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Chapter 78 - 66. Congratulations to Dubian on becoming the deputy head

Chapter 78: 66. Congratulations to Dubian on becoming the deputy head

It was the second day of Kiyono Lin’s menstrual cycle—Dubian Che thought to himself—as a letter appeared on the old elm desk in the Human Observation Department’s activity classroom.

The situation was highly suspicious.

Of course, it wasn’t the act of writing a letter itself that was suspicious in an era where everyone had a cellphone in hand.

Maybe for many modern people, they’ll never see a letter in their lifetime, but regardless of how modest Kiyono Lin and Dubian Che were, they received at least one letter on average every day.

The truly suspicious thing was that the only people who had keys to the activity classroom were Xiaoquan Aonai and Kiyono Lin.

And there was no reason for either of them to write a letter.

"Someone climbed in through the window?"

Kiyono Lin looked at Dubian Che with an expression reserved for idiots: "This is the fifth floor."

"True," Dubian Che nodded, neither agreeing nor disagreeing.

He could, in fact, do it.

The agility from practicing ’free combat,’ the gradually increasing strength, and the courage—albeit questionable and pending verification from playing in haunted houses and riding roller coasters—made it not a problem for him to move as fleetly as Jackie Chan.

But if he were to say it out loud, or even demonstrate it, his plot to sneak into the changing room and peep at the girls changing clothes would be confirmed.

For now, it was better to adhere to the principle that silence is golden.

"Doesn’t look much like a love letter either," Dubian Che noted, examining the plain white envelope.

"Reasons?"

"Experience."

Even after Dubian Che proclaimed his love for Jiutiao Meijie in the courtyard in front of the whole school, the daily routine of finding love letters stuffed in his shoe locker had continued.

Dubian Che occasionally thought, if these people’s names were made public, Goda High School would pretty much be done for, right?

After all, sending love letters to male students who have girlfriends would definitely lead to denunciation from peers and society, followed by transfer schools and the like.

Of course, he would not do such a thing.

If he were that kind of nasty character, by now he could have had enough girlfriends to fill a classroom and then some undefeatable points... which, of course, was just a fantasy.

If Dubian Che were such a person, Jiutiao Meijie would have submerged him in Tokyo Bay long ago.

It was true he had been diligently training to swim; doing twenty laps in the fifty-meter pool every day, in hopes that one day it might come in handy, but in Dubian Che’s imagination, it would only be to the extent of diving into the river to save someone.

Self-rescue in Tokyo Bay wasn’t in his plans.

However, considering Jiutiao Meijie’s character, it was better to set the goal of being able to ’swim back from the Pacific Ocean’—since Tokyo Bay is an inlet of the Pacific Ocean.

"It seems there’s quite a large aesthetic difference between men and women when it comes to love letter envelopes," Kiyono Lin commented.

"You mean, a boy has used this kind of envelope to write you a love letter?"

"Not sure, because I didn’t read the content. It could have been a death threat for all I know."

Dubian Che once again felt that Kiyono Lin was very honest; a normal person would subconsciously assume it was a love letter, wouldn’t they?

Anyway, it wouldn’t be a death threat.

"Then this letter must be for you." After hastily jumping to a conclusion, Dubian Che prepared to return to his seat to continue his Spanish studies.

Gradually mastering the rules of a foreign language, he was becoming increasingly proficient, feeling like he was leveling up each day as if watching his experience points grow while playing a game.

He was getting kind of addicted to this sensation.

"Come back," Kiyono Lin said irritably.

"My dear Minister, it’s just a love letter. It can be dealt with in any manner, right?"

"This is not about to whom it was sent. Mr. Dubian, you are one of the official members of the Human Observation Department that I recognize. You must be responsible for the security of this activity classroom."

"Then I quit."

Dubian Che was prepared to join the Calligraphy Club or Saito Keisuke’s Computer Research Department.

Having good handwriting or learning computer skills were both good choices.

Kiyono Lin revealed a characteristic shallow smile devoid of any mirth.

"Whether you quit or not is up to you, but if you’re not a member of the Human Observation Department, I no longer have the responsibility to keep their secrets or protect them from deception."

Surrender.

Dubian Che picked up the letter and tore it open.

Kiyono Lin took two steps back, as if there was poison smeared on it, and warned, "Be careful."

Not only the envelope, but also the paper inside was very plain, resembling company-ordered stationery.

After reading the contents of the letter, Dubian Che handed it to Kiyono Lin, "It’s indeed for you."

Kiyono Lin did not take it; instead, she began to read it as it was.

After she finished reading, she said, "It’s for you, too."

"No, no, no, it’s definitely for you."

"Mr. Dubian, such a trivial matter should be something you, as a club member, can easily resolve, right?"

"Minister Kiyono, what’s with that ’I believe in your abilities, work hard, and I’ll promote you to section chief next year’ expression?"

"What’s a section chief?" Kiyono Lin scoffed disdainfully, "Effective immediately, you are the Vice Minister. I authorize you to handle this matter entirely."

"..."

In real life, a Vice Minister does indeed hold a higher position than a section chief, but a high school club’s Vice Minister... moreover, when the club only has three members, and the other member is Jiutiao Meijie, who one simply cannot afford to offend.

Dubian Che said helplessly, "Minister Kiyono, you aren’t kidding, are you?"

"I just don’t make jokes about lying." Kiyono Lin revealed a smile capable of conquering all the male students at the school.

Whenever she genuinely smiled, it made Dubian Che even more resolute not to smile without good reason— if a mere smile from her at a nine could be so charming, could he, at a ten, practically become a succubus?

He wondered if male succubi even existed and, just in case, decided to put elves as a second option.

Snapping out of the reverie induced by Kiyono Lin’s smile, Dubian Che looked at the letter’s contents again.

"The Student Council Notification:

1. The club must have more than five members;

2. The club must achieve results in official events;

3. The club must turn its activities into tangible forms and receive approval from the advising teacher.

Any club that fails to meet at least one of the above conditions should make improvements within the specified period. If there are no improvements observed within the set deadline, the club will be abolished immediately."

Meeting just one of the three conditions would ensure the club’s survival.

This meant that the notification was clearly targeting the Human Observation Department!

One of the conditions specified in the "Student Code of Conduct" for establishing a club was that there must be more than five members.

"This should be easy for you, right?" Dubian Che said, "Whatever got the Human Observation Department up and running in the first place, just handle the Student Council the same way now."

"The establishment of the Human Observation Department was a school initiative; I didn’t do anything."

The gap was too wide.

Dubian Che was on the verge of tears.

Why was it that when he didn’t join a club, the school thought of how to deal with him, but when it came to Kiyono Lin, the school was thinking of how to create a club that she’d like?

It must be because of academic performance.

It had to be that, definitely!

Dubian Che decided to continue believing that the world was fair and prepared to study even harder.

"Why don’t you just talk to the principal?" Dubian Che, who had decided to believe that the world was fair, suggested.

"Mr. Dubian, there’s something I must clarify."

"Hmm?"

Kiyono Lin straightened her barely undulating chest, "Since I was young, I have never used the privileges of being the young mistress of the Kiyono family. Everything I have achieved was through my own efforts."

"But you could use them."

"I won’t use them."

"You could use them."

"I won’t use them."

"This is a matter of life and death for the club, Minister Kiyono!"

Kiyono Lin flipped her long hair and showed Dubian Che an angelic smile, "The time has come to test your abilities, Vice Minister Dubian."

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