Zombie Bodyguard
Chapter 348 - 347 Neurasthenia

Chapter 348: Chapter 347 Neurasthenia

"Boss, what is this...?" Lu Jia was suddenly stopped by Lin Tian and thought she must have done something wrong, feeling a bit panicked inside.

Liu Wenxing was eating a mouthful of food and also looked at Lin Tian curiously. He knew that it was the first time coming to the bar since the change of ownership, and also the first time he met Lu Jia, but he didn’t think Lu Jia had done anything wrong.

Could it be that Brother Tian had taken a fancy to the beautiful manager and wanted to flirt with her? Liu Wenxing’s imagination ran wild, and he didn’t even notice when the food fell out of his mouth.

Seeing the expression on Liu Wenxing’s face, Lin Tian knew this guy had gotten the wrong idea and flipped him the bird.

"Manager Lu, put down the alcohol and listen to me," Lin Tian said with a smile. He reached out and his hand slid down her wrist with a clever move, taking the drink from her hand.

Lu Jia only felt a tickle on her wrist and the weight lifted from her hand; the cup had disappeared. When she looked up again, the cup was already in her boss’s hand.

"Manager Lu, I see you don’t look well. You’ve probably been drinking too much at work lately and hurt your liver," Lin Tian said after carefully observing her face. He had done acupuncture often enough to diagnose some illnesses without even needing to look inside.

Lu Jia was startled, not expecting that Lin Tian was concerned about this. She replied softly, "There are always important guests, so I need to show proper respect, which probably led to drinking a bit too much."

"Manager Lu, right now it’s mealtime, not work. You should just eat, and you don’t have to toast me. In the future, during work, you don’t need to go out of your way to entertain those VIP customers either. They come for the bar’s atmosphere. As a woman, as my employee, health is a prerequisite for work. Drink less from now on, that’s an order, understand?" Lin Tian spoke very seriously.

It’s rare that I get so serious, Lin Tian thought, but as a boss, you can’t just watch your employees sacrifice their health for the job. If that’s the case, such a boss might as well be dead.

Lu Jia suddenly felt the urge to cry, feeling for the first time that being ordered by her boss was a kind of happiness. Moderate drinking can be pleasant, but heavy drinking can harm one’s health. She wouldn’t choose to drink like this if it weren’t for work.

"Thank you, boss, I understand," Lu Jia said gratefully, with an endearing look in her eyes as she gazed at Lin Tian.

"Brother Tian, do you know what I thought I heard just now?" Liu Wenxing chuckled softly, "When you said, ’You are a woman, you are my employee,’ I heard it as ’You are my woman.’ Brother Tian, you’re too awesome."

"Cut it out, you know nothing. I’m just concerned about my employee. Eat your food and leave me alone," Lin Tian said, flipping him the bird again and muttering in disdain.

He turned to Lu Jia again and instructed, "Manager Lu, stretch out your hand."

Though Lu Jia was a bit puzzled, she still extended her hand and placed it on the table. Lin Tian also reached out, pretending to take her pulse, but his gaze was actually inspecting inside her body.

Both Lu Jia and Liu Wenxing wore faces full of surprise, the scene looking like a medical diagnosis.

"Brother Tian, can you actually diagnose and treat illnesses?" Liu Wenxing asked curiously.

"What’s that look for? Is it so strange that I can heal? Do only old traditional Chinese doctors in their seventies and eighties know how to take a pulse?" he retorted, displeased.

Lin Tian’s penetrating gaze first swept over Lu Jia’s internal organs, then carefully observed her six fu-organs. Generally speaking, there were no major issues, but early signs of liver damage were present, although it was something that could recover through diet. The main issue was that Lu Jia’s lower abdomen was affected by alcohol, causing discomfort and poor blood flow, symptoms associated with menstrual pain.

When men drink excessively, it harms their liver and kidneys, leading to weakness and renal deficiency. For women, in addition to liver damage, the greatest impact falls on their menstruation.

"Manager Lu, have you been experiencing abdominal pain during your recent periods, and have the cycles been irregular?" Lin Tian asked very seriously. He swore he had never been this serious before, speaking purely with the care of a medical practitioner.

But Liu Wenxing’s eyes bulged, his mouth puffed out, and then with a "pfft," he sprayed all the soup from his mouth. Luckily, his quick reaction allowed him to direct it to the floor, otherwise the whole table of food would have been ruined.

Manager Lu wasn’t in a better spot either, faced with such a private question suddenly asked by her boss, she was so embarrassed, feeling her face burning hot, her head nearly buried into her chest.

Man, your thoughts are too filthy. I was asking in all seriousness, and these expressions of yours are heartbreaking. It makes me look like a pervert. If you weren’t my employee, if I didn’t see your dedication to work, I wouldn’t even bother, Lin Tian was more frustrated than anyone.

He cleared his throat twice and said very seriously, "Manager Lu, drinking too much can affect your... that time of the month. If not treated in time, it can impact future fertility."

Indeed, that’s what all women fear. Lu Jia quickly raised her head, her embarrassment turning into anxiety. Seeing Lin Tian speaking so seriously, she couldn’t help but be scared.

"Brother Tian, how does it affect fertility?" Liu Wenxing, sensing that Lin Tian wasn’t joking, asked cautiously.

Lin Tian looked at them both, expressionless, and said, "Infertility!"

"What? Infertility, that serious!" Liu Wenxing exclaimed in shock.

Lu Jia was also frightened by Lin Tian’s words, her originally rosy cheeks now somewhat pale. Infertility for a woman was like taking away half her life, leaving her existence incomplete.

In fact, Lu Jia’s situation wasn’t that serious. It’s just that both of them were too distrustful earlier, so Lin Tian deliberately mentioned the worst-case scenario to scare them a bit, a small punishment.

"Brother Tian, if a man drinks too much, can it also lead to infertility?" Liu Wenxing asked, worried.

"Hmph, it’s even more serious than that," Lin Tian said with an intentional cold laugh.

"How much more serious?" Liu Wenxing, even more worried, pressed on, his face seeming even paler than Lu Jia’s.

Lin Tian looked at him strangely, wondering what the heck he was on about, but he still answered truthfully, "It leads to kidney deficiency and impotence!"

"Damn, impotence! Better to just kill me, I’m done for, I’m totally done!" Liu Wenxing leapt from his chair in alarm, shouting in fear.

"Get a grip, will you? Why are you freaking out over someone else’s drinking?" Lin Tian said, discontent, quickly pulling him back down to sit.

Liu Wenxing shivered, then said, "Brother Tian, I’ve been reading a lot these last few days, maybe too excited, I can’t sleep, then I drank some alcohol to help me sleep, several days in a row, I won’t really become impotent, will I?"

Now even Lu Jia was looking at Lin Tian, hoping their omnipotent boss could treat him.

"Good grief, with your tolerance, two bottles of beer and you’re down, and you say you drank too much, who would believe that?" Lin Tian once again looked at him with disdain. Seriously, this guy was making a fuss over two bottles of beer.

"But these few days I haven’t been feeling well, not sleeping soundly, it feels like no matter how much I sleep, it’s never enough. I wake up feeling groggy. Isn’t that a symptom of kidney deficiency and impotence?" Liu Wenxing was still not reassured, worriedly said.

Lin Tian saw indeed there were dark circles under his eyes, so he stroked his chin and said, "Hmm, this problem of yours is probably neurasthenia!"

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