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Chapter 154 - 142: Human-Shaped Anti-Aircraft Gun
Chapter 154: Chapter 142: Human-Shaped Anti-Aircraft Gun
The empty-stomach man behind him wanted to sneak attack.
Jiang Xiao pulled the same trick again, shoving his hand directly into the little girl’s mouth to yank out a large handful of maggots and cramming them into the man’s mouth.
He was knocked to the side, dry-heaving nonstop.
Anyway, the little girl didn’t know what was going on.
It seemed she couldn’t do anything but vomit worms.
But the good thing was that [vomiting worms] seemed to be the girl’s passive skill.
Uh, it might also be her only skill.
The endless stream of worms seemed inexhaustible.
Since that’s the case?
Bring it on then!
Jiang Xiao turned into a corn pitcher, while Kuku dug out handfuls and handfuls of tender white maggots from the girl’s mouth, hurling them out.
He dug into the poor girl until she was almost out of her mind, drooling...
Jiang Xiao’s approach was neither soft nor hard, afraid that digging too shallowly would yield nothing, and several times almost digging into her intestines.
Little girl: (இдஇ;)
Jiang Xiao’s technique indeed deterred quite a few strange creatures.
These creatures weren’t afraid of pain.
Even if they were kicked in the groin, they could face it with a smile.
But they knew disgust, feared being defiled...
Sure enough, it worked!
The hesitation in their eyes was captured by Jiang Xiao.
He was greatly relieved!
Although Bai Liu’s Blessing was very likely to help him escape the current predicament,
its duration was too short, plus Jiang Xiao wanted to reserve the ability to kill the strange creatures permanently for someone else.
So~
Jiang Xiao directly picked up the dazed little girl beside him.
Or you could say he clamped her up.
He picked her up around the waist as if she were a light machine gun for blasting maggots.
With his left arm clamping her under his armpit, his right hand kept opening her mouth frantically, squeezing out maggots...
The plump, greasy worms ’do do do’ continuously sprayed out of the girl’s mouth.
It viciously fulfilled the military dream of Jiang Xiao’s childhood!
Jiang Xiao: (๑¯ิꇴ¯ิ)つ▄︻┻┳(ꐦ҉̛ʘ̆҉̛₃ʘ̆҉̛)º·¯ิ˚
The strange creatures: Fuck, that’s thick, crabby gratitude!
This damn thing is even more eye-searing than Ward’s earlier shit-smearing show!
Where the maggots flowed, all creatures retreated!
Jiang Xiao: (ɔ◞ิꇴ◟ิ)ᵒ̴̶̷̥:▄︻┻┳(ꐦ҉̛ʘ̆҉̛₃ʘ̆҉̛)
"Whahaha, come on! Con you handle this, baby? Come and face me—bring it on!"
The strange creatures: ∑(°口°๑(꒪口꒪‧̣̥̇(°△°|||(°口°ノ)ノ
Do you count this as a fair fight?!
Have the guts to put the little girl down!
...
Just like that, all the oppressive, tense, weird, creepy, and frightening atmosphere that these creatures had managed to create was gone!
The vibe became very... bizarre and abstract—oh, and disgusting.
That was the passive effect when Jiang Xiao made an appearance...
Anytime he appeared, no matter how terrifying the scene, it turned very strange.
Some creatures cursed while vomiting.
(งᵒ̌皿ᵒ̌)ง⁼³₌₃
"Damn, puah! Let go of the little girl, and face us in a fair fight! Blargh!"
Others reasoned with emotions and logic.
But just as they opened their mouths, Jiang Xiao aimed the girl’s head at them, and countless maggots furiously shot onto their faces.
"I’m saying, bro—really necessary? What did the little girl do wrong? Puah! We can sit and yue—it down... let’s talk slowly... puah—whoa! Kids are puah—whoa! Innocent, whoa! Would you let me finish before shooting, whoa!"
Σ_(꒪ཀ꒪」∠) Puah!
Some strange creatures tried provocation.
"I’ve never seen anyone with such shameless gall, holding a maggot machine gun and calling themselves a hero. Come on! Surely you can’t function without the little girl, right? No way, no way. There can’t really be someone who admits they’re incompetent?"
Little girl: Resentment +999
Maggot machine gun? Couldn’t you give me a nicer nickname?
The empty-stomach man was unprepared and got slapped with a faceful of maggots.
Even with his mouth shut, it didn’t help, as numerous worms burrowed into his brain through his nostrils, ears, and eyes.
It might not hurt.
But how disgusting!
What normal person can endure having maggots breed in their brain?
This isn’t just a derogatory term or hyperbolic descriptor—it’s literally ’having maggots breed’ in a physical sense!
"I can’t stand it anymore! Brothers, my brain feels mushy and numb, too disgusting!"
"It’s twitchy—ouch! Something is sucking on my brain stem! Twitchy, ouch!"
"Xiao Rou! Aim properly at the enemy! If you keep this up, we’re all going to be screwed by you!"
Xiao Rou, the little girl, wanted to as well!
Actually, this administrator was riddled with more bugs than anyone else, but it was useless!
Boring into him had no effect whatsoever.
It only made the laughing maniac handle his own cheeks more vigorously.
Because the harder he mashed, the fiercer she sprayed!
That’s enough, that’s enough...
The administrator must be a sicko at heart.
The room wasn’t big, but it was now legendary.
With this kick—my god—
The juices splashed!
Not just sticky, but also slippery and stringy!!
The creepy inhabitants of the room all showed human-like expressions of disgust and horror.
No place left to step!
Many of their faces turned purple.
Really.
No joke.
You changing to a mop dipped in shit would be easier to handle than wielding a humanoid machine gun!
Dragon Country’s live-stream room was filled with green puking minion emoticons.
Thank goodness it’s the middle of the night.
If it was mealtime, wouldn’t that be a total disaster?
[Puah! I can’t take it anymore... I’m out, yue!]
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