Be Careful What You Wish For: A Zombie Apocalypse
Chapter 183: I Missed This

Chapter 183: I Missed This

"A zombie upgrade," sighed Luci, closing her eyes for a minute. "Of course, there is going to be a zombie upgrade. And why not? It’s not like Earth doesn’t have enough shit to deal with... let’s add an extra cherry onto this fucked up sundae."

I blinked rapidly as she started to swear, and it was the cutest thing that I had ever seen. I think this was the first time she swore in my presence, and there was a definite disconnect between her innocence and her words.

"So, no idea what is going to replace the mosquitoes?" I sighed, turning my attention back to the mirrors around me. I could see Chang Xuefeng holding me in one of them as guards went through the entrance procedures, me clearly sleeping.

Huh... that was interesting.

But no matter how much I wanted to concentrate on the men around me, I still couldn’t get over Bishop practically fucking a woman in Dante’s office.

"Can I take back wishes?" I asked, cocking my head to the side as I watched Bishop’s hands pushing up the bottom of the woman’s shirt as she pushed her breasts forward. For a second, I couldn’t help my snort of amusement as I thought about all the free porn the Sins could be getting on their mirrors.

Looking over my shoulder, Luci shrugged her shoulders. "I mean, I don’t see why you couldn’t. It’s your power. Most of the time, I don’t follow up with the wishes enough to know if I want to take them back."

"He’s fucking on my couch," I replied, pointing to the mirror where a woman was frantically trying to unzip Bishop’s pants. "I think I am going to have to burn it."

"What wish do you want to revoke?" asked Luci, coming off her throne and standing beside me as we both tilted our heads to the right. "Can humans do that?"

"Not easily," I snorted. "And not without be folded in half. Tank wished for electricity, running water, and a working elevator in exchange for dinner, his favorite gun, and his favorite knife."

"Is he currently in that place?" murmured Luci as I put my hand up in front of her eyes. I was not going to be responsible for contaminating such a pure woman.

"Nope, he’s with me in City B," I replied, shuddering at the moans coming through the mirror. Was there a mute button I could hit or something? Anything?!?

"Then, if he isn’t there, I don’t see why you can’t take back the wishes. After all, he was the one who asked for them. I say do it," chuckled Luci as she simply spun around and walked back to her seat.

"How?" I asked, turning around and trying my best to ignore the sounds behind me.

"Think it, and it is yours," laughed Luci. "Or, just think of what you want."

The second I thought about all the power leaving the Dragon’s Lair, I heard the woman under Bishop screaming as everything went dark.

That was right; only Tank should be able to benefit from his wish. There was no secondhand wishing benefits for humans who tried to kill me.

They could go fuck themselves.

Seeing that three of the men were sitting in a single cell with me still in Chang Xuefeng’s arms, I decided that it was time to leave. "Are you going to be okay?" I asked, cocking my head to the side as I looked at Luci.

Was she a bit paler than the first time I saw her? Were those dark circles under her eyes?

"I’ll be fine," she assured me with a wave of her hand. "There is no rest for the wicked, and who in all three realms is more wicked than me?"

Before I could reply, she smiled at me and snapped her fingers, forcing me back into my body.

Well, okay then.

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"Are you okay, Wish Girl?" asked Chang Xuefeng as he looked down at my face. "The doctor didn’t think that you should be that tired, and we were all a bit worried."

"All good," I replied with a yawn, taking out another lollypop from my space. When I had gotten even more comfortable on my makeshift bed (Daddy) I also took out Teddy and a blanket. "Had a wonderful conversation with the Devil. Wonderful woman, I have to say. Oh, right... there is going to be another wave of the end of the world coming... we might want to prepare."

Counting down silently from five, I waited for Dante, Tank, and Daddy to explode. When none of them reacted the way I was expecting, I opened my eyes to see them all staring down at me, a myriad of emotions crossing their faces.

"Your name is officially Daddy," I continued. Cause, hey, just because there was a line in the sand didn’t mean you couldn’t take a running jump over it to see just how far past that line you could go. "Chang Xuefeng is too much of a mouthful. And can you imagine me screaming it out during sex? Yeah... I might default to calling out for God, and I really don’t think that being wants to be brought into my bed..."

There was still nothing but silence. Okay... that was clearly enough encouragement for me to keep going.

"You," I continued... thinking about just how I could push Tank’s buttons. "You can’t leave me ever again... and you," I pressed, turning to Dante. "Bishop is fucking some chick in your office. I turned out the power, but we are really going to have to burn that couch if we ever get back there."

"What the fuck!" demanded Dante, his eyes burning into me with a strange glow that made me tingle all over. At the same time, Tank snorted, "Like that wasn’t happening anyway."

I bit my lip to stop from smiling, but the second Chang Xuefeng let out a low growl under me before swearing off his head, all hope was lost.

I laughed so hard that tears started to stream down my face.

I missed this.

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