Zombie Bodyguard
Chapter 823 - 820: Intelligence Needs Recharging

Chapter 823: Chapter 820: Intelligence Needs Recharging

"Another rule? What rule?" Lai Xiucheng was taken aback and asked curiously.

Lin Tian smiled slightly and shook his head, showing disdain. Truly a selective memory, he said, "Apart from judging the accuracy of the diagnostic technique, I mentioned that we need to evaluate comprehensiveness, trying to diagnose as many of the apparent or hidden ailments on the person as possible. Did Doctor Lai selectively forget this?"

"Uh... it seems there was such a rule." Lai Xiucheng said somewhat awkwardly.

Sun Decai frowned, and Guo Heng next to him asked, "Was there really such a rule set just now?"

Regarding Guo Heng, who was all brawn and no brains, Sun Decai couldn’t be bothered to explain too much and directly frowned and said, "Yes, and it was proposed by Lin Tian."

"Oh, then I’m relieved. I know my own body best, except for some stomach pain and diarrhea today, I don’t have any other illnesses. So, with this being the case, Doctor Lai remains undefeated." Guo Heng breathed a sigh of relief.

"I hope that’s the case," Sun Decai said coldly.

Even though Guo Heng was simple-minded, he could still understand the implication of the words, suggesting that he might have other issues unknown to himself.

He murmured uncomfortably to himself, "You have issues, your whole family has issues." Everyone avoids seeking medical advice when they have a problem, otherwise, why would "you have issues" be considered an insult?

However, Guo Heng still cooperatively stepped out and stood next to Lai Xiucheng again, indicating that he agreed to whatever examination was necessary. Qi Jing also walked over to Lin Tian’s side, showing by action that she completely supported Lin Tian.

Dean Miao, who was acting as the referee, said, "Since both parties have no objections, we can begin the next round of diagnosis."

Lin Tian glanced at Qi Jing beside him, then took her hand and pretended to take her pulse. Diagnosis wasn’t his forte, but since it was a diagnostic competition, he needed to put on a show and couldn’t just "fumble around" with Qi Jing again.

Being held by Lin Tian, Qi Jing’s heart raced a few times, and she looked up at Lin Tian with eyes filled with a mixture of emotions—regret? Joy? A blend of bittersweet emotions.

The man in front of her—she used to have to look up just to see his face, and now, even her heart had to look up to him, Qi Jing thought with complex emotions.

Lin Tian, while pretending to take the pulse, didn’t notice any expression on her face, but even if he did, there wouldn’t be much happening in his thoughts.

"Mr. Miao, I’ve finished the diagnosis. Student Qi Jing has no other ailments," Lin Tian said succinctly.

"Hmm, very good, Lin Tian has finished the diagnosis. Doctor Lai, if I recall, didn’t you just say there’s no need for further examination?" Dean Miao asked, looking at Lai Xiucheng.

Lai Xiucheng was somewhat embarrassed. Dean Miao had just asked him if there was only acute diarrhea as a result, and he had confidently said yes. However, he now regretted it because he suddenly lost confidence and wanted to diagnose again, ultimately shooting himself in the foot.

"Doctor Lai, if you’re not confident, by all means, you can diagnose again," Lin Tian generously said on purpose.

This made Lai Xiucheng even more embarrassed. However, since it concerned the task entrusted by Sun Decai and his own career, he disregarded his pride.

He looked at the minibus not far away, which housed Xinghai Hospital’s medical equipment. He hesitated but couldn’t bring himself to ask to use the equipment.

Doing a re-diagnosis was already shameless enough, but to shamelessly request to use medical equipment would make him lose face entirely, especially since Lin Tian hadn’t used any equipment.

Ignoring the disdainful looks from the students around him, Lai Xiucheng resumed examining Guo Heng. Already throwing shame to the wind, he performed a more thorough examination, unafraid of accusations of stalling for time.

With this thorough examination, it was Guo Heng who really wanted to cry. Lai Xiucheng touched and prodded him, even reaching inside his clothes.

If it were a beautiful female doctor doing the examination, it might be considered enjoyable, but Lai Xiucheng was a big man, and being prodded by another man in front of the entire school, he wished he could find a hole to crawl into.

Guo Heng suddenly missed Huaxia’s traditional medicine. He used to think the "inspection, listening, inquiry, and touching" methods were unreliable, but now they seemed so noble and elegant.

"Guo Heng, I... need your cooperation to remove your pants for the examination," Lai Xiucheng hesitantly said.

"What? Remove my pants?" Guo Heng was stunned and shouted loudly.

The students heard the loud voice, and a burst of laughter erupted instantly, leaving both Guo Heng and Lai Xiucheng, two grown men, red-faced with embarrassment.

"Two useless fools, what a bunch of idiots, completely disgracing me. I can’t bear to watch," Sun Decai muttered in the distance, feeling both embarrassed and angry.

He felt embarrassed because everyone knew the two were his underlings, and when they made fools of themselves, as their leader, he naturally shared in the disgrace.

Bai Yufeng glanced at Sun Decai and laughed, "These two are quite the comedians, but their IQs could use a top-up. If they wanted to remove pants for an examination, why didn’t they just go to the minibus? Did he want Guo Heng to strip in public? Haha..."

When you go to the hospital for a check-up, having a doctor ask you to remove pants is quite normal during pre-admission or employment checks. But that’s in a closed environment with only the patient and doctor, minimizing embarrassment.

Yet Lai Xiucheng made such a request in front of everyone, clearly showing his low intelligence. Even Dean Miao couldn’t help shaking his head in disappointment.

Realizing his mistake, Lai Xiucheng corrected himself and said, "Guo Heng, we can go to the bus to remove your pants."

"Hahaha..." The students watching exploded with even louder laughter. The statement was so ambiguous that one might think they were about to share an intimate moment.

This time, even Lin Tian couldn’t help but laugh. Were these two here just to entertain everyone?

The crowd whistled happily, and someone shouted, "Captain Guo, get up there quickly, Dr. Lai can’t wait any longer!"

Guo Heng was the captain of the school basketball team, so people called him Captain Guo. However, that straightforward comment triggered even greater laughter from the crowd.

If Lai Xiucheng had suggested from the start to conduct the examination on the vehicle, none of this would have happened. But with those words out, the situation had worsened to the point that there was no way Guo Heng would agree to go with him for the examination.

Not far off, Sun Decai and several of the basketball team members had turned away, pretending not to know the two clowns. They really couldn’t stand to look anymore; it was utterly humiliating.

"Doctor Lai, there’s no need. I’m good in that area," Guo Heng, his face flushed red, flat-out refused Lai Xiucheng’s request.

He liked being the center of attention, but this was too much attention. If he actually went on the bus for the examination, there would surely be rumors circulating by tomorrow.

"Alright, then... Dean Miao, I’ve completed my diagnosis," Lai Xiucheng said reluctantly, forced to conclude the examination prematurely.

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