Zombie Bodyguard
Chapter 826 - 823: Bringing Disgrace Upon Oneself

Chapter 826: Chapter 823: Bringing Disgrace Upon Oneself

Lin Tian waved his hand to quiet the students, then said, "Doctor Lai, please sit."

Lai Xiucheng did not back down, sitting proudly at the front of the table, even putting his hand on the table without needing Lin Tian’s reminder.

Lin Tian actually didn’t need to look because he had already scanned Lai Xiucheng with his Heavenly Eye, but he still pretended to take his pulse.

"Doctor Lai, I’m going to ask you a few questions. Please answer honestly," Lin Tian said deliberately in a serious tone.

Lai Xiucheng nodded in agreement, "Of course, we’re all studying medicine here, you don’t need to remind me of that."

"Do you frequently drink beer?" Lin Tian asked the first question.

"Of course, it’s hot weather; what’s strange about drinking beer?" Lai Xiucheng admitted.

"How many times do you urinate at night?" Lin Tian asked again.

Lai Xiucheng frowned slightly but still answered truthfully, "Sometimes three times, sometimes four times."

Lin Tian’s lips curled up slightly, and he asked again, "When you sit and watch TV for more than two hours, how do you feel?"

"Sore back." Lai Xiucheng was getting dizzy from these questions jumping around.

"When climbing stairs, how many floors do you usually go up continuously?" Lin Tian continued to ask.

"Three or four floors. What kind of questions are these? Don’t try to confuse me," Lai Xiucheng couldn’t help but protest.

Lin Tian ignored his protest and said, "Very well, I’m done with my questions."

"Incongruous questions, I’m curious to see what conclusion you’ll draw!" Lai Xiucheng sneered.

Lin Tian’s eyes revealed a hint of a sly smile, then he loudly proclaimed, "Unfortunately, after my detailed diagnosis, you have... kidney deficiency!"

Kidney deficiency? Everyone was taken aback, but soon the male students understood what this meant for a man—it means impotent. The female students also caught on, glancing at Lai Xiucheng with a strange look.

A man can be accused of anything, but not kidney deficiency, isn’t that blatantly saying he can’t perform?

"Lin Tian, you... you are talking nonsense, absolute nonsense!" Lai Xiucheng shouted in frustration, as no man would want to admit to having kidney deficiency.

"Am I talking nonsense? I think it’s necessary to explain that there are many foods and medicines that harm the kidneys, including herbal ones like thunder vine, Xanthium, poppy husk, and Cao Wu. Thunder vine damages kidneys the most."

"In Western medicine, anti-inflammatory and painkillers, which are antibiotics like indometacin and aspirin, can easily cause kidney damage. Even in diet, soft bread contains a food additive called potassium bromate, which, if consumed in large quantities, can also lead to kidney damage."

"As for smoking and drinking, there’s no need to mention them—indeed, they are the biggest killers for men. I’ve observed that your teeth are yellowish and the skin between your middle and index finger is yellow-brown, which are traits of a heavy smoker, and you admit to drinking beer frequently."

"Kidney deficiency leads to unstable bones and a weak constitution, so you can only climb three or four floors of stairs before needing a break. Urinating more than three times at night indicates poor kidney function, and watching TV for two hours gives you a sore back. That’s weakness..." Lin Tian explained every previous question.

With each explanation, Lai Xiucheng’s face became more and more unsightly, until finally, he couldn’t bear it and shouted, "Stop, don’t say anymore. I give up, I don’t want to compete anymore, I surrender..."

Lin Tian actually had several more pieces of evidence, such as Lai Xiucheng’s thinning hair. Plus, knowing someone like him who often seeks out women, doing such things frequently, how can he not be deficient?

In this world, there are no bad fields, only worn-out oxen. Before thirty, a man is at his physical peak. After thirty, it starts to go downhill. If someone is addicted to smoking and drinking, their constitution will become poor even before thirty.

Guo Heng saw that the situation was not looking good and tried to sneak away, but how could he escape Lin Tian’s notice? Lin Tian laughed and said, "Guo Heng, don’t rush off."

"I don’t have kidney deficiency, I don’t..." Lin Tian hadn’t even implied anything, and Guo Heng was already denying it nervously.

"Hahaha..." His nervousness caused the surrounding students to burst into laughter. Guo Heng gave Sun Decai a resentful look, blaming him for agreeing to the matter, which led to such embarrassment. Guo Heng wished he could find a crack to crawl into.

The crack was unavailable, so he could only bow his head and squeeze through the crowd to leave. Lai Xiucheng also realized that staying would only make others laugh at him more. He knew that he wouldn’t be able to stay in school anymore. The news that he was "impotent" would spread across the campus in less than a day, becoming a topic of idle talk.

Wherever Lai Xiucheng went, students quickly distanced themselves, afraid that others might suspect they knew him. Lai Xiucheng had truly become a street rat.

Before, people merely disliked him, but now, not only did they dislike him more, but they also despised him.

Lin Tian just coldly watched their departing backs with no hint of pity in his eyes. As a man himself, he originally didn’t want to bring up such matters, but Lai Xiucheng’s unreasonable behavior was indeed disgusting.

Regarding the kidney deficiency matter, Lin Tian diagnosed it during his scan. If Lai Xiucheng had admitted defeat properly, without being unreasonable here, Lin Tian would have stayed silent and let him leave with the last shred of a man’s dignity. But things went contrary to expectations; those who seek abuse can’t be stopped.

When heaven creates calamity, it’s still possible to live; when one creates their own calamity, living is impossible. If someone insists on walking into the trap, Lin Tian wouldn’t hesitate to push them directly into the mud, respect included!

With Guo Heng and Lai Xiucheng gone, Sun Decai and Bai Yufeng suddenly came into view of the students because everyone knew they were with them.

"Brother Tian, quickly diagnose them!" someone instigated.

"Hahaha..." Laughter rang out, and Sun Decai and Bai Yufeng wore embarrassed expressions, bowing their heads as they rushed off the field.

Of course, they dared not stay. What if Lin Tian diagnosed them with kidney deficiency? How could they still mingle? Even if they weren’t, rumors spreading wildly can’t be stopped, so leaving early is staying safe.

"Alright, with those pesky flies gone, the free clinic can resume," Lin Tian said, waving them off like flies.

"Lin Tian, you are so bad," Zi Yan laughed, and Xiao Manxuan also had a "look at the bad guy" expression.

Of course, Lin Tian understood their thoughts and took it as a compliment. Being called a bad man by women isn’t a big deal, but being called a good man would be sad.

"Brother Lin, I didn’t expect the competition to result in this," Dean Miao sighed somewhat. He didn’t know about the grudge between Lin Tian and the others, so he was a bit emotional about a medical diagnostic competition eventually turning into a face-tearing scenario.

"I have some past issues with them..." Lin Tian briefly explained.

"I see, no wonder they were so aggressive. Well, it’s good. It let me see a real doctor. I don’t think that Doctor Lai is fit to be in the medical field anymore," Dean Miao said sternly.