off, right?

Sister Po: (°ー°〃)

Shoot, I think I got it wrong...

Zhang Chulan, you come help me clean up this mess...

Jiang Xiao’s expression changed from foolish to stunned, then to embarrassed, and finally to not giving a damn.

Got it wrong?

Tell everyone it’s a misunderstanding?

No, absolutely not, even if I’m wrong now, I have to act like I’m right!

Otherwise, these normal villagers with just one kick could kill me!

Even if I have to grit my teeth, I must keep up this act!

Sister Po, oh Sister Po, you really live up to your reputation...

Jiang Xiao cleared his throat, his face contorting back into a furious scowl.

"Uh, how to say this, uh! You guys had better get your situation straight! Now, I’m the one asking the questions, and you dare question me? I’ll blow up your town, believe it or not!"

Looking at the man whose face was full of hate as if about to overflow.

Although the villagers were inwardly indignant, they still patiently tried to make sense of Jiang Xiao’s words.

Should say they’re not chatty.

Encountering such a nonsensical oddball in the middle of the night could really push people to the edge.

Especially since this oddball’s combat power seemed quite high.

The villagers at the scene began to scratch their heads, pondering over Jiang Xiao’s question...

From the moment the fire started to now, just two minutes had passed, but it was indeed a lot to take in.

Quite brain-burning for the CPU.

First of all!

This man.

Oh no!

This arsonist was looking for a daughter with pink hair.

Secondly.

All that weirdness and transforming stuff could probably be put aside...

Because the villagers didn’t understand.

Plus, it was a distance away from the church, and the priest might not be aware of the situation here, so it would be better to try and calm him down first.

With this thought, some of the older folks started calling out to the crowd.

"Has anyone seen a pink-haired little girl! Speak up quickly!"

But everyone still looked confused, what the heck, if they had seen her, wouldn’t they have told by now?

Only an elderly woman with glasses seemed to be moving her mouth hesitantly, looking like she had something to say but was holding back.

"Mrs. Lucy, it looks like you have something to say."

The old lady’s indecisive expression stood out amongst a sea of blank faces.

"Oh, Mayor Locke, I haven’t seen a pink-haired little girl, but if this man’s pink-haired girl isn’t a demon..."

A demon?

A worried look spread across the mayor’s face.

"Are you saying that you saw a pink-haired little girl, but she’s a demon?"

"I think so, but she’s already been subdued by Sister Martha, you know, she’s always been excellent with exorcisms."

"Your granddaughter is indeed great, the whole town has seen it with their own eyes!"

’Swoosh!’

A shovel glowing with a cold light was now positioned at Mrs. Lucy’s throat.

"Hurry up, where has your damned granddaughter taken her now?"

"I..."

Just as Old Lady Lucy was about to make up a location, she suddenly felt a chill on her neck.

A trickle of blood was dripping down the edge of the shovel...

"I’d advise you to tell the truth, otherwise it’s going to be more than just a little skin damage. Look up at that clock tower over there, I just hung up my new ’decorations.’ They look pretty good, don’t they?"

Hiss!

Are those two naked men?

Oh no! That’s Pete and Aaron!

My God, how did they end up tortured like that?!

Right!

Pink hair is a demon, so then this so-called father of pink hair must be a supreme demon among demons?

Thinking this, many faces went pale with fright.

They were just ordinary villagers, they could not afford to provoke Taoists, let alone demons!

Jiang Xiao Yi’s veiled threats intimidated Old Lady Lucy enough to give up lying.

She knew well that Martha was heading to the Moonlight Tavern~

If this man truly had the courage to go there, her granddaughter would surely send him on a one-way trip!

"She, she took the pink demon, ah no, I mean, she took your daughter to the Moonlight Tavern."

Worried that Jiang Xiao might not find it, Old Lady Lucy also thoughtfully provided him with a simple map.

Moonlight Tavern?

Looking at the map marked with a sword, Jiang Xiao calmly retracted his shovel.

"Good, old witch, I hope you haven’t lied to me. Otherwise, I’ll still blow up your little town!"

After declaring this, Jiang Xiao headed straight for the Moonlight Tavern without looking back.

He must hasten his pace now!

If possible, he still hoped to intercept that damned Sister Martha before she could enter the tavern.

It wasn’t that he was afraid of the tavern, but mainly because he felt it would waste his time, and bring some unnecessary trouble.

...

On the edge of the town was an unremarkable house.

From the outside, it looked just like any other residence in town.

But inside, it was another story entirely.

Unlike the retro style outside, this house had no interior walls, transformed into an enormously spacious hall.

And inside, the lights were bright and drinks flowed freely, with color-changing lights and various whiskey brands in sight.

There were also 360-degree surround sound speakers, playing trendy music.

"Drinking masters like you must be pretty good, gulp it down in one go♫"

At the center of the hall was a stage.

On the stage, three hot-catgirls with bare midriffs were pole dancing.

And on the surrounding walls hung ultra-modern large screens.

"Bloody women! And the damn music, everyone shut the hell up for me!"

’Bang!’

A gunshot rang out, and the Moonlight Tavern immediately quieted down.

A gold-bearded burly man glared at the seductive nun sitting at the bar.

"Shit! What are you saying, woman? 50 Flower Coins?"

"Yes, that’s right, and you can only take one cow with you."

"Are you crazy?! You want me to spend nearly four thousand Gold Coins for your damned little heifer?"

"Oh, Mr. Loki, I think you misunderstood again, for 50 Flower Coins, you can only get that bull."

"What’s the use of a little bull? And you’ve beaten it up like that; I would still have to treat its injuries if I bought it."

Loki: ???

Black!

Truly extortionate!

The bar became very quiet.

Aside from a few people haggling at the bar, everyone else was huddled inside, not daring to make a sound.

"How much for that dark-skinned babe?"

"200 Flower Coins, non-negotiable."

Hiss...

Hearing this price set by the seductive nun, the big shots present couldn’t help but gasp.

Scary pricing, enough to kill a man!

"Hey, fellas! Don’t look so shocked. You know, this woman is an Awakener, and she’s not fallen yet. Her power is related to speed; while not top-tier, it’s still pretty good, isn’t it?"

That was true...

If trained well, this dark-skinned woman could definitely become a strong asset in the future.

"How much for the pink-haired little demon?"

Finally, someone asked what everyone had on their minds.

"Hehe~"

Martha chuckled softly and glanced at Mu Xitang, who was still struggling to get out of the sack.

"Her price, why don’t you wait and see her face before you decide?"