Her Cultivation Diary
Chapter 743 - Chapter 743 733. Useless Blind Date Experience_1

Chapter 743: 733. Useless Blind Date Experience_1 Chapter 743: 733. Useless Blind Date Experience_1 This wave not only silenced Song Tan, but also the live broadcast room.

It was hard to comment.

So much so that the barrage broke for a while before resuming:

[Just… Dog Brother’s reasoning makes a lot of sense, but I still feel something is off.]

[Dog Brother seems to have thought everything through, but I still feel something is off.]

[This goose looks handsome and fierce, but I still feel something is off.]

And at that moment, Qiaoqiao was already holding Big White and rapidly descending the mountain.

Sun Shouping took one look and exclaimed, “Fuck!”

Aftr not seeing it for a while, how come Big White seems to have grown even stronger?!

Or was his memory getting fuzzy?

As soon as Big White’s feet hit the ground, its beady eyes stared intently at Sun Shouping in front of it. It approximately remembered the taste of this person’s flesh, which looked very familiar.

Then, it cautiously stretched its neck forward, only to see Sun Shouping retreating swiftly two big steps back!

Feeling that something was amiss, and in front of all eyes, he pushed the butt of the big white goose he had brought, taking two steps forward.

“Ga Goose Goose Goose–”

As expected, he was met with two flaps from the reluctant Big White, and along with it, his wrist got bitten again!

“Hiss!” Zhang Yanping sucked in a breath of cold air: It looked painful!

Sun Shouping also had a face of restrained pain but, seeing Big White curiously sizing up its own kind, he quickly became smug, “Big White, a goose, a single goose wandering all day, must be lonely, right?”

“Don’t rush!” he laughed like a classic villain, “Look, haven’t I carefully picked out and found you a wife? Come on, you two have a look, see if it works?”

Big White’s beady eyes looked at him, let out a loud call, “Goose!” and then turned to look at the other big white goose.

“Look, look!” Sun Shouping got excited, “See? I told you they’d like each other, look how handsome the goose I picked out is! I searched back and forth through the markets for miles, just to find this one!”

No sooner had his words fallen when Big White fixed its beady gaze on the other goose, and after the latter let out a couple of small calls, Big White suddenly lowered its neck, spread its wings backward, and with a pitter-patter of feet on the hot cement, lunged forward to bite fiercely!

“Goose Goose Goose–”

“Gah Goose–”

Sun Shouping was stunned.

The live broadcast room exploded.

They saw two big white geese, not much different in size, entangled with each other, their long necks intertwined. Big White initiated the attack, clasping onto the other goose’s neck tip and refusing to let go!

The big goose cried out in pain, “Goose Goose,” flapping its wings futilely, unable to shake off Big White. So, out of desperation, it stretched its neck, biting back towards the back of Big White’s neck and twisting fiercely!

The two geese continued this tangled fight, advancing and retreating, with agonizing “Gah Goose” cries incessantly sounding as feathers scattered about in disarray, yet neither of them willing to release their grip first, leaving Sun Shouping with a feeling of pain on his body.

The memory of being painfully nipped by Big White came flooding back to him!

[Hiss… Hiss… Just watching is painful!]

[As a kid, I got bitten on the inside of my arm by a big goose the same height as me… Ouch, ouch, can’t watch, can’t watch]

[Too gory, too violent!]

[Exactly! Why so cruel–why hasn’t Big White won yet? This shouldn’t be happening, right?]

[So scary, my painful childhood memories are coming back]

[Their cries sound so tragic, it sounds particularly painful]

But the two geese didn’t tangle for long, for Big White’s fighting prowess was not to be underestimated, its bite was both fierce and deep. It clearly saw the other as a threat to its family status, showing not the slightest bit of mercy.

As for the other goose… no matter how robust or energetic, it was still no match for Big White!

Before long, the big goose was the first to release its grip amid pained cries, and its wings calmed down as well.

Seeing this, Big White arrogantly let go of the opponent as well.

The defeated goose spread its wings and scurried away, its cries becoming weak and faltering.

Big White likewise spread its wings as if to proclaim itself the supreme overlord of all geese above and below, and let out a triumphant and strident “Goose Goose Goose,” leaving Song Tan with a complex expression on her face.

The live streaming room was also a mix of reactions:

[Ah, this! Bro Dog! How were you planning earlier on, huh? What about psychological warfare? What about the agony of the flesh?]

[Bro Dog, do you see the sprout of devoted love here? When does the heart-wrenching romance begin?]

[Bro Dog, just to clarify, in the fight just now, did your goose gain any advantage whatsoever?]

[Bro Dog, the suggestion here is to pick up a couple more handsome geese, if not in quality then in quantity.]

[Bro Dog, the suggestion here is to round up another thirty or fifty geese, to organize a Goose Idol contest for our Big White.]

[Great idea inside! Once Big White makes a choice, you, Bro Dog, would also become royalty by marriage]

[Bro Dog! When you become the Goose Country’s uncle, don’t forget to steal a couple of goose eggs for your brothers! My wife’s pregnant and she says goose eggs are nutritious.]

[Definitely not! The uncle of Goose Country should be considered nobility…]

Zhang Yanping withdrew his gaze with a complex look in his eyes.

Modern netizens really aren’t picky! It was his mistake in the title; no one seems to have learned a thing about speed dating, while their knowledge of useless brawling has increased.

However, the miseries of the uncle of Goose Country were far from over.

Because Big White’s beady eyes soon fixed on him, clearly recognizing who had instigated this war and who had introduced another goose into the house.

Its head instantly lowered, its gaze challengingly looking upwards, causing Sun Shouping to break out in goosebumps! He was about to leap into the car when he saw Big White swiftly tucked under Song Tan’s arm, as she skilfully stroked its long neck downwards.

“Okay, okay, Big White, don’t misunderstand, this big goose is here to join the family, not to break it apart.”

“See, it’s been tough for you to manage the ducks all by yourself, so I specifically got you a helper! You’ve proven your strength just now, so what do you say? Would you take this little brother–no, little sister into the fold?”

Big White calmly folded its wings, understanding Song Tan’s intentions whether or not it grasped her words.

It then gave another glance at the big goose circling far away. Raising its voice, Big White called out twice, and the newcomer quickly approached with a fast, flat-footed pace.

Only then did Big White take its time to size up its new companion.

From its perspective, the small size (of the goose) hardly mattered, but the ferocity shown in the fight was impressive, its own neck still ached from the encounter…

So it decided–

“Goose!”

With a loud shout, Big White, wagging its tail, began to head towards the back mountain. The big goose hesitated there for a moment, with Sun Shouping already preparing to carry it off–

After all, he was clearly the one receiving both the physical and psychological blows this time.

…

Heart-wrenching romance it had not tasted, but the back of Big White’s neck had already been plucked bare in one spot. Without waiting for someone to speak again, it swiftly spread its wings and hurried forward.

The silhouettes of the two geese gradually disappeared behind the mountain.

Song Tan raised an eyebrow and, with a smile full of apology, said to the stunned Sun Shouping, “Brother Sun, look at this… I’m so sorry! You came such a long way, and with such a large gift too.”