Divine Lucky Star
Chapter 394 - Chapter 394 Chapter 393 Holy Shit The Teacher is This Awesome

Chapter 394: Chapter 393: Holy Shit, The Teacher is This Awesome?! Chapter 394: Chapter 393: Holy Shit, The Teacher is This Awesome?! Next, Wang Hao began to explain the conflicts’ origins, processes, outcomes, and the final twists of a previous life’s skit called “You’re Disturbing the Peace.” Speaking of quality, the skit was so-so, but for a University anniversary, it was more than sufficient, especially with its numerous classic lines!

“I hear you two breaking up over the phone every day down there, you’re going all dramatic, I’m saying you get dumped daily, what are you, a bicycle?”

“The best you’ve done in auditions was moving from five thousand to four thousand nine hundred; they nicknamed you ‘The Reject’!”

“Think about it, isn’t the house eighty square meters? We three brothers take thirty square meters each, isn’t that ninety? Ninety minus eighty, isn’t that an extra ten square meters?”

With such jokes, Wang Hao was tossing them out with ease, and when the whole script was ready, everyone was looking at each other…

“Little master! You’re simply incredible!” exclaimed Jiang Ruoyun, her eyes shining like light bulbs, “Truly worthy of being my master!”

The other four didn’t even need to speak, they were all bowing down–

“Holy shit, did we really come up with this brilliant skit?” Cao Hua’s face was incredulous as he started reading lines from the script, “Living requires dreams; my dream is to own a house, so I always tell everyone, what we recommend is: Genuine good properties, the real leaders of property, we own the CBD, forty minutes to the Arc de Triomphe…”

Wang Hao: “…”

Damn, you’ve got quite the glib!

“Teacher, you’re truly amazing!”

“Teacher, when are your classes? We should go together!”

“That cheeky old lady’s lines were so venomous, haha, yet all so classic!”

“Teacher, you’re impressive!” At this point, the young girl Wu Jiao was completely idolizing Wang Hao, “I think you’re not quite Brother Hao but not far off! This script is terrific!” Wu Jiao, quite pretty, and straightforward with dimples flashing as she laughed.

“Pfft, isn’t that obvious,” Wang Hao responded with a chuckle, “Would I dare to teach at this University without some skills?”

“Yeah, yeah, yeah,” everyone nodded in agreement, “Teacher is amazing!”

Cao Hua incessantly praised Wang Hao, “Teacher, where do these inspirations come from? Those lines are so powerful, I was laughing my head off.”

“Just collect funny jokes online sometimes,” Wang Hao replied with a smile, “That’s what you call material. Once you’ve gathered enough of these jokes, doesn’t it just come naturally?”

“That makes sense!” the four nodded vigorously, “We really should collect more stuff like this!”

“Teacher,” Wu Jiao asked again, “You can write scripts and perform skits, is there anything you can’t do?”

“Isn’t that obvious?” Wang Hao chuckled smugly, “You should ask what I can’t do!”

“Wow!” All four’s mouths dropped open, “That’s amazing!”

Cao Hua said, “I think Teacher might be even cooler than Brother Hao. Brother Hao only writes scripts, but Teacher can create skits!”

Wang Hao pulled out a cigarette, lit it, and leisurely blew a smoke ring, all cool and collected, “That’s why I say, you guys still have a long way to go. Ah, sentiment! When you’ve read thousands of books and traveled thousands of miles, you’ll understand that all of this is so simple…” With that, he casually waved his hand, leaving behind four utterly confused students with wide eyes…

In the following time, Wang Hao worked on the skit’s script with several students, casually throwing out lines that stupefied them. By the time the script was completed, Cao Hua and the others were exhausted, sprawled on the tables like dead dogs…

“Teacher,” another student named Liu Peng laughed, “If we perform this skit, it will definitely be unbeatable! My dream girl will surely love it!”

Wang Hao looked at him and chuckled, “Oh, unrequited love?”

Yeah, those referred to as ‘dream lovers’ are usually unrequited. If the relationship was mutual, they’d be called ‘spouse.’

“Yes,” Liu Peng said, noticeably nervous yet excited, “I’ve liked her for nearly two years now; we’ve always been close, but she never agrees when I confess my feelings, though she never rejects me either. I always feel like something’s missing. Teacher, do you have any good ideas?”

Holy crap, are University students this open these days?! Asking teachers for romantic advice?

Well, fine, I’m bored anyway…

“Well, I need to know more about the situation first,” Wang Hao thought for a moment and asked, “Are you sure you’re not just a backup option?”

Liu Peng’s head shook like a rattle, “Definitely not. She barely interacts with other guys; other than attending classes or going to the library, she usually just eats with me or goes to practice acting. There’s no way she’s playing the field!”

“Good, if you’re not the backup, then it’s easier to handle,” Wang Hao lit a cigarette and took a puff, his tone mellow, “That means you two are nearly there, just lacking the final step, right?”

“Exactly, exactly,” Liu Peng nodded furiously, eager, “Teacher, do you have any ideas?”

“Can’t handle this kind of thing yourself, huh. Today’s University students, sigh, really make me worry,” Wang Hao leaned back in his chair, his tone seasoned with experience, “Back in my day when I was studying, the tricks I had for chasing girls were countless. Your situation is nothing to worry about.”

Cao Hua and others exchanged glances–Damn, is the teacher that badass?!

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