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Chapter 216 - 184: When the Night is Still and Quiet, Killing and Arson Skyrocket!

Chapter 216: Chapter 184: When the Night is Still and Quiet, Killing and Arson Skyrocket!

"Claws, claws! She’s gone, she’s gone, I’ve lost my little sister..."

Jiang Xiao stood bewildered in the middle of the road, having repeated this line countless times already.

Hiss!

The viewers in the live stream felt anxious watching him look like someone missing a brainstem!

If it really doesn’t work out, you could at least knock on some doors and ask around!

As the strongest warrior of Blue Planet, you’re acting too much like a dimwit right now, aren’t you?

Doctor Sun pushed his glasses up on the bridge of his nose and began scribbling on his notebook again...

Seeing Jiang Xiao like this made Chief Li’s temper flare.

"Hey! Sun! Didn’t you say Jiang Xiao would act normal whenever it’s something to do with his daughter? Take a good look now, does he seem normal to you?"

"Oh, he’s very normal; it’s just that he’s a bit... Just a bit not too bright, especially when his accent changes... It makes him seem a bit... a bit stupid, but you can’t label someone abnormal just because they’re naive or bad with directions, right?"

"So you mean to say Jiang Xiao is acting normal now?"

"Do you see anything abnormal about him?"

Everyone: ????

Wang Defa?

They watched Jiang Xiao on the screen with a backpack on his back.

His left hand dragging two unlucky bastards whose faces were almost rubbed smooth, and his right hand carrying an iron shovel resting on his shoulder.

Especially the conflicted expression all over his face.

Both anxious and bewildered.

Are you telling me this guy’s normal, without fearing a lightning strike?

Ignoring everyone’s glare, as if they wanted to eat him alive, Doctor Sun spoke for himself.

"We should look past the surface and see the essence. At the very least, he’s much more normal now than when he was hugging a small cow and curling around an old tree, right?"

Everyone: ????

Is that even a comparison?

You can’t say someone is normal just because they started off doing handstands to poop and then switched to handstands to pee, right?

The live streaming viewer group "Super Jiang Rescue Sister Team" had even taken the episode of the old tree roots and broadcasted it far and wide.

No, rather, they perfected it...

Just the thought of the Chosen One of the Three-countries sucking on a bull’s handle made everyone nauseous.

"Hey, Chief, Jiang Xiao’s on the move!"

He needed to move—otherwise, the little pink-haired one would really be in trouble!

Jiang Xiao, as if an idea had finally clicked, began frantically knocking on the nearby residential houses.

’Bang, bang, bang!!!’

"Is anybody there? Is there anyone inside?"

’Bang, bang, bang!!!’

"Is there no one there? Do you have people at home now?"

"I’ve lost my little sister; have any of you seen my little sister?"

"I’ve lost her, really lost her..."

"She has pink hair; did any of you see a little sister with pink hair...."

A few households, troubled by the disturbance, poked their heads out.

At first, they were annoyed— which dumbass didn’t have the manners to knock on doors like this late at night?

But as soon as they opened the door and saw Jiang Xiao dragging the unrecognizable Pete and Aaron, they immediately swallowed any curses they had ready.

Crap!

Did a tough nut come to town?

"No, I don’t think I’ve seen any little girl with pink hair."

"Sorry, buddy, I’ve been sleeping until you knocked on my door."

"A little girl? Oh my God, I swear to God, I haven’t seen anyone like that."

They casually put him off with a few words and immediately closed their doors again.

And no matter how much Jiang Xiao shouted or knocked, more than 90% of the houses didn’t even bother to respond from the beginning to the end.

The people not opening their doors knew the score.

This guy outside hollering without anybody dealing with him must be frighteningly strong.

I didn’t open the door and create trouble for myself, so better let him be.

"Has anybody... Has anyone seen my little sister, eh? Pink hair, five years old, my little sister..."

Jiang Xiao looked helplessly and despairingly at all the tightly shut doors and windows around him.

If this went on any longer, who knew what would happen...

The people in the live stream fell silent.

It was a rare sight. The invincible Jiang God was actually getting thwarted in Kaidan?

It was the first time the top warrior of Dragon Country had ever shown such a powerless expression.

"Eh, I thought this guy never played from a losing position..."

"It looks grim, Mu Xitang and the others are being pushed to the edge of the town by that fetish nun..."

"Same old story, but judging from Pink Hair Sect Hierarch’s past performances, entering Kaidan has been more beneficial than harmful!"

"Uh, I don’t understand why you all think Jiang God will be on the losing end? Just because they can’t find little Pink Hair now?"

"Actually, the more he behaves like this, the more worried I get, of course, don’t get me wrong, I’m worried about the residents of this town."

"Ugh~ If no one’s willing to help..."

Jiang Xiao stood in place, muttering to himself in a monologue.

Hiss...

"If no one opens the door, could it be because everyone is sleeping too soundly?"

"So the first condition to find Xi Tang is to wake everyone up for a good interrogation?"

"No, no!"

"Even if they were dead asleep, they couldn’t miss their own commotion."

"Then... could it be that Mu Xitang is in their possession?"

"Or could they know where Mu Xitang is?"

"Right, that must be the case!"

"Otherwise, why wouldn’t they dare to open the door and face me?"

"Forcing my way in would likely cause a mess and offend all the oddities, so I need to find a way to make them come out willingly."

His little deduction left everyone staring in astonishment.

This... this has nothing to do with reality, at the very least, they aren’t from the same world.

"Innocent Villagers Forced to Take The Blame for Nun’s Misdeeds: A Documentary?"

Jiang Xiao looked around, then hung Pete and Aaron naked from the clock tower.

After that, he carefully searched through the stuff in his backpack.

He wondered what he had that could get everyone willingly to come out from their houses...

Huh?

୧(๑•̌～•̑) "I nearly forgot about this great thing in my paw."

Under the gaze of countless eyes in the live stream.

Jiang Xiao pulled out a vodka bottle with his left hand and a lighter with his right...

The audience: ?!!

[Is he! Is he going to do what I think he’s going to do?]

[If nothing goes wrong, what he’s about to do next is exactly what we’re thinking...]

[Apologies, apologies, ha! I shouldn’t have doubted Jiang Xiao’s professionalism; my bad, thank you (sweating soybean emoji).]

[Oh, my! This is insane, is Jiang Xiao going to take on the entire town by himself?]

[What are you talking about? Jiang Xiao is using fire to avoid offending the town!]

[Well, indeed, now that you mention it, you’re not wrong; he just wants to get the villagers to come out of their rooms.]

As he looked at the high-concentration vodka in his hand, Jiang Xiao even regretfully took a couple of sips before he sprang into action.

With a single leap, he was on the roof of a house.

"Fire! There’s a fire! Everyone come out and put it out!"

Huh?

Even a warning?

[Villager: You’re actually quite nice!]

It must be said that Jiang Xiao’s shout indeed achieved a significant effect.

The live stream could hear the rustling sounds of putting on clothes coming from the nearby houses.

There were even some voices of people cursing mingled within.

"What fire?"

"Wang Defa! You scared me! I was at the crucial moment in my dream, about to go in!"

"Oh, my God, look at my little cutie, keep sleeping, mama will sing you a lullaby~"

"Are you crazy! What kind of fire! Tourmaline!"

Clearly, the villagers, who were awoken by Jiang Xiao again, quickly realized that the fire didn’t exist at all.

"Hehehe, what’s the rush~"

With vodka in the left hand and fire in the right, flame god aid me!

"I’m going to set it now!"

What I’m promoting here is sincerity, my word is my bond, when I say fire, I mean fire!

The ignited vodka in a graceful arc landed on the roof of a house.

And that wasn’t all!

Since it had already been thrown, might as well make it count!

Jiang Xiao’s hands were a blur as he lobbed one bottle after another—in less than five seconds, over a dozen bottles of vodka had been thrown.

Suddenly someone yelled:

"Crap! There really is a fire!"

Husbands hollered, wives screamed.

Children cried out, and in an instant, thousands were shouting and thousands of dogs were barking.

A cacophony of crashing, explosive noises, and the howling wind filled the air...

As the entire town plunged into panic, a brazen laugh echoed above their heads.

Jiang Xiao:

"Mwahahaha!!! Hey! You bunch of oddities, I advise you to confess quickly! Hand over my little pink-haired one, and we can talk. Otherwise, I’ll blow up your town, believe it or not! Not burn, blow up!"

The crowd: (ꐦ҉̛ʘ̆҉̛口ʘ̆҉̛) ???

What the hell is this?

Are criminals this vicious now?

We were asleep at home, comfortably, the house ignited in an instant, and now we are being coaxed to turn ourselves in by an arsonist?

And he’s threatening to blow up their town, too!

Who is this pink-haired person he’s talking about?

Looking at the man standing on the rooftop, righteous and laughing heartily while his hands rested confidently on his hips.

Especially with that justice-filled Superman pose.

For a moment, the people of the town began to wonder if they had somehow broken the law.

Oh no, just by sleeping, have I become a criminal?