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Chapter 107 - 101 Brother, are you watching the energetic show?

Chapter 107: Chapter 101 Brother, are you watching the energetic show?

Brother Octopus’s cold sweat uncontrollably broke out.

Something was definitely off, like at least nineteen parts off.

How did the one with a severed tongue become such a compelling sight?

That one with a severed tongue, he was the serious madman with a cleanliness fetish!

And now?

His brain filled with intestines, dripping oil, his eyes combining four parts horror, three parts misery, and three parts despair.

At first glance, you’d think he was done for!

The main thing was.

How could this Manager duplicate himself?!

And it didn’t seem to be some crude illusion; both Managers appeared to have their own thoughts and a physical form.

Such bizarre methods.

Even among nine-star ranks, that would be quite explosive!

Seeing the bespectacled man not respond, Jiang Xiao, puffing with anger, questioned again.

"Hey, buddy, you still haven’t answered my question! Why are you showing up at my doorstep!"

Little Kuku was so frightened that he jumped, realizing that things had gone seriously awry; this Manager might really not be any ordinary person.

If his answer didn’t satisfy this maniac, he was done for!

"I am... I mean, right! I was just worried that you might have trouble sleeping as you’re new here and not acclimatized, thinking of performing an invigorating show to help you sleep or something."

Severed Tongue: ???

Damn!

Where’s your dignity and face?

If I had reacted half as quickly as you just now, I wouldn’t have ended up being pinned down here getting brutally beaten.

"Perform a show, what is that? Could you please introduce it properly?"

Jiang Xiao politely invited the rigid, bespectacled man into the room.

Then, he directly closed the door.

At this moment, the second Jiang Xiao’s form finally dissipated.

Little Kuku’s eyes lit up, initially thinking to take advantage of the Manager’s "halved strength" to resist.

But seeing the still ashen-faced Severed Tongue, he abandoned that thought.

No way he could win... definitely not...

Oh well, who can stand by the river and not have wet shoes?

Severed Tongue got beat up to be such a sight, if I resist, wouldn’t I get beaten to death?

Poor me, looks like I’m not going home tonight...

"Speak up, what’s this invigorating program of yours, hurry up, buddy, you better not let me find out you’re lying to me, Pai Daxing is not that dumb! Not that easy to fool!"

Jiang Xiao had an angry expression, but his eyes and tone were somehow astute.

Bro, this attitude of yours is freaking me out, Ah-zhi.

"I.. I am..."

Little Kuku was hesitatingly nodding; he had just been blabbering in a rush, what damn show could there be, except...

Suddenly, he caught sight of the steel pipe in his hand and had a brainwave!

"That’s right! I came to perform a pole dance for you! I’m a professional pole dancer, licensed!"

"Pole dance? Oh my god, is it what I think it is? I love pole dancing."

"Yes! Exactly, just as you’re thinking! It’s great that you like it!"

Busking to survive, this round Brother Octopus does not lose out!

"Right, what is pole dancing, I might not understand it quite well."

A sentence from Jiang Xiao directly silenced Brother Octopus.

Bespectacled man: ...

You like something you don’t understand? What’s up with that?!

"It’s like, uh, fixing this pole to the ground, then I embrace it and dance gracefully."

"Oh, you scared me, so you’re here to dance, huh? I thought you were just passing by my door."

Bespectacled man: ???

Isn’t it, bro?

With that sentence, you’ve shattered my spiritual core!

Why the hell would you fiercely interrogate me about what I’m doing if you thought I was just casually passing by your door?

"Now if I said I was just passing by, would you believe me?"

"I’m not stupid, if you treat me like a fool again, I guarantee my fist will land on your face, that’s a promise from Pai Daxing!"

Seeing the Manager turn hostile at the drop of a hat, the bespectacled man shivered and quickly started to fiddle with his steel pipe.

Two minutes later...

"Are you going to dance or what? My time is extremely precious, do you know what you’re doing, buddy!"

"I... I, I brought the wrong pipe..."

The bespectacled man awkwardly indicated that the pipe he brought couldn’t be fixed to the ground.

"How about I make it up to you tomorrow?"

As soon as he said this, he immediately met with Jiang Xiao’s objection!

"That won’t do because you have to know, the best offense is like Turtle Grandson Second Mother, and the best defense is like Li Qiu."

"Why did the White Dragon Horse follow Song Jiang up to Dragon Tiger Mountain? Plainly speaking, it’s because Chang’e in heaven didn’t take good care of it; otherwise, could the White Dragon Horse go rescue Grandma with the Calabash Brothers?"

"They say it well: if you don’t sing, don’t squirm; who’ll fix the aircraft carrier? So the love and hate relationship between Wu Song and Yang Yuhuan still needs to be deliberated; I think the green hat on Yang Yuhuan was mostly Kong Yiji’s fault."

"In a word or rather totaling the words, even if your pole can’t be fixed exactly right, you must obey the traffic rules when dancing at the cock’s crow."

"As for how to fix the pole..."

Jiang Xiao’s gaze rested on Severed Tongue.

Brother Octopus was startled.

Jiang Xiao couldn’t possibly be thinking of using Severed Tongue’s body to fix the pole, could he?

"Hahaha, Mute, I’m sure you can help me with this."

Severed Tongue: ???

How am I supposed to help you fix a pole?

Five minutes later...

Thank you, Krab...

The people in the live stream were already thunderstruck.

Audience: (°ー°〃)???

Of course, there were also a few perverts...

[Tsk, I thought it was just the strangeness inside the villa that kept Jiang Xiao from sleeping, but now it seems.]

[(΄◞ิ౪◟ิ‵) Alright, I admit it. I can’t sleep now either.]

[(՞ټ՞) All I can say is that this man has never disappointed me.]

[Σ(ರ口ರ|||)!!! OMG! Don’t you guys find this disgusting?]

[(΄◞ิꇴ◟ิ‵) I don’t think so, I feel like this scene can heal my jade-like heart.]

[(๑‾᷄ݓ‾᷅๑) Jiang Xiao: With a reputation that precedes him, for good and bad, the past is the past, but now he’s a pure pervert!]

[(՞ټ՞) If this were on a platform, even if it wasn’t a private room, it would have to be a paid live stream!]

Dragon Country’s live stream is actually putting on a midnight-early morning show?!!

The news spread and immediately attracted countless viewers to watch the battle.

Normal people quickly exited, leaving behind...

Those who came were shocked!

Many people who were eating spat out their food; this wasn’t just any ordinary cannon fodder!

No wonder those normal people couldn’t bear to watch.

It’s simply that Jiang Xiao’s abstract thinking is incomprehensible to the average person.

The pole had no support point, and Jiang Xiao originally wanted Duan She to hold it.

But because the pole was of limited height, if Duan She were to squat and hold it with his hands...

Wouldn’t that leave no room for the man in the gold-rimmed glasses to perform?

So Duan She could only lie down to stabilize the pole.

In fact, Jiang Xiao had initially asked Duan She to lie down and secure it.

That had scared the latter pale as death.

How could he stabilize it while lying down?

Even lying on his stomach to secure the pole, it was the man in the gold-rimmed glasses who had flattered Duan She to secure that right.

Otherwise, if Duan She were to lie down to stabilize the pole...

Hisss?

It would be impossible to find a fixed anchor point, right?

Even lying on his stomach, Duan She was having a hard time!

Not only was there oil spraying, but his skin was also slipping, so A Zhi had to grip the pole tightly...

But the tighter he gripped, the more he slipped, and the more he slipped, the tighter he gripped...

He couldn’t bear it, he really couldn’t hold on any longer, Bro!

Duan She: Σ_(꒪҉̛ཀ꒪҉̛」∠)_ "Ah bah... ah bah ah bah!"

While A Zhi and Duan She were displaying a man-on-man performance, Jiang Xiao wasn’t satisfied yet.

"I’m telling you, buddy, your dance doesn’t seem to look very nice, not elegant at all."

Elegant?

The gold-rimmed glasses man and the slender Duan She looked bewildered at their surroundings.

The scene, the ambiance.

How could they possibly be elegant?

"I think you can dance better! Like... like a superhero flying high! And, you’re not passionate enough, just like Brother Octopus, all lifeless. You know, I like the happy type like SpongeBob."

Jiang Xiao casually pointed out instructions to them.

The gold-rimmed glasses man said with a bitter smile,

"Manager, sir, I’m really dancing quite well."

"No! I don’t really think so. If your dance doesn’t satisfy me, I’ll make you lie down and fix this pole and let the mute come up to dance!"

Wang Defa?!!!

d(ŐдŐ๑)

Am I to fix the pole???

The gold-rimmed glasses man stiffened.

And Duan She, lying on the ground, shakily raised his hand to show that he could dance better than the glasses man.

Stabilizing the pole – that’s not something just anyone can handle...

He wanted to go up and pole dance!!! That would be so much easier!

Seeing Duan She aiming to turn defense into attack, A Zhi’s face hardened!

Damn it!

That just can’t happen!

Even if you are a tough guy upstairs, that won’t work!

Passion, right?

Dancing high, right?

Being happy, right?

Fine!

A total No-go, dummy!

A Foshan Shadowless Kick from A Zhi sent Duan She’s hand, which he had struggled to raise, back to the floor.

Then, his face lit up with the brightest smile he had ever worn.

٩(♫͡°д͡°)☛ "Kang kang baby! Ready, set, and my friends! Welcome to Xiao Zhi’s midnight extravaganza live stream! Follow my rhythm, come on! Let’s swing! Yah hoo! Kang kang!!"

"Hello mr dj, keep that beat going!"

ᕦ(･ˇдˇ･♪) "I’m having a party in my head~ Can’t help but move!"

"Give me a minute to blank out my consciousness!"

"Whatever worries, whatever sorrows, get them out of here!"

ƪ(︶д︶♬)

"The beat of the music is so powerful! The alcohol is kicking in~"

"The lights keep spinning~ Makes one want to indulge~ Damn, I really want to indulge!"

It would have been fine if he had just sung his heart out.

But he was insanely shaking his body on the pole, almost achieving a unity of man and pole.

It seemed he didn’t notice that the person securing below was already foaming at the mouth.

That’s right!

Whether Duan She was dead or alive didn’t matter to him at all.

The position standing above didn’t matter to him.

Pleasing Jiang Xiao, even that didn’t matter to him.

Making Duan She torment so he couldn’t raise his hand, that mattered to him!

Duan She: F*ck...

The viewers in the livestream: ...

[I’ve never seen a scene like this.]

[Poles can be fixed like this?]

[Let’s just say, I’m hard-pressed to comment.]

[The mute being bullied down there is crying, what a loss of face.]

[Can’t he cry? The man in the gold-rimmed glasses above, to avoid being replaced by the mute, is desperately trying to perform, while Kuku is seriously pushing it in.]