Her Cultivation Diary
Chapter 744 - Chapter 744 734. Endless generations without shortage_1

Chapter 744: 734. Endless generations without shortage_1 Chapter 744: 734. Endless generations without shortage_1 Song Tan said he was sorry, but his hands moved quickly, already directing Qiaoqiao to shovel some ash to cover the lump of goose poop before swiftly sweeping it away.

The clean cement floor was soon back to normal.

But Sun Shouping was completely stunned, with only one sentence flashing in his mind over and over–

Lost his wife and his troops!

How much did he spend on that goose? Just to let Big White take it away?!

This was an adult goose raised in the countryside! Not a single bite of feed had been given to it, and it looked so good, so strong, the meat must be firm and tasty… he’d bought it for 20 yuan per kilogram!

And how much did Goose Sister weigh?

When Sun Shouping bought it, it weighed a full 10 kilograms! He was overjoyed at the time, thinking it could compete with Big White–

And he was right, it did compete, just in one bite.

But that bite was not quite what he had imagined Gguoi^Gguoi.

The live comments were also stunned.

[Brother Dog, this situation… how to put it…]

[Can only say Brother Dog’s thoughts weren’t wrong, truly a double blow to spirit and body]

[Except the blows all landed on him hahahaha]

[The meat geese at our market are 18 yuan per kilogram, how much did Brother Dog spend on this Goose Sister?]

[Don’t think Goose Sister couldn’t beat Big White, but with its physique and posture, ordinary geese can’t beat it… I reckon it must have been more expensive than 18 yuan]

[Brother Dog, if this doesn’t work, let’s switch careers, seems like you really can’t handle matchmaker or pulling barges]

[Exactly, failed at setting up a blind date for dogs, failed at arranging one for geese too]

[Brother Dog, when matchmaking, sometimes you can’t just look at evenly matched opponents, you have to consider the CP feel, the vibe, you know?]

Full of schadenfreude, the live comments merrily offered their advice on Sun Shouping’s career.

He unconsciously touched his slightly warm and swollen cheek, feeling all his suffering had been in vain!

How could this happen?!

Song Tan couldn’t understand his thought process, but the two little Border Collies were quite considerate. Although they couldn’t beat the two fierce geese and had made themselves scarce, now they came sniffing around Sun Shouping, trying to comfort him.

Sun Shouping was deeply touched!

Who says Border Collies are mean-spirited?

They were so clever!

He hugged their little heads, rubbing and kneading them, almost bursting into tears.

But just as he was about to show off how much the dogs were attached to him, the two little dogs wriggled out of his embrace and went back to Song Tan.

They wagged their tails as if presenting treasures, seemingly asking Song Tan to evaluate their consoling skills…

That’s right!

Sun Shouping swore to the heavens that he could read this intention on those little dog faces, and at this moment, he nearly fainted on the spot!

Meanwhile, Song Tan had gotten a goose for free, and who knows, maybe Big White would develop deep feelings for it over time, and then they’d have descendants forever and ever…

Clicking his tongue, Yanping’s friend was just so genuine!

She couldn’t let him down–

“Qiaoqiao, bring a bag of winter melon candy for Brother Sun!”

She then said, “Brother Sun, don’t look down on the winter melon candy, it’s freshly made, and all sold out in our store.”

Sun Shouping was reluctant: “My goose was 400 yuan!” Yet you give me a bag of winter melon candy?!

“Yes,” Song Tan sympathized with him: “Brother Sun, rest assured, I’m a person who stays true to the original intention. Since I said it was to find a mate for Big White, let them be together for two years first.”

“If they hit it off, and later the eggs they lay hatch into goslings, and then those hatch and hatch again… after there’s a flock of geese, I’ll give you four hundred goose eggs!”

“Look, goose eggs are so big and expensive, isn’t that making your money back?”

“And it’s earning back exponentially… Isn’t that a higher interest than putting your money in a bank?”

Sun Shouping: …Is, is it?

Bank interest is really… hey hey hey!

“I wasn’t planning on keeping it in the bank anyway!”

But Song Tan widened her eyes, “So what you’re saying, Brother Sun, is that I should give you another 400 yuan?”

Sun Shouping: …

“Forget it, forget it!” he said resentfully, “It’s not like you guys wanted the goose, I insisted on bringing it over, so how could I ask you to pay more? Anyway, someday I will make Big White regret it!”

“To redeem my previous embarrassment!”

Song Tan fell silent, her expression subtle, “As long as you’re happy.”

However, she didn’t want to bring it up again, yet the livestream room just couldn’t hold back any longer–

[Hahahaha goose]

Then she decided to end this doomed topic and instead turned to look at the candied winter melon Qiaoqiao had sent over:

“Brother Sun, my candied winter melon might be a bit sweet, but it’s definitely the best in the world. Give it a try first.”

Sun Shouping waved his hand subconsciously, “I don’t like sweets–”

Before he could finish his sentence, he saw two little dogs already snuffling over, gazing at him with pitiful eyes!

It seems that they didn’t understand anything else, but the word “eat” resonated loudly with them.

Sun Shouping instantly became smug, “What’s the matter, you two shameless things were just trying to sell me out, now you have to beg me, huh!”

“I’m telling you, I don’t like it and I won’t share with you!”

However…

He looked at the sealable bag in his palm and then looked up at Song Tan, quite incredulous, “That’s all you’ve got in this pack?!”

“It’s not too little!”

Song Tan said, “There are 5 pieces! It’s mainly because it’s too sweet, any more and I worry it might affect blood sugar levels. A small bite each day is perfect, these few pieces will last several days.”

She considerately looked at Sun Shouping:

“Brother Sun, don’t you like sweets? That’s okay, my dogs love them and don’t find them too rich at all; perhaps you could feed it to them.”

The barrage was already laughing madly–

[Good grief!]

[A 400-yuan goose in exchange for a pack of candied winter melon, which is then used to feed the host’s dogs… Brilliant!]

[There’s so much to take in, I don’t even know where to start laughing]

[Listen to me, start with Big White’s offspring, then move on to our Dog Brother’s quest for redemption.]

[You’re all wrong, clearly we need to start with the 400 yuan bank interest, then laugh at Dog Brother’s imminent goose eggs!]

[Hey hey hey! Does no one feel sorry for Dog Brother?]

[Why does our Teacher Qiaoqiao have such a smart Fairy Sister?]

[Now I know who calls the shots in the store… Crafty merchant!]

[Hey hey hey, wasn’t the candied winter melon sold out? How come there’s still some left to give to Dog Brother?]

[I really can’t handle sweet things, but it seems like everyone has bought it, so should I buy it or not?]

[There’s a reason Dog Brother’s business isn’t going well… his thinking is all muddled.]

[Nonsense, our Dog Brother is just a bit woozy from a few slaps by Goose Sister, how can you say he’s not smart?]

[Those two little Border Collies are so realistic haha]

[Dog Brother, where do you sell such smart Border Collies? Can you help me find one too?]

[I haven’t had a chance to speak until this downtrodden live broadcast… Is there any chance that Dog Brother is a dog seller?]

[What? Dog Brother sells dogs? Dog Brother, look at me, I really want to buy a purebred ‘Black Quintet’ local dog!]

[Dog Brother, look at me, I want an ‘Iron Wrapped in Gold’!]

[Dog Brother, with a monthly salary of twenty thousand, can I afford to keep a Kangal?]

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