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Chapter 108 - 102 Sorry to Disturb, Am I Here to Discuss Philosophy?

Chapter 108: Chapter 102 Sorry to Disturb, Am I Here to Discuss Philosophy?

Jiang Xiao Yi was frothing at the mouth, but still tried to raise a hand, signaling he wanted to swap places and dance.

The more the mute persisted, the crazier Ah Zhi’s dance got!

The limit...

"My eyes... they’re tainted..."

"Anyone up for an eye-cleaning session tomorrow? I’ve got a two-for-one coupon."

"I couldn’t even dream of something this big!"

"That’s playing way too hard!"

"I want to worship Jiang Xiao as my master; only a perverted psycho like him could come up with this act."

"Shocker! Two night owls wide awake, astonishingly live-streaming their grand performance in the Chosen One’s channel! Is this a distortion of human nature or a degradation of morals!"

"Yowza, still talking about our Meichuan Neiku, huh? IP: Sakura."

"Oh my god, when you think about it, the Chosen Ones of Dragon Country really do match up with our ’A-san’s’ folk customs. IP: A-san."

"Stupid, stop trying to glorify yourselves! Jiang Xiao messes with others, gets them dirty. One of you gets dirtied by others, and the other dirties themselves—is it the same?"

Summary: Jiang Xiao is a nutcase + pervert + inhuman + genius + wise.

While the barrage of comments never ceased, the door to Jiang Xiao’s room opened for the third time.

Damn, who’s got the guts to show up now?

Which unlucky fool is it this time?

...

Old Wang just outside the door was utterly flabbergasted.

(´◑д◐｀)

One more glance and you’ll explode...

Get any closer and you’ll melt...

No...

That... that tube?

So, is this what the youth are into these days?

Is it me who can’t keep up with the times, or has the era left me behind?

Truly: a sight for sore eyes, lasting a thousand years.

He was just pissed off with the ten resources Jiang Xiao shared with him.

He thought about coming over to take revenge tonight.

Who would have guessed he’d walk into such a horrific scene?

If things went as expected, Mute’s fixed-up tubing already had a serious accident.

His face turned pale, frothing at the mouth, it looked like he was breathing his last...

Ah Zhi’s stupid grin was uglier than a sob, not even stopping his enticing dance moves despite seeing himself approached.

Old Wang wanted to leave since he would have melted if he got any closer, but Jiang Xiao had already pulled him in with a goofy smile.

Outside, it was still okay, but once inside, the stench almost made Old Wang throw up!

He was a pervert, but not into this sort of thing!

At the same time, Old Wang was no fool, he immediately realized that this Chosen One had to be more formidable than just anyone!

He knew full well that Mute was as strong as him.

And looking at Mute now?

"Ala... Ala... Ala..."

Mute: Σ_(꒪҉̛ཀ꒪҉̛」∠)_~~~

Sigh!

Such a sin!

Was it necessary to torment a mute this much?

When he saw Jiang Xiao looking at him with that savvy gaze, Old Wang couldn’t help but shiver.

He had faith in his own strength, but now was clearly not the time to turn on Jiang Xiao.

At the very least, he had to find out what the admin’s methods were!

The scene before him was just too bizarre.

Not only had Mute and Ah Zhi botched it, but they ended up performing here.

"Old Deng, why are you here and not sleeping in the middle of the night?"

Jiang Xiao asked with a naive tone.

"I..."

Old Wang hesitated, worried his answer might displease him. Would the admin flip out on him right there?

After a bit of thought, Old Wang came up with a brilliant idea.

"I came over to discuss exchanging some resources with you."

The crowd: ?????

What resources?

Could it be... mutual baiting?

Even the bespectacled man flipping through the tubes was taken aback.

Since when did Jiang Xiao and Old Wang get friendly? From what Old Wang was implying, they’d even exchanged resources?

"Alright, I’m a profound sea star who loves a good discussion. Have you finished all the resources I provided?"

Old Wang was taken by surprise.

If I’m not mistaken, wasn’t what you sent just a bunch of super-long documentaries?

Who the hell can finish watching this in just a few hours?

"I watched a little bit, no, I got the gist of it, so you could say I’ve got some insights."

"That’s good, tell me about it. I can’t even get through one episode, and now is the perfect time to ask you."

Old Wang: ????

Damn it!

I’m just @#￥%&*!

You know damn well you can’t sit through one episode, so you make me watch it?!!

Jiang Xiao didn’t care what Old Wang was thinking and pondered for a moment before asking directly.

"Oh, right. What were the three implementation points and the four ’musts’ published in 2018? Can you be more specific and explain them to me, buddy?"

Old Wang:

Jiang Xiao looked at Old Wang with a blank gaze, who was even more dumbfounded, and continued.

"You just seem too stupid. I should have realized this earlier, you don’t get it, so let me ask you another question. The 19th session, that, those five persistences, and oh yes, what are the important principles that economic and social development must adhere to during the 14th Five-Year Plan? Can you go into detail about that for me?"

Everyone: ...

Not just Old Wang.

The whole room fell silent.

No, not just the room.

Even the live stream fell deathly silent.

The silence at that moment... was deafening...

After a long while, a comment finally broke the quiet.

[Spirit God Bro, don’t be like this, I’m scared.]

[Even a lunatic knows to always stay updated on these major national issues, putting us to shame!]

[He’s really, I’m crying.]

"Alright, I can see you really don’t get it, so I think you should stay here until you find the answer before leaving."

Stay here?

Old Wang’s face darkened.

A condensed version of ten whole years, how long am I supposed to watch this damn thing?

Should I choose to flip out and fight my way out?

But Duanshe and A Zhi both got taken down; I’m probably no match for this admin, right?

There’s a comparison in everything, whether being human or being crafty.

Although staying here watching the news marathon is really sickening.

But at least it’s a hundred times better than the state Duanshe and A Zhi are in right now, isn’t it?

"Are you going to watch it or not? Do you want to make me angry?"

Jiang Xiao urged.

"Fine, I’ll watch, I’ll watch."

Old Wang found a relatively "clean spot" to settle down and began seriously watching the news marathon.

This guy was still previewing the compressed version, with thousands of hours squeezed into such a small progress bar.

He dared not fast-forward...

Maybe with a quick swipe of his finger, months would fly by.

"What are you spacing out for! Did I tell you two to stop? Blind and unseeable... continue playing the music, keep dancing!"

Jiang Xiao suddenly snapped, scaring the bespectacled man, who had just stopped, to start tumbling again.

A Zhi was now covered in filth, looking almost the same as Duanshe.

Covered in peanut oil and sweat, his whole body was shimmering with grease...

A Zhi began putting serious effort into his Kuku performance up there.

Duanshe, barely having caught his breath, couldn’t help but start grinding his teeth again.

Duanshe: _(ཀ益ཀ」∠)

Damn.

What kind of operation is this?

One as a human fixture, another pole dancing, and another watching the news marathon.

A bunch of seemingly unrelated things were forcibly kneaded together by Jiang Xiao with a skillful approach.

A Zhi, under the close watch of Jiang Xiao, didn’t dare slack for a second, dancing tirelessly, trying to come up with new moves.

He was terrified the displeased Jiang Xiao would switch him out to become a fixture.

He could even feel...

Duanshe’s hatred for him had surpassed the hatred for Jiang Xiao.

If he let the mute turn over and sing, he would definitely be done for!

Thinking of this, the bespectacled man clenched his teeth and went even harder.

Who cares, as long as the companion dies and not the poor Taoist!

٩(♫͡°д͡°)☛

"Wrong tune, pick it up!"

"Smile today, right~ Lonely today, now~"

"Embrace the guitar~ Sing with joy~"

...

It wasn’t long before the bespectacled man couldn’t take it anymore and complained to Old Wang.

"Listen, Uncle Wang, could you turn off the external sound? I need to dance passionately and fiery, yet elegantly and freely, and your news broadcast is really taking me out of the zone..."

He wouldn’t have stirred up trouble if he hadn’t mentioned it, but as soon as he did, Old Wang’s anger shot up instantly!