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Chapter 329 - Chapter 329 Chapter 329 Get Ready for the Crosstalk Show

Chapter 329: Chapter 329: Get Ready for the Crosstalk Show Chapter 329: Chapter 329: Get Ready for the Crosstalk Show “The Song of the Fifth Ring?” The title of the song doesn’t seem cheesy at all!

Everyone present was very curious. What were the lyrics to the song that Brother Hao claimed was so cheesy?

“Brother Hao,” Little Meng lifted her glass for a sip, “Give us a taste, will you? We’re all dying to know how this song is cheesy!”

Wang Hao: “Sing a bit?”

Everyone nodded in unison: “Sing it, sing it!”

“Alright then, I’ll sing a couple of lines. It’s an easy song to learn,” Wang Hao cleared his throat again, saying, “I guarantee you’ll pick it up the moment you hear it!”

A song that simple? You’ll get it just by listening?

Wang Hao began to sing, “Ah~ Fifth Ring~ you have one more ring than the Fourth! Ah~ Fifth Ring~ you have one less ring than the Sixth! And one day eventually, you’ll extend to the Seventh Ring. What then with the Seventh Ring? You’ll have two more rings than the Fifth~~”

Everyone: “…”

“Ha ha ha ha ha ha!” The crowd burst into laughter, exclaiming while laughing, “Brother Hao, your song really is super cheesy, ha ha! These lyrics are too easy to remember! Ah~ Fifth Ring~ you have one more ring than the Fourth! Ah~ Fifth Ring~ you have one less ring than the Sixth! Ha ha ha!”

Yue Peng’s eyes lit up as he exclaimed, “My God! If this song is sung out loud, it’s going to be as cheesy as it gets!”

“Heh heh, see what I mean?” Wang Hao chuckled. “You’ve got to play to your strengths. Let’s rehearse tomorrow morning. I’ll set you up, and you bring the humor. I can’t believe we won’t win over that small audience!”

“Sure! Absolutely!” Yue Peng bobbed his head like a pecking chicken, “Brother Hao, let’s go rehearse tomorrow morning, then. I’ve got a dedicated training space at the Happy People Stage. My partner’s on leave these days, so the place is empty!”

“Settled, then. Tomorrow morning!” Wang Hao nodded, then added, “This act of mine is guaranteed to be awesome. Just you watch!”

By this time, everyone present was brimming with curiosity. Liu Huaqiang took a drink and said, “Brother Hao, I’ll tell the master as soon as we get back. We must come and support you!”

Little Meng and the others were all various degrees of curious and nodded in agreement, “We’ll go too, we’ll all go!”

Just like that, about fifty people — all potential fans!

Wang Hao laughed, “Alright, it’s decided then. We’ll all go together, ha ha!”

Yue Peng: “Tomorrow night at seven-thirty, Happy People Stage!”

…

That evening, on WeChat.

Zhao Zhenhao joined the group chat, Fang Wenbin joined the group chat, Bai Yaning joined the group chat, Li Mingzhe joined the group chat, Duan Yunyun joined the group chat…

Zhao Zhenhao: “Yaning, Brother Hao is performing crosstalk at the Happy People Stage tomorrow. Are you going?”

Bai Yaning: “He told me about it, of course, I’m going to check it out.”

Li Mingzhe: “Damn, Brother Hao is doing crosstalk tomorrow? That’s a must-see!”

Fang Wenbin: “Brother Hao doing crosstalk… hold on, let me picture that… Brother Hao in a long gown, taking the stage, ‘Hello everyone, I’m Wang Hao, today I’ll present to you a bit of crosstalk…'”

Duan Yunyun: “Hee hee, just thinking about it sounds so fun!”

Liu Huaqiang joined the group chat.

Liu Huaqiang: “Master, I’m here!”

Zhao Zhenhao: “Tell them, how was Brother Hao’s crosstalk?”

Liu Huaqiang: “Incredible! That flow of his had me all confused, over a hundred dishes named without a single mistake, carried through in one breath. At the time, master, you had no idea, both of our tables were just stunned!”

Zhao Zhenhao: “I knew Brother Hao was incredible! It seems he must have been holding back before; otherwise, I reckon I wouldn’t even have had the chance to interject!”

Bai Yaning: “Did you guys go drinking at a bar? Were there any hostesses?”

Liu Huaqiang: “There were… Miss Ice Princess, please don’t misunderstand, we had them, but Brother Hao didn’t!”

Zhao Zhenhao: “…”

Fang Wenbin: “…”

Bai Yaning: “Really?!”

Liu Huaqiang: “Really, absolutely real! Brother Hao’s character is impeccable, I especially took a screenshot!”

Liu Huaqiang: “{Photo}”

Bai Yaning: “Okay, got it!”

Holy shit, everyone present was sweating bullets, Zhao Zhenhao’s back was drenched–there’s definitely something fishy between those two!

Liu Huaqiang: “By the way, Miss Ice Princess, I discovered something else yesterday.”

Bai Yaning: “What’s that?”

Liu Huaqiang: “Brother Hao’s Kung Fu is awesome. I heard from that girl called Little Meng that Brother Hao seems to have practiced Yong Chun. He got into a fight at the bar, and it was better than a movie scene!”

As soon as he finished speaking, everyone in the WeChat group was shocked!

Brother Hao actually knows Yong Chun?

Bai Yaning: “Who did he get into a fight with?”

Liu Huaqiang: “Some guy named Tan Si, I didn’t catch it clearly at the time, just a minor character.”

Bai Yaning: “He wasn’t hurt, was he?”

Liu Huaqiang: “No, Brother Hao is really skilled!”

Bai Yaning: “That’s good. But is he really that amazing? Yong Chun?”

Liu Huaqiang: “I’m not bluffing at all, they didn’t even touch Brother Hao’s clothes! Just ask Brother Hao later and you’ll know!”

Bai Yaning: “This guy, what else can he do?!”

Zhao Zhenhao: “I feel like there’s nothing in this world that Brother Hao can’t do… speaking of which, what time are we meeting tomorrow? I’ve got some foreign partners who are inspecting in Zhonghai these days, they are all fans of the Heavenly People’s Republic, love to listen to crosstalk, I might as well bring them along.”

Fang Wenbin: “Damn, Zhao, that’s doable! If Brother Hao bamboozles them, I bet they won’t even know how they got back!”

Zhao Zhenhao: “That’s a must! These foreigners keep bragging about how great it is over there, they need Brother Hao to set them straight!”

Fang Wenbin: “Hahaha, right, right, Brother Hao should set them straight! By the way, what time does the show start tomorrow?”

Liu Huaqiang: “Tomorrow night at 7:30, at the Happy People Stage on the South Third Ring. But we don’t need to go that early, Brother Hao will only be appearing around 8:30.”

Bai Yaning: “Alright, then let’s meet outside the venue at 8:20!”

Everyone agreed: “Okay!”

…

The following evening at seven, on the South Third Ring Road.

After rehearsing all day, Wang Hao and Yue Peng sat in the car. Yue Peng said, “Brother Hao, it’s your first time performing on stage today, how are you feeling? Nervous?”

“Not really,” Wang Hao smiled and said, “What about you?”

“I’m actually nervous,” Yue Peng chuckled and scratched the back of his head, “But it’s no big deal, we’re just there for appearances. As long as we perform for the set time, it’s alright. The finale act is Zhoudana, he’s the real pillar. I’m just there to make up the numbers.”

“Zhoudana? That’s a cool name,” Wang Hao widened his eyes. “Is that his real name?”

“Of course not,” Yue Peng laughed. “It’s his stage name. He’s amazing on stage! Our venue, 99% of them come for him. Our manager almost worships him, only short of burning offerings for him. He’s like a lucky charm for our Happy People Stage! Whenever he performs, the highest occupancy rate reached 66%, it’s scary, and every now and then, a person would even send a flower basket during his performance.”

“That impressive!” Wang Hao exclaimed. “So what’s Zhoudana’s specialty?”

“He can make jokes, and he can sing,” Yue Peng looked up admiringly, “But his drinking is unmatched. With that 500ml beer, he just plunks down and drinks it in one gulp. I can’t even pour as fast as he drinks! That’s not even the best part, he can drink twenty bottles in one night without using the bathroom! The most he once drank in one go was twenty-six bottles, stuff a hundred in a bottle, and he made 2600 in one night!”

Damn, are you sure he’s not a keg?!

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