He a soon-to-be dead ming'er 

She about to have roasted ming for dinner.

That's why he's the goat 🐐 

Courting death!!!

Moment of truth. Will he get shipped off to marriage?

Oh sh*t, this about to be good. I'll save it for tomorrow.

Lets pray ming'er is first place.

d*mn emperor, shoo~ shoo~

Trying to get ming with a honey trap. you wish

🤣 how bold of her to say that. 

💀

I'll stop.