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Chapter 124 - 118: Pegasus Meteor Fist!

Chapter 124: Chapter 118: Pegasus Meteor Fist!

This is it?

You think you can stop me?

Jiang Xiao abandoned the knee to the groin, instead pulling the old man’s arm over his shoulder as he turned around.

He rewarded him with a textbook perfect over-the-shoulder throw!

’Bang!!’

The wooden floor formed a deep pit where the old man’s body smashed into it.

Before he could mount a defense, Jiang Xiao’s fists rained down on the old man’s head like a torrential downpour.

(#▼皿▼)۶۶(ᵒ̶̶̷̀#)ε(#˂̶́メ)

Don’t you know what a thirteen-punch-per-second beatdown is, huh!

As the ancients said:

The crazier the tale of Kaidan, the more ferocious Jiang Xiao’s battle becomes!

...

At this moment, lunch had been prepared in the outside hall.

But Jiang Xiao and the old man were nowhere to be seen...

Although Madman Villa’s rooms are exceptionally soundproof, the old man’s room was still downstairs.

And so close to the living room...

Thus, some noise could still be heard.

The thumps and moans coming from inside piqued the curiosity of the people outside.

Xiao Ran wanted to go in to save Jiang Xiao, but her mom, Xiuyi, dragged her back.

"Xiao Ran, don’t go. Let old Mu teach that weird uncle a harsh lesson."

Xiao Ran blinked her innocent big eyes, her mouth turning down in a pout.

She wanted to tell her mom that it was actually old Mu who was the weird uncle.

Often deceiving her when Xiuyi wasn’t paying attention, touching her inappropriately.

She had also seen old Mu stealing her princess socks and little skirts from the bathroom before she could wash them.

But she didn’t dare tell Xiuyi, mainly because her mom often liked to hit her...

In case she spoke out, her mom might hit her even harder.

He Menghan took nervous Xiao Ran into her arms.

"Xiao Ran, Uncle Mu is a good man. He’s disciplining that abnormal manager. Listen to me, don’t go in, be good."

In their eyes, old Mu was definitely a decent person.

He rarely killed managers, which everyone acknowledged.

And he always worked tirelessly, whether it was fixing lights or repairing faulty wiring—it was all done by old Mu.

And he liked helping everyone take care of the children the most.

They all believed that old Mu wanted to take down Jiang Xiao.

Purely because he was worried about the mentally ill manager harming Xiao Qing and Xiao Ran, the two children.

Xiao Qing sat on the couch, absorbed in several pink pigs on the TV,

Seemingly unconcerned about the commotion in old Mu’s room.

Gold-glasses man A Zhi had a strange expression on his face...

Curious what old Mu’s face would look like if he knew what the people outside were thinking.

It’s not their fault, they’d never been beaten up by this manager, so naturally, they thought Jiang Xiao was the one being bullied inside.

But...

A Zhi suddenly smiled knowingly~

Suddenly looking forward to it.

What would their faces look like when they saw Jiang Xiao emerge unscathed later on?

A Zhi’s creepy smile was captured by Xiao Ran.

Frightened, the little girl snuggled into He Menghan’s embrace tighter.

"Auntie, the poop-eating Uncle A Zhi is showing that weird smile again, is he about to eat it again?"

Ehh~?

Everyone gave A Zhi an extremely disdainful look.

Especially Xiuyi, who directly told him to go eat his food in the toilet.

After all, it didn’t matter where he ate, as long as he didn’t sit at the table with them.

Don’t want to go? So what~

A Zhi didn’t care.

Even though he got so dirty cleaning Jiang Xiao’s room that morning.

Even being misunderstood by Xiao Ran as a poop-eater!

But A Zhi stubbornly chose to shoulder the blame rather than tell them of Jiang Xiao’s perverse methods.

That’s right.

A Zhi had had a hard life himself, naturally he wanted to see others suffer.

This old Mu might be the first unlucky one, ah, not to mention himself, probably the fifth, but surely not the last.

You say I eat shit?

Heh, let’s see how long you can keep it up!

...

Jiang Xiao’s punch smashed hard into old Mu’s right cheek, sending his last molar flying.

"Pai Daxing is asking you one more time, do you submit!"

old Mu: ٩(#ᵒ̶̶̷̀)3(˂̶́#)۶

"If you’ve got the guts, let me stand up. What kind of hero beats on someone while mounted? Try letting me stand, I’ll fight you to the death..."

Jiang Xiao unclenched his fist, and even politely helped old Mu to stand up.

"Alright, you can stand now. What’s your plan, how do you want to fight me?"

old Mu: .....

Once he was truly standing, turns out maybe probably kinda... he couldn’t really do anything to Jiang Xiao...

"Huff~"

Jiang Xiao disdainfully blew on his own fist.

"Gurggle~"

old Mu, shivering with fear, continued to talk tough.

"I’m a bit twisted, but I have my own basic principles for dealing with people."

"Brute force! It’s not the sole criterion for truth and it won’t convince me to respect you."

"Mu Ren is laying it down today, I’d rather stand and live than kneel and die! Come on! I don’t believe you’d really kill me!"

Audience: ?????

[Stand and live?]

[Did this idiot’s words just split in half?]

[His brains must have been knocked loose by God Jiang, right?]

[Right, God Jiang just hammered his head with a ’kuku’ a hundred times...]

Jiang Xiao didn’t expect old Mu to still talk so tough after being beaten to a pulp.

If that’s the case?

"You seem pretty tough, huh?"

"That’s right, I’m super tough, okay?"

"Tough guy?"

"Tough guy!"

"Iron man?"

"That’s it, iron man! Quit your fucking babbling and bring it on! I don’t believe for a second that you, a mere admin, could actually kill me for good?!"

Dead searching inside~

Not dying is this old Mu’s confidence, right?

"Here’s your chance to back out; Lord Jiang Daxing doesn’t want to take things to the extreme."

"Haha, your Grandpa Mu isn’t afraid of dying, let alone that you don’t have the power to kill me!"

This old creep’s attitude really pissed off everyone in the stream.

[What do we do? It seems this old pervert has got Jiang God’s weak spot pinned down.]

[Pssh, Jiang God has the ability to permanently off freaks!]

[I know, but such methods seem limited. Many experts speculate that it can only be used once per game.]

[If it’s only once, then just get rid of this freak. It’s worth it!]

[No way, no way. You guys can’t seriously think Jiang Xiao only has violence as his sole tactic, right?]

Everyone: ...

[Cough, alright mate, I was thinking too small.]

...

Old Mu’s attitude is ridiculously hard!

He even made people think he’s the most badass freak in all of Kaidan.

Looking at the defiant old creep,

Jiang Xiao sighed, feeling a mix of disappointment and... pity?

These poor little freaks seem to always be unaware of his real tactics.

"You know the Xiao Yu version of Awei Eighteen Forms?"

"What?"

Old Mu was stunned; Jiang Xiao often spoke such nonsense that it baffled him.

He was dumbstruck.

But Jiang Xiao, his eyes blazing, had already begun to unleash.

No need to hold back against such a remorseless perverted old beast.

"Awei Eighteen Forms, first form!"

"Take this! Full strength... Heavenly Horse Meteor Chicken Fist!"

’Bang!’

"Owww!!!"

Old Mu: (ଵʚଵ|||)

Old Mu’s eyes were about to pop out of his skull.

Even his muscular state was punched back into his original form.

One punch and he was toast.

When he’s down, strike for the kill!

"Here’s another! Full amplitude... Descendant Cutting Elbow Strike!"

"Uhhh!"

This elbow,

bent Old Mu into a prawn with a bent back.

His mind went blank, and all he could do was gasp for air to relieve the pain.

"Descendant Cutting Flying Kick!"

"Damn it!!!"

The damage from this flying kick was comparable to a massive knee hit!

Old Mu’s face turned the color of deathly purple in an instant.

Broken...

Sure as hell, it must be broken!

Old Mu felt that thing reach places he’d never encountered before.

Broken, there were no other possibilities.

Think it’s over?

No, Jiang Xiao was just getting started.

"Take this! Formless Talk Speed Kick! Mudamuda Mudamuda!!!"

The key was an endless onslaught, non-stop Meteor Chicken!

Old Mu felt his entire body go numb...

"Egg Hitting Stone Mountain Split! Oraoraoraora!!!"

"Directly Attack the Dragon Golden Anus Leg!"

...

"Huff~"

Jiang Xiao stood back up and exhaled a turbid breath.

"Done, that’s a wrap!"

Old Mu by now was completely wiped out...

He knelt on the ground, spitting, with his head propped on the floor, wriggling like a maggot.

Writhing... solo warrior?

"Love your lone walk down dark alleys, love the way you kneel down~"

"Love your hopeless cover at your crotch, refusing to cry!"

Old Mu had actually cried...

Propping his head on the ground was just to stop others from seeing a man in his forties weakly shedding tears.

If he turned his head right now, everyone would see his desolate expression.

"Should I count to three? Do you give up? If not, I can go for another round!"

Nani?! Wasn’t it all over after one set?

You’re fucking kidding me? After one set, onto another?!

Old Mu suddenly turned his face around.

_(;ﾉ´༎ຶ益༎ຶ`」∠)_

"I give up, bro! He beat me so bad, pissing blood is a luxury! I’m done, completely done!"

’Thump thump thump~’

Outside, He Menghan, with a smirk, knocked on the door, her voice playfully asking,

"Old Mu? Are you done? If you are, come out and eat. Oh, and is the body still intact? Leave it for me, hehe, Xiao Ran wanted to come in and save that admin, but we stopped him, afraid of ruining your fun. Heh, no need to thank us~"

Old Mu: ...

Ruining my fun?

Should I thank your eighteen generations?