Zombie Bodyguard -
Chapter 720 - 717: Girls’ Dormitory Building
Chapter 720: Chapter 717: Girls’ Dormitory Building
"Brother, that’s really not cool, getting a girlfriend and not even telling your bro." Lin Tian protested.
Liu Wenxing scratched his head, embarrassedly saying, "Actually, it’s just something that happened recently. I’m not sure if she can be considered my girlfriend..."
"Dude, Liu Wenxing, are you kidding me? You don’t even know if she’s your girlfriend? What’s actually going on?" Lin Tian exclaimed, feeling like he was about to hit a wall.
Liu Wenxing thought for a moment before saying, "Here’s the thing, a girl in our class told me the other day that her computer was broken and asked me to take a look..."
"No way, you went to a girl’s house? And met her parents!" Lin Tian said, exaggerating.
"No, her parents just happened to be out. Actually, her computer didn’t have any major issues. It’s just that she didn’t understand and had installed several antivirus programs. You know, sometimes antivirus software can be more rogue than malware, fiercely competing with each other. Installing so many antivirus programs on the same computer, of course, it’s bound to crash. I fixed it for her effortlessly."
"We were already in the same class, and after repairing the computer, one thing led to another. I often helped her with some minor computer issues, and that’s how we got together," Liu Wenxing explained.
They say fixing computers is one of the killer skills for wooing girls, and it seems the legend is true. Lin Tian sighed and then asked, "Being together isn’t that enough? What’s making you uncertain?"
"I’ve hung out with her, held her hand, and she didn’t refuse, but we just haven’t defined our relationship yet, so..." Liu Wenxing said, troubled.
"So, you’ve even held her hand, and you still haven’t confessed?" Lin Tian looked at Liu Wenxing incredulously, feeling an urge to slap him.
"No, I’m afraid of being rejected," Liu Wenxing shook his head.
"Dude, you’re a man. Are you really waiting for the girl to confess? Here’s what you do—after school today, ask her out and take the initiative to confess. Remember to choose a romantic setting," Lin Tian advised, unable to watch any longer.
"Uh, not today, she just felt unwell and went back to the dorm," Liu Wenxing said.
Unwell? Sick? Lin Tian was taken aback, then realized, Liu Wenxing had left his sick girlfriend to meet him on the rooftop.
Thinking this, Lin Tian felt somewhat ashamed and asked, "What illness? How about I come with you to see her after class? It’s just before the college entrance exam, we don’t need any complications."
Liu Wenxing smacked his forehead, exclaimed joyfully, "Right, how could I forget! Brother Tian, you’re a brilliant doctor, a thousand times better than those hospitals that just rip people off without treating them! But, doesn’t Second Miss need to be taken back?"
"Don’t worry about that, I’ll have Zhang Lingyu take her. We’ll settle it like this, meet me in front of the academic building after the noon class," Lin Tian said, finalizing the plan.
"Alright, Brother Tian, I’ll head back to class now," Liu Wenxing agreed and then left the rooftop.
When Lin Tian returned to the classroom, class had just started. The remaining two periods passed quickly, and the boarding students rushed to the cafeteria, while those who didn’t board left the school to go home.
"Zhang Lingyu, I need a favor. Please take Second Miss back. I’ve got something else to deal with at noon." The classroom emptied out, and then Lin Tian spoke to Zhang Lingyu.
"Lin Tian, is there something you need?" Before Zhang Lingyu could respond, Xiao Manxuan asked first.
"What trouble could he possibly be causing? He’s definitely out messing with some little girl again. Xuanxuan, let’s go; we don’t need to bother with this big lecher." Zhang Lingyu said disdainfully, grabbing her backpack and heading out.
"Hey, Zhang Lingyu, I’m not your anything, my flirting is none of your business..." Lin Tian strongly protested, thinking this little girl was being too nosy.
Xiao Manxuan, afraid that the two would start fighting again, quickly ran up, grabbed Zhang Lingyu, and headed out the door, giving Lin Tian a backward smile before leaving, implying, Lin Tian, I believe you won’t misbehave.
Watching the two girls walk away, Lin Tian shook his head in resignation and sighed; one girl soft, the other hard—could it be that this year was destined for romantic troubles?
Today Zhang Lingyu had driven a sports car, so Lin Tian didn’t have to worry about their ride back and went to find Liu Wenxing with peace of mind. When he got to the front of the academic building, Liu Wenxing was already there waiting.
"Uh, Brother Tian, we have to enter the female dormitory, but what if the gatekeeper aunt won’t let us in? Have you ever been in the female dormitory?" Liu Wenxing asked, remembering a troubling issue.
It’s said that the female dormitory is a forbidden area for boys and the Gate God Aunt is the keeper of that realm. Any boy daring to intrude would surely be chased out by her broom.
"Uh, actually, I’ve never been in the female dormitory either." Lin Tian said, touching his nose awkwardly. The two of them looked at each other, both feeling exceedingly awkward for a moment.
"Never mind, let’s just go and see. I’ve heard that the female dorm is like the Silk Cave, even more dangerous than the Gate God Aunt." Lin Tian said, picturing a corridor filled with differently sized, styled, and colored bras, the scene quite comparable to the Silk Cave.
Lin Tian and Liu Wenxing walked along the campus path and soon arrived in front of a dorm building. At that time, most of the girls had finished getting their meals and were returning to their dorms, so many girls were entering the gate.
Lin Tian wondered whether he should slip in by mingling with the group of girls, but another boy beat him to it, ducking his head and blending into the group, clearly looking to sneak into the dorm in the confusion.
The girls merely glanced at the boy entering but did not stop him.
"This works?" Lin Tian exclaimed, surprised that it seemed different from the stories.
But no sooner had he spoken than a scream erupted from inside the gate, followed by a male student holding his head and darting like a mouse, having escaped from inside. This was the very boy who had tried to sneak in. After running out, he didn’t even stop but disappeared into the distance at breakneck speed.
An aunt appeared at the gate, one hand on her hip and the other holding a long broom, standing like a gate god in the middle of the doorway.
Lin Tian then remembered the gazes of the girls toward that boy; they weren’t indifferent but had already anticipated this outcome, and there was pity for him.
Looking at the Gate God Aunt, Liu Wenxing broke out in a cold sweat, thinking how formidable the Gate God Aunt was!
"What do we do? The enemy has strong combat power; facing us might result directly in a double kill!" Liu Wenxing exclaimed in shock.
"What double kill, triple kill, quad kill? Have you been playing too much ’League of Legends’? Let’s go in and see how she pulls off this double kill," Lin Tian said nonchalantly.
Perhaps sensing Lin Tian’s disdain, or because they stood too visibly, the Gate God Aunt swept a cold glance at Lin Tian and Liu Wenxing, raised her broom like a female general brandishing a sword, and swung it a few times. The message was clear: warning Lin Tian and Liu Wenxing to keep away, or she’d sweep them both out.
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