Zombie Bodyguard
Chapter 162 - 161: The Elevator Misunderstanding

Chapter 162: Chapter 161: The Elevator Misunderstanding

"Lin Tian, when did you get back?" Xiao Manxuan sheepishly stuck out her tongue, stood up, and asked with a feigned composure.

However, her question only made it more obvious that she was feigning sleep, guilty as charged. Miss saw her sister awake and gave her a curious look, wondering why her face was suddenly red. In fact, Lin Tian had just suggested carrying Xiao Manxuan, which Miss would never have allowed. She even hoped Lin Tian would keep his distance from her sister, lest her sister be deceived by his sweet, misleading words, because she herself was at her wits’ end with this rascal.

Lin Tian didn’t mind, and chimed in just in time to ease Xiao Manxuan’s embarrassment, "I just got back and saw you sleeping, so I didn’t wake you up."

"Oh, I remember now, a girl rescued you back then, and she was so cool, and you were... shirtless. Did she take advantage of you?" Xiao Manxuan’s questions really set her apart from her sister.

Moreover, whenever she mentioned Lin Tian being undressed, her voice was so low only she could hear it, and even now the embarrassing scenes were making the little girl blush uncontrollably.

However, Lin Tian had to criticize the sisters’ words a bit, as that girl was no ordinary girl but a super cool zombie, and they were all bewitched by her beautiful and charming appearance.

He purposefully said, "Second Miss, although the girl was a bit harsh, when have you seen me at a disadvantage? It’s always me who takes advantage of others, and I never let myself be taken advantage of!"

"That’s true, you do love to play tricks, any girl would be hard-pressed to get the better of you," Xiao Manxuan actually nodded seriously.

But are your words meant as a compliment, or are they mocking me? Why do they sound so awkward? Miss was also secretly smiling, and Lin Tian, seeing her pretending to be serious again, felt like he was perceived as a bad guy in the hearts of beauties.

"Ladies, don’t be fooled by my free-spirited, handsome appearance; in fact, my heart belongs to a genuinely good man, and that good man is me, I am Lin Tian, heh heh..." Lin Tian, of course, had to defend his magnificent and lofty image, unabashedly boasting about himself.

He was about to indulge in more self-admiration, but seeing the sisters’ mischievous glances, he could only laugh awkwardly a few times and then shut his mouth.

"By the way, Lin Tian, why are you wearing those vampire clothes? It feels so weird," Xiao Manxuan circled around Lin Tian, puzzled.

"Uh, my clothes were burned, I couldn’t just come back naked, so I just threw on something random. Let’s go up, we have to brace ourselves for the Gambling Stone Festival tomorrow," Lin Tian brushed it off casually.

Although the Xiao sisters were puzzled, they couldn’t think of any other reason and chose to believe him. Moreover, tomorrow was indeed a big day; whether or not the jewelry store could open depended on it.

The trio took the elevator back to their lodging room, the elevator space being narrow and undisturbed, a perfect place for a romantic encounter. Lin Tian was still thinking about potentially having a fling with the beauties, but it seemed the sisters had reached some kind of understanding and were warily watching him.

Sigh, it’s just being taken away by a beauty for most of the night. I haven’t even spent a night out, and nothing really happened, so why does it seem like I went out on some wild escapade?

The elevator stopped on the second floor, the doors opened, and in walked a fair-skinned woman, dressed elegantly with beautifully curved features, wearing a simple-colored skirt and white high heels. She appeared older than Miss. The elegant woman seemed to have sprayed some rose perfume, a bit strong but nonetheless a high-class fragrance that was quite pleasant.

According to the "Scent Identification of Women" rule, women who prefer strong perfumes are definitely passionate in bed. Lin Tian didn’t understand this before, it was only during his freshman year, sharing a dorm with Sun Decai, that Sun Decai bragged about it to them.

On a whim, Lin Tian sized up the elegant lady up and down several times. Although she lacked the natural, mature charm of Senior Sister Zi Yan, she had a style all her own.

Though he was merely appreciating and verifying those theories, not thinking much of it, the Xiao sisters had sharp eyes. Lin Tian tried to act nonchalant, but they still acutely noticed his wandering gaze.

Women might be slow to react to other things, but they were very sharp when it came to these matters. Xiao Manxuan blinked, her eyes twinkling with mischief, pondering some wicked plan.

When the elegant lady reached her destination and the elevator doors opened, Xiao Manxuan suddenly stretched out her hand and grabbed the elegant lady’s perky buttocks. Lin Tian watched in shock as Xiao Manxuan behaved like a lecher, stupefied and unable to intervene.

What the heck, what is up with this little girl, could she be possessed by a female ghost? Her actions are so bizarre, Lin Tian thought to himself in an inner scream.

He hadn’t snapped back to reality when, after grabbing, the little girl quickly withdrew her hand, stood at attention, and wore a serious, innocent face as if she had nothing to do with what just happened. Seeing her expression, Lin Tian didn’t understand what it meant for a moment.

But the next second, Lin Tian understood, but it was too late. The elegant lady turned around furiously, her eyes fiercely fixed on the only man in the elevator, that is, Lin Tian.

Clearly, Xiao Manxuan was playing a prank, punishing Lin Tian for his wandering eyes.

The elegant lady, not caring that she was wearing a skirt, threw a fierce knee toward Lin Tian’s groin.

Damn it, how did it come to this, Lin Tian wondered helplessly.

Just because someone looks a bit longer, does it have to come to blows? Beautiful women are meant to be admired by men, Lin Tian thought innocently.

He might think that way, but Lin Tian couldn’t let her hit his vital parts, not because he was afraid of getting hurt, but because he was worried the elegant lady would be startled. After all, he was only wearing a suit, with nothing underneath. If she hit him, the misunderstanding would only deepen.

He lightly caught her approaching leg in his hand. The elegant lady, in her high heels, lost her balance as her long leg was caught, her body wobbling, about to fall backwards. It would be an absolute mess if the elegant lady fell down sprawling.

Of course, Lin Tian couldn’t let the beauty fall so disgracefully, so he kindly grabbed her arm and pulled her back. Suddenly, the two were in zero distance contact, with the elegant lady’s leg still raised by Lin Tian, in a rather peculiar pose.

"You..." From anger, the elegant lady’s face turned to shock as her anti-wolf techniques failed, and she suddenly bit down hard on Lin Tian’s arm.

Biting seemed to be a woman’s ultimate technique, just as Xiao Manxuan the little girl had done. However, this technique was useless against him. Still, in an effort to prove his innocence, Lin Tian quickly pushed the woman away and raised his hands to show he meant no harm.

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