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Chapter 79 - 67. Experimental Discussion on Not Being Abolished

Chapter 79: 67. Experimental Discussion on Not Being Abolished

Among the three conditions, the simplest naturally was to achieve results in official competitions.

With the abilities of Kiyono Lin and Dubian Che, all they lacked was an event being held at that time, as long as they wanted to participate.

However, perhaps many people had forgotten, and it was necessary to reiterate the purpose of the Human Observation Department:

As the name suggests, the club activities of the Human Observation Department, founded solely by Kiyono Lin, mainly involved observing the changes or reactions of humans under certain circumstances.

Up to now, they had conducted three activities:

Deliberately provoking the Literary Department;

Helping students in need of remedials to raise their deviation value by 40 points within a short period;

And how Vice Minister Dubian resisted falling in love with Minister Kiyono under various courtship tactics.

...

I had no idea what the purpose of these activities was.

Although there were many organizations with unclear purposes, and even more clubs that promised one thing but delivered something else.

For example, the Light Music Club that only drank tea, the Classical Literature Department obsessed with puzzles, the Modern Cultural Studies Department that only read manga and light novels, and the Servant Club that pursued authenticity.

However, these clubs either carried out activities that aligned with the school spirit or even indirectly controlled student council power.

From every aspect, the Human Observation Department did not meet the criteria.

So, the only option was to increase the membership.

"Why not recruit two more club members?" Dubian Che suggested.

"If they are of observational value, I have no objections," Kiyono Lin replied.

That was the difficulty.

"First, let’s post some recruitment flyers. Given the popularity of the Human Observation Department, surely many people would want to join. We can slowly select from them later."

"To meet the school’s requirements for founding a club, I’ve been recruiting new members constantly, but you’re the only one who has qualified," Kiyono Lin sighed helplessly, seeming disappointed with Goda High School.

She continued, "What’s worse, although people intermittently came for interviews in the past, no one has come since the midterm exams."

"Did you do something perverted to them?"

"Mr. Dubian, consider using your brain before you speak. It might make you appear less ignorant and also benefit your personal safety."

"That’s strange."

On the third day of Kiyono Lin’s menstrual cycle... well, no comment without research; let’s stop that method of timing.

It was Wednesday.

After the fourth period, Kunimi Shuichi and Saito Keisuke moved their desks over to join Dubian Che’s, and the three began eating their lunches of either bento boxes or milk bread bought from the supermarket.

They had been rejected by the hallway windows.

Not just them. Ever since Kunimi Shuichi mentioned the trio watching the atrium girls’ necklines from the window-side, the Discipline Committee member named Heize forbade any male from leaning on the corridor window during lunch break.

Even though they couldn’t see anything.

During the meal, Dubian Che brought up the topic of club recruitment.

"I saw people discussing this on the campus forum," Saito Keisuke said.

"Let’s hear it," Dubian Che said, perking up, believing there must be a solution if they could just find the cause.

"The three of you from the Human Observation Department are fine when you act alone, but together, outsiders feel it would be difficult to integrate with you."

"Why?" Dubian Che felt puzzled.

They weren’t so close-knit that they couldn’t include a fourth person; on the contrary, their relationship could even be described as poor.

"Dubian, at least be a bit self-aware," Kunimi Shuichi said, taking a big bite of his fried pork cutlet.

"Hmm?"

Saito Keisuke explained, "You three are clearly the standard handsome guys and beautiful girls, and your academic performances rank in the top three in your grade, over 40 points ahead of the fourth place!"

"Is it just because of these reasons?"

"Just? Aren’t these enough?!"

"Is this a conflict of values?" Dubian Che mumbled to himself, "I can’t understand the mindset of those who are neither handsome nor good in studies."

"Handsome guys, go die!"

To the angry glares from the two, Dubian Che really felt innocent.

Since he was good at studies and handsome, he had never considered these two factors when interacting with people.

But personally, no matter what he was like, he wouldn’t care whether his friends were good at studies or handsome, as long as their personalities matched.

He wasn’t sure how women chose their friends, but to Dubian Che, wasn’t this how most men made friends?

After school, when they got to the activity room, Dubian Che relayed the conversation to Kiyono Lin. After listening, the expression on Kiyono Lin’s face wasn’t at all surprised.

Drinking the tea she had made herself, she said, "Feeling inferior when facing me is natural. Not everyone is liked by the vast majority like me and there will never be anyone more honest than me."

"Ah, there is that reason too," Dubian Che suddenly realized.

"What?"

"It’s about you being too honest."

"It’s you guys who like to lie too much."

"That’s all fine," Dubian Che said. "Since you are honest like a mirror, reflecting the true side of all people and everything, but everyone has something they don’t want to get discovered, and for them, they definitely wouldn’t want to face this mirror for long."

"The mirror that reflects the true side... I don’t mind that metaphor," Kiyono Lin smiled faintly.

"I didn’t mean to compliment you, please don’t misunderstand."

Kiyono Lin glared at him discontentedly.

"For now, let’s consider it one of the reasons nobody came for the interview," she mused, resting her chin on her hand. "We need to prepare a second and third condition for recruiting new members, just in case."

"Forgive my bluntness, but Human Observation seems like an activity more suited for a comedy show, not a formal competition."

"It’s a social study," Kiyono Lin corrected.

"Um, the opinions vary from person to person," Dubian Che said perfunctorily, pulling out a student council notice that hadn’t been dealt with yet from the drawer.

Kiyono Lin frowned. "I need to reassess your learning abilities."

"Um, yes, yes," Dubian Che continued perfunctorily, tapping his finger on the third condition in the notice. "’Transform the activity content into a concrete and visible form, and obtain approval from the advising teacher.’ We just need to speak to Mr. Xiaoquan, but the key is ’activity content in a concrete and visible form.’"

"Helping Ichiki Aoi with love?"

"The spirit of high school club activities certainly doesn’t pursue these."

"Participate once more in a Literary Department writing competition?"

"We can’t disturb them again, can we?"

Dubian Che did not really want to offend these people who wrote articles, especially since they were in cahoots with the News Department, and he couldn’t resort to violence.

"Then find a club that can’t win in official competitions, and help them achieve a championship."

Championship... If possible, Dubian Che wished Kiyono could learn from him on ’how to remain humble despite being outstanding’.

"...Before talking about whether we can achieve the championship, are you sure helping other clubs win in official competitions would prevent the Human Observation Department from being disbanded?"

"It’s better than just sitting in the club room waiting for new members to turn up."

"That makes sense," Dubian Che nodded. "Then, which club should we help..."

A knocking sound interrupted him.

"Come in," Kiyono Lin called out.

"Excuse the interruption." Ichiki Aoi and Hanaoka Chaozi walked in, one after the other.