Zombie Bodyguard
Chapter 694 - 691: Caught Red-Handed by Miss

Chapter 694: Chapter 691: Caught Red-Handed by Miss

Lin Tian recognized the woman’s voice; it was indeed Ou Mengmeng. Through a combination of their voices and the creaking of the bed, if Lin Tian still didn’t know what they were doing, he might as well buy a block of tofu to bash his head in.

This couple was engaging in an intimate exchange, and it was happening at a little past five in the morning, with the battle seemingly quite fierce.

Taking into account the dialogues between Zhou Botong and Ou Mengmeng, coupled with the Female Knight’s fiery character, their current position was definitely with her on top and him underneath, and who knows, Ou Mengmeng might even be holding a little leather whip. Just thinking about the scene was enough to make one’s nose bleed.

No wonder, during the auction, Ou Mengmeng sent a message to Zhou Botong saying there would be a surprise that night; indeed, it was quite a surprise—truly a pair of foolishly infatuated lovers.

He glanced at Kikuchi Mika, the nurse seated in the passenger seat, who was looking down, her fair pretty face and clear ears flushed red. Needless to say, she must have also figured out what was happening on the other end of the phone.

Lin Tian had no choice; he still had to continue with the call. Braving those seductive sounds, he said, "Brother Zhou, it’s past five in the morning, you guys are going at it pretty hard. Easy does it, young folks."

"Brother Lin, I’m... I’m really sorry, why don’t you go ahead and check into a room first..." The sentence was cut off by a busy tone; no need to guess, it was certainly Ou Mengmeng who hung up the phone.

Lin Tian could only silently offer his condolences to Zhou Botong, hoping he wouldn’t be too badly ravaged by Ou Mengmeng.

He pulled the car over to the side of the road, reached into his pocket, and realized he was still wearing the ninja suit, with not even a single penny in it. If his phone hadn’t been left in the car initially, he wouldn’t have been able to make a call.

With no money in his pockets, he couldn’t even check into a room. Was he really defeated by the lack of a single penny, to the point of having to sleep in his car for the night? Lin Tian thought sadly.

But seated right beside him was Kikuchi Mika, and in such cramped quarters with a man and a woman alone, Lin Tian really worried he might not be able to restrain himself and something might happen. Given the nurse’s disposition, she probably wouldn’t resist either.

The thought that the nurse wouldn’t resist instantly invigorated Lin Tian’s weary spirit. Men really are creatures that think with their lower halves, he couldn’t help but turn his head to look at the nurse.

Kikuchi Mika was still in her nurse’s outfit, with her pristine thighs peeking out from the hem, and what made Lin Tian swallow even more was how her figure was accentuated by the seatbelt that bound her.

She was looking down, her cheeks red. Lin Tian didn’t know if she was influenced by the voices they had just heard, or if it was his burning gaze that made her tremble slightly.

Lin Tian was taken aback, then noticed all the car windows were open; mist flowed on the highway. In the pre-dawn hours, the temperature was at its lowest, even in summer, and it was still a bit chilly at this time, especially considering Kikuchi Mika’s nurse uniform was rather thin.

Kikuchi Mika, subject to the chills of late night, endured quietly all by herself without making any demands. They say that Japanese women are gentle in appearance but very resilient at heart, it seems quite true.

Whether her character was a good thing, he didn’t know.

"Are you cold?" Lin Tian asked. Kikuchi Mika nodded her head but looked somewhat embarrassed, as if afraid to inconvenience or trouble Lin Tian.

Lin Tian shook his head, somewhat unable to stand the temperament of Japanese women. Being obedient was fine, but anything in excess was no good. Probably due to growing up in different environments, he wasn’t accustomed to this sort of thing.

He knew that talking was pointless, so he unbuckled his seat belt, stripped off his clothes, and proceeded to dress Kikuchi Mika. Don’t ask why he didn’t turn on the heater, Lin Tian perhaps thought that if he fell asleep with the heater on, the little nurse might succumb to carbon monoxide poisoning. In any case, he ended up undressing.

Lin Tian’s ninja outfit had been torn to shreds and discarded long ago, leaving only an undershirt. Now, as he took it off, he was bare-chested.

Kikuchi Mika dared not look at Lin Tian and sat motionless. Lin Tian, having no other choice, stood up and leaned over, intending to cover her with it. However, as he bent down, out of the corner of his eye, Lin Tian caught sight of a long-haired woman in white standing outside the car.

Deep into the night, on a desolate highway, under the dim light, the sight of the long-haired woman in white triggered the words "female ghost" in Lin Tian’s mind, and he instinctively jumped in fright.

He lost his balance and fell toward the passenger seat. As a proper zombie, Lin Tian certainly wouldn’t let himself fall. He swiftly extended his hands to brace himself, stabilizing his position just in time to avoid crashing into Kikuchi Mika.

Once he steadied himself, Lin Tian looked up outside the window. There was no female ghost. Instead, it was the Miss dressed in white, who had appeared outside the car at some point, her movement technique getting more and more impressive.

However, the Miss looked furious, truly raging, and Lin Tian could feel the anger in her eyes, as if two flames were burning. Her long hair moved on its own, spreading out without any wind.

Not only that, but Lin Tian’s keen spiritual sense told him that the true qi within Miss was somewhat chaotic, as if it was surging, ready to burst forth at any moment.

Lin Tian felt puzzled. If she knew it was a mistake and had chased him out here, why was she still angry? While he was wondering, he heard the nurse’s soft moan, a sound midway between pain and pleasure.

He looked down and instantly knew why the Miss was angry.

His bracing hands, by a wicked twist of fate, were positioned inappropriately: one on the nurse’s thigh and the other, even more scandalously, grabbing onto the nurse’s body, while he himself was shirtless.

"Miss, I need to explain this, it’s certainly not what you’re imagining," Lin Tian said, seeing Xiao Manxue’s anger grow. He didn’t know why he felt compelled to explain.

Could it be that I also care about what the Miss thinks? Lin Tian thought, frustrated.

"Explain? What do you have to explain? Xuanxuan was worried you’d be left out in the street, so she sent me to find you. But what do I see? You’re playing with her by the roadside in the car... shaking." Xiao Manxue’s voice faded on the last two words; as a maiden, it was somewhat difficult for her to address such matters in front of Lin Tian, a grown man.

Car... shaking? Lin Tian was startled and then somewhat amused. The Miss’s imagination was rather vivid; the car was still parked by the side of the road, how could it be shaking? Even late at night, cars still occasionally passed by. To do such a thing, one would seek a secluded area, wouldn’t they?

"Uh, Lady Kikuchi, could you please explain to the Miss? Otherwise, even jumping into the Yellow River wouldn’t wash us clean," Lin Tian said, looking down at Kikuchi Mika. In matters like these, the more he tried to clarify, the murkier it would get—it would be better if the woman herself spoke, to make things clear.

But the moment he looked at Kikuchi Mika, he got a shock himself. It wasn’t that she looked repulsive but rather that her face glowed with a rosy blush, her eyes shimmering with sentiment, her entire demeanor that of someone in the throes of passion.

There was no point in explaining now, Lin Tian inwardly cursed his luck, feeling like even jumping into the sea couldn’t wash this situation clean. If he had actually done something, then being caught wouldn’t be so bad. The problem was that he hadn’t done anything yet was being misunderstood. Lin Tian felt he had been wronged more than Dou’e herself, on the verge of spitting blood.

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