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Chapter 86: All Hands on Deck

Chapter 86: All Hands on Deck

"Shit, someone spilled something on the stairs and it’s nasty. Ty, don’t worry about it—get up and go find Chris. Lex is in labor, and by the way, that was his water that broke on the stairs, so congratulations, you have been christened." Zach helped his grandson up.

Ty looked at Lex with wide eyes. "Really? It’s time? You’re going to have that kid now?"

"Yes, Ty, I am. Please find Chris and get him back in time to see this baby born—I need him here. Call Dad and Grandfather on the phone and tell them to get to the clinic if they want to see this child coming into this world. Grandfather’s going to have to deliver it."

Ty was out the door in a second and on his phone. He jumped into the first buggy in front of the house and hauled ass into town looking for Chris. The first place Ty looked was the soda shop, and there was Chris sucking down a milkshake.

"Make it to go—we got to go! You better hope we make it there in time because by now Lex is probably huffing and puffing and pushing that kid out."

Chris didn’t give a damn about that milkshake. He was out the front door and jumped in the buggy, waiting on Ty to arrive. Needless to say, the buggy was put in high range all-wheel-drive and floorboarded. Chris didn’t know that Zach’s buggy was this fast—neither did Ty.

Ty didn’t quite make the front entrance and took out a section of fence as he headed to the clinic to deliver a very anxious father-to-be. The buggy hadn’t even stopped when Chris bailed out, rolled on the ground, and was up and running. He almost knocked the doors off the front hinges as he entered the building. He stopped at room one—nobody was there. Stopped at room two—nobody was there. When he got to room three, he could see through the door that Lex was in the chair with his legs in the air, and from the sounds of it, he wasn’t having an easy time.

Chris ran into the room and slid up to the side of the delivery table. Lex reached out and grabbed him by his collar.

"If you ever come near me again and even think you’re going to get on me, you’ve got another thing coming! I will rip your dick off!"

Luther came in the door about the time that statement was made. "Lex, shut your mouth up! You’re just in labor and you’re feeling some pain from the baby coming down. Don’t make that statement ever again—Chris didn’t do nothing that you didn’t allow him to. It takes two to make a baby, so if anyone is responsible for your condition, it’s you because you wanted it just as much as he did. Remember, he was still in braces from the car wreck—you were the one humping on him."

Luther stood on the opposite side and held his son’s hand as wave after wave of labor pains hit him squarely in his vent. He was moaning, groaning, and crying.

"Really, Lex? All this crap coming out of your mouth? When you tell everybody else to just take a deep breath and bear with it—you did this to yourself. You remember that you were both there when this baby was made, so suck it up."

Lex was shocked at his father’s sternness, but he really was acting like a wuss. Zach looked up from his position.

"If you concentrate, Lex, on the next hard pain, push and you’ll have its head and probably its shoulders out."

Ben walked in and took his place beside Zach as the baby had started coming out. Lex was still very verbal though.

"Now, boy, toughen up and push," Ben told him.

Lex started to lean in a little bit and was trying to push, but it just wasn’t happening.

"Hans, get back there and help him push forward." On the next pain, Hans assisted by pushing Lex’s upper body forward, causing more pressure on his abdomen. And within seconds, the baby slid right out.

"Congratulations, Lex! You and Chris have a fine baby boy."

Hans gently relaxed and let Lex lay back. Zach cleaned the baby up, tied the umbilical cord off, and brought him around to give to Chris. Chris took the baby and held it next to Lex’s nectar gland so he could latch on to the nipple. And boy, did he latch on—sounded like a suction cup going on that nipple. He was one hungry young man. Lex started crying and apologized to everybody for acting the way he did.

Chris looked at the love of his life and his son. "It’s okay. You’ll do better next time."

"Next time? You think we’re gonna do this again? Really? Have you lost your damn mind? No more—one’s enough! It ain’t happening again. I’m not doing this again!" Lex’s eyes got big.

"When you calm down and your hormones get back to normal, you are going to want to do it time after time. We’re going to have us that big family we have been talking about." Chris smiled.

"Let’s give them a few minutes together, and then we can all come back and see Lex and the baby." Everyone was in agreement, and they left Chris, Lex, and the baby together.

"What do you want to name him?" Chris asked.

"I haven’t thought about a name yet—not even a boy’s name. I don’t know, there’s so many people to thank and so many people to honor, and then there’s you. He’s your son."

"Well, we can really be cruel and name him Christopher Zachariah Benjamin Ryman, so when you get mad you can shout out all three names."

Lex thought this was a wonderful idea—they had all the bases covered. "Well, tell everyone to step in to meet our mouthful."

Chris walked to the door and stuck his head out. "Y’all come back in—we’re ready, and so is the baby."

Luther was the first one in, followed by the rest of the group. "Okay, Lex, what did you name him?"

"We named him Christopher Zachariah Benjamin Ryman. I know it’s a mouthful, but when I get mad, he’s going to have an earful." Everyone laughed.

"The kid is going to have a complex, that’s for sure." Zach looked at Ben.

"We can always call him Scooter for short." Ben smiled.

"Why Scooter?" Zach asked.

"Well, that kid is all over that nipple over there—he’s just running all around it, biting at it and squirming around almost like a worm."

"Scooter." Zach agreed.

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