Zombie Bodyguard
Chapter 218 - 217 I’m a Jerk

Chapter 218: Chapter 217 I’m a Jerk

"What egg, my egg is just fine, can’t drink it just because she drank from it? That’s too stingy." Lin Tian gulped down a few mouthfuls of water, his classmates’ relentless bombardment still had his head spinning, and then his eyes bulged, embarrassed, he said, "You’re saying this bottle of water is Zhang Lingyu’s? Damn, no wonder the rim tasted somewhat sweet; I thought the water was especially tasty, but I’m screwed now. Does this count as an indirect kiss? My pure first kiss of eighteen years just vanished like that!"

"Pfft... Lin Tian, you’re really done for." Xiao Manxuan burst into laughter, pointing at Zhang Lingyu, chuckling as she spoke.

Zhang Lingyu, who was initially just a bit humiliated, listened to Lin Tian’s increasingly ridiculous words and subconsciously pursed her rosy lips. This asshole is actually talking about an indirect kiss; did my first kiss get indirectly stolen by him? Anger flared within Zhang Lingyu, this jerk was too despicable—he took advantage of the situation and still acted cute and indifferent!

She stomped ferociously on Lin Tian’s foot, grinding down a few times with force. He could have completely ignored the stomping but seeing her fury seemed significant, he couldn’t help but let out a deliberate "ah" of agony.

"Whoa, Zhang Lingyu, you’re killing me, go easy..." Lin Tian’s cries were spot on, yet they sounded more like pillow talk between a man and a woman in bed.

Zhang Lingyu also felt incredibly embarrassed by the cries, their back-and-forth resembling a couple flirting. She snatched the water bottle, noticing there was still a little less than half left, and her mouth corner suddenly revealed an inexplicable sly smile. Zhang Lingyu tucked her hands behind her and a piece of talisman appeared in her hand, then lit it on fire until only a bit of ash remained.

She mixed the ash into the water, shaking it until it was fully blended, leaving no visible sign of the deed, and then handed it to Lin Tian saying, "Forget it, on second thought, let’s not waste it. Since you’ve drunk it already, just finish it. I don’t want it anymore. Sister Xiao, let’s go."

This little girl changes her mood too fast, one minute it’s stormy and the next it’s clear skies as far as the eye can see; the heart of a woman is like a needle in the sea, even God can’t figure it out. Lin Tian hesitantly accepted the water bottle, puzzled about what she was up to. Even zombies aren’t invincible; the whims of a woman are just inscrutable. After a few more gulps of water, he followed and left the classroom.

Hey, why does this water taste weird, different from before? Lin Tian smacked his lips a few times, unable to pinpoint exactly how it was strange.

"Why are you two walking so fast... uh!" Lin Tian saw Zhang Lingyu dragging Xiao Manxuan along, walking briskly with heads down, and couldn’t help but call out to them. But just after he spoke, he let out a severe burp.

"Uh..." The belches were unstoppable, and Lin Tian continued to hiccup until suddenly he blurted out, "I am a jerk!"

Damn it, I just cursed myself as a jerk, what’s going on? Lin Tian got a huge fright and quickly covered his mouth.

Zhang Lingyu, up ahead, heard his shout and her face showed a prankish grin. She kept walking on without turning back, her attitude as if to say, "I don’t know the ’lunatic’ behind me."

"Sister Yu, what’s going on with Lin Tian? Why is he cursing himself?" Xiao Manxuan was utterly baffled—who curses themselves, and so loudly at that?

"Maybe he’s had a moment of conscience, realizing he’s done too many wrong things and is repenting," Zhang Lingyu suggested with a laugh.

"I am a jerk..." Lin Tian unconsciously removed his hand from his mouth and yelled again even louder than before. Students walking on the shade-covered path all looked at Lin Tian strangely. Such an oddity, cursing himself out.

This time Lin Tian realized something was truly off with himself, but he just couldn’t stop it; it was as if not yelling out a few times would leave him feeling extremely uncomfortable. Smiling at the students on the path, he shouted with glee, "I am a jerk!"

Now I’m really in for it, continue like this and by tomorrow I’ll be on the news headlines again. At this moment, Lin Tian really wished he could burrow into a hole and disappear from the world.

"I am..." Just as Lin Tian was about halfway through his shout, he clamped his teeth shut tightly.

Damn it, this little difficulty thinks it can defeat me; the more you want me to yell, the less I’ll do it. Lin Tian roared internally, his stubborn nature now fully triggered.

A hint of blue light flashed in the depths of his eyes, and Lin Tian suddenly felt a moment of clarity in his mind, the impulse to shout "I’m a jerk" finally disappeared.

From a distance, Zhang Lingyu seemed to notice something and turned to look at Lin Tian. Her face showed clear surprise; Lin Tian had actually broken through the power of the talisman! It was too unbelievable. How strong was his spiritual power?

Her surprised expression was fully caught by Lin Tian. If he still couldn’t understand, he might as well buy a block of tofu and smash his head to death. Obviously, this little girl was up to something. Lin Tian had an epiphany; ever since he had met Zhang Lingyu, strange things had been happening nonstop.

First, the trash bin had exploded for no reason during the basketball game, then there was a mysterious electric shock, and now the sudden self-insult. All these incidents happened after he had a fallout with Zhang Lingyu. Could she be a Witch? Lin Tian suddenly came up with this unreliable idea.

She was secretive all the time; if she wasn’t a Witch, what was she? But if you’re a Witch, I’m a zombie, let’s see who’s more formidable, Lin Tian chuckled to himself, thinking it’s time to take back some interest first. Xiao Manxuan had also been getting bolder recently, so she needed to be slightly punished as well.

He opened his mouth and shouted again, "Xiao Manxuan, Zhang Lingyu, I’m a jerk."

The shout was loud, startling the onlooking classmates. However, they quickly read between the lines, realizing that this student was apologizing to the two beauties in front of him.

"That’s a lot of information in those words, a love triangle, maybe?"

"Could be, didn’t you see the two beauties both turning around to look at this student?"

"I know him; he’s Lin Tian from Senior Three Class One. He led his class’s basketball team to crush the school team, and I saw him fighting with a girl this morning. It seems their relationship is quite complicated!"

...

Various speculations and discussions quietly spread, reaching the ears of Zhang Lingyu and Xiao Manxuan. Their faces instantly turned red, especially Zhang Lingyu, who wondered if she had shot herself in the foot.

Lin Tian was about to continue shouting when the two girls quickly ran over to cover his mouth, afraid that if he shouted again, the misunderstanding would deepen, and even jumping into the Yellow River wouldn’t wash him clean.

"Bad guy, if you shout again, I’ll ignore you," Xiao Manxuan issued what she thought was a very forceful threat.

With two soft little hands covering his mouth, Lin Tian gently blew a breath, and they withdrew their hands like lightning. He innocently said, "I don’t know what happened just now; I suddenly couldn’t control my mouth. Zhang Lingyu, do you think I might be possessed?"

The little girl awkwardly glanced at the surrounding classmates and said awkwardly, "Maybe, let’s get out of here first."

After she finished speaking, she pulled Lin Tian and Xiao Manxue away, but behind them came the exclamations of their classmates.

"Wow, the handsome guy and beautiful girls made up again. Lin Tian is really amazing. How did he do it? Why can’t I do it?"

"He’s so sincere, apologizing publicly. Can you do that?"

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