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Chapter 155 - 142: Human-Shaped Anti-Aircraft Gun_2

Chapter 155: Chapter 142: Human-Shaped Anti-Aircraft Gun_2

Time and again, I’m refreshing my tolerance for disgust.

Is Jiang Xiao’s mental state still okay? Could a normal person think of such a tactic?

Even the Ninja can’t stand it!

Seriously, although he’s insane, to think of such a disgusting tactic is just ... eww!

Mr. Jiang’s thought process is novel, indeed a genius...

No matter what bizarre things were said, Jiang Xiao remained unmoved.

He was resolved to stick with this machine gun.

Alright, alright, you want to play it like that?

Damn!

Finally, the weird creatures couldn’t take it anymore.

"Everyone, attack together!"

"Quick, kill him and it’s all over!"

"Damn, it’s bad enough being bullied when alive, now even in death?!"

"This idea is thorny, let’s all go together!"

The previously feigned aloof and eerie demeanor of these creatures had completely vanished.

Wimpy, they wanted to attack together, ultimately facing the big villain Jiang Xiao.

"Bring it on!"

Seeing these strange creatures approaching him on a sea of maggots, Jiang Xiao was not the least bit panicked!

In fact, an excited expression even appeared on his face...

He first retreated to the corner of the room.

Because of the broad view here, no direction was hidden from Jiang Xiao’s eyes.

Then he pinned the nearly unconscious little girl to the floor...

Following that, Jiang Xiao also lay on the ground, pulling up her pigtails to make her subconsciously tilt her head back and open her mouth.

Everyone: ???

What’s he doing?

Isn’t this position somewhat inappropriate?

Jiang Xiao: left eye closed, right eye open

"How about that? Has my model changed from a light machine gun to a Barrett sniper rifle? And it’s an infinite ammo version!"

Weird creatures: ???

(⌐■_■)(⌐■_■)(⌐■_■)

The creatures are flabbergasted...

But Jiang Xiao continued to show off his new weapon.

"Check this out, guys, a solid base is much steadier than when I shoot clamped between my arms, oh! Yeah~ and holding the braids makes it easier to shift and lock the target, yahoo! Let me test the effect!"

"Dada dada dada~~~~"

Jiang Xiao crazily yanked the little girl’s pigtails.

A pull to the left, a yank to the right.

The scalp was being pulled, causing the little girl to unconsciously open her mouth wide.

Firepower at full blast!

Before: (ꐦ҉̛ʘ̆҉̛₃ʘ̆҉̛)º·¯ิ˚"

Now: (ꐦ҉̛ʘ̆҉̛口ʘ̆҉̛)º·¯ิ˚"

Holy crap!

So fierce!

This is more than a Barrett sniper rifle, it’s a rapid-fire, no recoil cannon!

One man, plus one [human anti-aircraft cannon].

He forcibly "killed" his way through with the momentum of a thousand troops.

It was barely possible to organize an attack instantly broken down.

"Muahahahaha!!!"

At this moment, Jiang Xiao has an invincible aura, lifting the little girl and chasing these weird creatures’ behinds, shouting!

"Hey! Don’t run, fight me if you dare! A fight!"

I’m so done @#￥%!

These creatures scattered, fearing to get more maggots on themselves.

Seeing his own deterrent power was so fierce.

Jiang Xiao slammed the little girl down, flamboyantly smoothed his fringe, and started self-praising.

"Oh my, I can’t believe it, whose subordinate is this? So brave! Not a single one dares to fight me."

Little girl: ???

Weird creatures: I’m just @#￥%!

You’re still here selling melons!

"What are you pretending for, huh? Have you disguised all the world’s fools?"

"I fight your grandmother’s pineapple! You’d be nothing without that maggot-spraying [forbidden weapon]!"

"Don’t pretend anymore! Try letting her go, then you’d be nothing!"

"Right! Holding that little girl and thinking you are invincible, don’t tell me you think this is your real strength?"

Jiang Xiao spread his hands, his face screaming for a beating.

"What you said, isn’t that like pants on fire, a blazing crotch! Of course, this is my strength, if you had a weapon, you could use it too, I’m not stopping you."

Oh, man!

How could there be such a shameless person in the world?

Seeing no chance to defeat this man anytime soon, the weird creatures decided they’d start a verbal fight with Jiang Xiao!

Of course, Jiang Xiao wasn’t one to coddle, directly sitting on the little girl’s face like a stool.

Ready to start: tongue battle mode!

Little girl: ??????

So long, and no one speaks up for me?

...

Something seems off about Jiang Xiao’s state?

People began asking in the comments.

[Just asking, is Jiang Xiao’s true self showing up?]

[Seems like it, the lack of that typical tone and speech pattern, including those heavily structured inverted sentences.]

[And his state doesn’t seem insane, looks more like a normal person.]

[Jiang Xiao’s true self’s duration seems pretty long this time.]

[Um, third floor, are you okay? Are you sure Jiang Xiao is a normal person right now?]

[Whether or not he’s normal, he looks so shamelessly cunning right now...]

[I actually like his cunning self right now, really curious, how does the non-ill Jiang Xiao clash with the weird creatures?]

Seeing these comments.

The old director of Qingshan Mental Hospital unconsciously showed a weird expression.

How to clash with the weird creatures?

Of course, it’s not strange that the comments are curious, after all, they don’t know Jiang Xiao.

As for how good Jiang Xiao’s tongue skills are,

No one can speak more authoritatively than the old folks at Qingshan Mental Hospital.

When he was ill.