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Chapter 125 - 119 Xiaoping Is Not Fond of Fighting

Chapter 125: Chapter 119 Xiaoping Is Not Fond of Fighting

"Old Tree, are you there? What are you doing?"

There was no response from inside, and He Menghan outside asked with confusion.

Suddenly panicked, Old Tree bit his lip and tried to wriggle under the bed, while imploring Jiang Xiao for advice.

_(ཀ益ཀ」∠)_

"Bro, Jiang Xiao bro, cover for me, please. We can negotiate anything, but I can’t be seen like this."

It was too embarrassing!

The children’s clothes on the floor would completely ruin his devious façade!

Old Tree actually realizes he’s embarrassing himself now?

"If I insist on humiliating you, then? You should know, a pervert like you can’t survive in Bikini Bottom."

The more uncomfortable Old Tree was, the more at ease Jiang Xiao felt.

It would be best to first let him experience a fate worse than death – social annihilation.

Then crush him completely!

A sly voyeur like him, thriving in dark, damp places, was most afraid of being exposed to sunlight.

"No, bro, I’m begging you as an uncle, they can’t find out about this, ’To know one’s mistake and to change is better than anything else,’ I’ll do anything to change, I swear on my life, I will reform!"

’Thump thump thump~’

"Old Tree? Are you there?"

He Menghan on the outside was growing impatient.

"If you don’t answer, I’m coming in!"

Old Tree, with a battered face, was in a panic, slapping his own big mouth.

’Slap!’

"I’m not human!"

’Slap!’

"I’m a beast!"

’Slap!’

"Bro Jiang Xiao, I was only thinking about it in my heart..."

’Slap!’

"At most touching a bit!"

’Slap!’

"Bro, believe me! I will change, within this villa, I haven’t gone too far with Xiao Ran, just my twisted hobby, I know it’s wrong, but I really can’t control my desires!"

Seeing no response from Jiang Xiao.

Old Tree bit his lip and banged his head against the desk corner with determination!

Old Tree: _(;ʘ̆҉̛ཀ[x]҉̛#」∠)_

"Bro, I didn’t have a choice before, but now I want to be a good person, bro, give me a chance!"

It was evident, Old Tree truly didn’t want to face social death.

Compared to A-Zhi, who bravely admits to everyone that he’s an old gay man with integrity.

Old Tree had always carefully concealed his perverted side.

Otherwise, he wouldn’t put on a heavily accented, simple and honest big uncle facade in front of outsiders.

Of course!

The main reason was that his perverted fetish was filthier and more disgusting.

Gay might be understandable to some, even many fujoshi like it.

But Old Tree’s kind of perversion deserved a thousand cuts at the least!

"Did you really not lay a hand on Xiao Ran?"

"I swear! I didn’t, you can ask; I didn’t cross the line, bro Jiang Xiao, I’m on my knees, I can’t..."

Seeing this forty-year-old man on his knees, sniveling and crying at his feet.

Jiang Xiao snorted coldly, deciding to spare his life for now, not in a rush to act.

’Bang!’

Jiang Xiao kicked him irritably under the bed.

Old Tree felt as if he had been hit by a locomotive in his abdomen.

The force pushed him under the bed, nearly knocking his duodenum out!

"Clean yourself up and come out, and think of a reason for your injuries yourself."

"Understood... understood, bro."

...

’Click~’

Jiang Xiao opened the door.

He was met with a surprised and confused look from He Menghan.

What was happening?

Why was this lunatic coming out?

Where was Old Tree?

Unable to hide her curiosity, He Menghan craned her neck trying to peek inside, but was blocked by Jiang Xiao.

"What are you doing? Where’s Old Tree? Where is he?"

He Menghan, her view blocked, fired off questions one after another like a machine gun.

But Jiang Xiao just responded with a wise smile.

He Menghan took a hurried glance and didn’t see clearly what was going on inside.

She could only see the furniture strewn about and the floor seemed a complete mess.

What on earth had happened inside just now?

"Where’s Old Tree?"

In an effort to alleviate He Menghan’s concerns, Old Tree’s "strong and energetic" voice came from inside.

"Y’all go ahead and eat, I’ll come out soon."

Fine then.

Since Old Tree said so, He Menghan decided not to think too much about it for now.

Who cares~

As long as it doesn’t affect her, let the sky fall and He Menghan wouldn’t give a damn.

A-Zhi, squatting in the corner with his bowl, was waiting.

Seeing Jiang Xiao exit unharmed, his expression finally relaxed.

If this guy has come out, it meant that Old Tree definitely had fallen into misfortune.

Apart from the schadenfreude of A-Zhi.

Everyone else was confused.

The noise from inside was not small just now, and yet this crazy manager came out so effortlessly?

Where was Old Tree?

"Old Tree told us to eat first, he’ll come over later."

Although He Menghan said that, it still couldn’t dispel everyone’s doubts.

Originally sitting next to Jiang Xiao, Aunt Xiu subtly moved to the side.

Xiao Ran’s mouth was wide open, as if she could fit an entire egg inside.

Only Little Qing, he gave Jiang Xiao a look, there was surprise in his eyes, but not much.

Everyone was very quiet during the meal.

Aside from Xiao Ran bombarding Jiang Xiao with questions, everyone tacitly chose to keep silent.

Normally, Aunt Xiu, who disliked Xiao Ran talking to Jiang Xiao the most, unusually did not intervene.

The silence was broken only when Old Tree stepped out the door.

Yikes!

Old Wood: (ʘ̆҉̛ཀ[x]҉̛(#)...

The crowd jumped in fright, and even Xiao Ran’s chopsticks dropped.

What’s with this?

How did Old Wood end up looking like this?

Where is there even a trace of a human form?

You couldn’t classify him as a primate from three meters away, not to mention barely able to slot him into the category of carbon-based life.

With that getup of his, he’d need a whole three episodes on ’Into the Science’!

The group’s gaze then fixed back onto Jiang Xiao.

This dimwit didn’t seem to have any clue about the tense atmosphere.

Cradling two pork ribs, he chewed with a mouth dripping with oil...

Could this kid have been playing the fool all along?

Aunt Xiu and He Menghan exchanged glances and slowly nodded at each other.

If it really was this administrator’s doing...

They would stop at nothing to take him down!

It’s freaking scary, how can a ’Chosen One’ be this powerful?

He did not just beat Old Wood, he pulverized him!

This potential danger must be eliminated, or who knows, one day this calamity might befall them.

Old Wood opened his mouth wide in an attempt to smile, but the gesture pulled at his broken nose, causing him to grimace in pain.

When he bared his teeth, everyone noticed that his large front teeth were also gone...

Seeing this, Aunt Xiu immediately put down her chopsticks and said sternly.

"Old Wood, I feel like you’re pretty much the only good person in this villa."

He Menghan snorted coldly, following up.

"But some people just love to bully the sincere ones, don’t they?"

The two women planned to take advantage of their numbers.

Even if this administrator was powerful, couldn’t they overwhelm him if everyone rushed him at once?

Old Wood frantically waved his hands.

"What are you talking about? Nobody’s bullying me."

What?

You’ve been beaten to a pulp and still say no one is bullying you?

"I, I asked the administrator to help me pull a tooth!"

Pull a tooth?

Everyone looked at Jiang Xiao, who shrugged with both hands.

"What’re you looking at me for? Just eat."

As if worried they wouldn’t believe him, Old Wood even showed everyone the gap where his molars used to be.

Huh?

Indeed.

Pulled out quite cleanly~

But how do you explain the bruised and swollen face?

"Old Wood, you never mentioned having dental issues before."

"That’s right, if you’ve been wronged, just say it—we’ve got the numbers, don’t be afraid!"

The two women were already rising slowly, eyeing Jiang Xiao tensely.

As long as Old Wood indicated there was something off about this administrator, they’d jump into action immediately!

Strength in numbers?

When Old Wood heard these words, he nearly burst into tears.

Dude, we’re the weird ones, right?

To be forced by an administrator into saying "strength in numbers"...

"My teeth have been bad for a long time, I just didn’t mention it because it’s hard to deal with, and I was too embarrassed to ask for help."

In Old Wood’s own words.

His teeth had gone bad a long time ago.

But because they were too yellow and his breath too foul, he was too embarrassed to ask for help.

And now?

Finding an idiot with a dull mind but strong muscles, Old Wood decided to ask him to help pull a tooth.

"And the injuries on your face?"

"When I was pulling the tooth, I tugged backward too hard, overturning the table that held the steel wire, and I hit my face..."

My goodness...

How much force must he have used to get those injuries?

But then again.

Old Wood is known for his terrifying strength; the harder you tug, the worse the wound.

If he had fallen face-first, then perhaps it’s excusable.

With this thought, everyone at the table relaxed.

They had indeed been scared to death just moments ago.

Thankfully, the administrator’s strength wasn’t as abnormal as they had imagined.

"Administrator, is what Old Wood said true?"

"What? What did Old Wood just say? I don’t know."

Seeing the blank look in Jiang Xiao’s eyes, everyone felt even more at ease.

With that kind of gaze and accent, no way could he be the legendary master of anything.

To be on the safe side, He Menghan still pressed on with a question.

"You do understand how Old Wood got his injuries, don’t you?"

Jiang Xiao frowned and glanced at the battered Old Wood.

"Slandering me, huh? Testing me? Are you trying to quiz me on math? The world knows, I’ve never been one to fight!"

Old Wood: ???

Great, you’ve just redefined those words today...

"Xiao Ran! Come over here, don’t sit with that weird uncle!"

Seeing the clueless Jiang Xiao wasn’t a master, Aunt Xiu immediately pulled Xiao Ran away from him.

"Old Wood’s injuries, they have something to do with you, right?"

He Menghan continued to interrogate; she always felt something was off about Old Wood’s explanation.

Watching this woman challenge his math, Jiang Xiao put down his chopsticks.

"If you insist on saying that, I must bring up the romantic tragedy between Romeo and Zhu Bajie in the Zheng Tu case. It was clear early on that Zhu Bajie would ditch Romeo to date Zhen Yuanzi from the west. Everyone knows that while we can wait for bullets to fly, the shredded meat on the Titanic will never wait for Black Tornado Sima Yi. Why? Isn’t it because Calabash Brothers popped out of Zhen Yuanzi’s fig tree?"

"In conclusion, to sum it up, I believe the key to creating a perpetual motion machine still depends on whether Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony can independently explain universal gravitation."

He Menghan frowned, trying to figure out what Jiang Xiao meant by all that.

Universal gravitation...

Bullets flying...

"Cough, Xiao Meng, let’s eat; we should eat."

Aunt Xiu tapped on her bowl, signaling her to stop overthinking it...

If you really tried to decipher what the administrator spouted, it would drive you insane!

Just as Old Wood was about to sit down and eat, Jiang Xiao stopped him.

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