Zhang San, please behave yourself!
Chapter 63 - 63 63 Why are You so Stingy

63: Chapter 63: Why are You so Stingy?

63: Chapter 63: Why are You so Stingy?

Once he was sure the enemies had left, Zhao Siyang suddenly spat out a mouthful of fresh blood.

Seeing the blood spray more than a zhang away, Third Miss Gan immediately came over to support Zhao Siyang and asked softly, “Taoist Priest Zhao, are you all right?”

Zhao Siyang pretended to be strong and shook his head, saying weakly, “I’m fine, I’m just a bit…

a bit…

ah…”

To the side, Zhang San shook his head incessantly, unable to bear watching any longer.

“Can we stop with the acting already?”

“If you were really injured, just coughing up a little congested blood would be enough.

Look at how far you spat your blood—it’s went a full zhang!

You can’t even pee that far, okay?”

“And your imitation of weakness with those broken sentences is off, too.

You should struggle to squeeze out a word or two first, that would make you seem weak.

Then pause before managing to say a few more words.

Like, I…

I…

Then here, you should take a couple of deep breaths, as if you’re really struggling to breathe, before saying, I’m fine.”

“Besides, you’re standing so steady—where do you look weak?

I think you just want your kidney to feel weak for a moment!”

Zhao Siyang glared fiercely at Zhang San.

Zhang San then glanced a few more times at Third Miss Gan.

Third Miss Gan’s concern was also very fake.

Why rush over to help him stand?

Of course, you should first let him sit or even lie down!

And when you support him, that look in your eyes might seem caring, but it’s clearly just flirting with Zhao Siyang.

There’s a lack of observation of his body, and even less panic.

However, thinking about the strength Third Miss Gan revealed just now, although Zhang San wasn’t sure about her real realm and capabilities, he felt it was better not to provoke this woman.

Zhao Siyang may be all talk, but he wouldn’t really do anything to him.

Even, following Zhao Siyang recently, his strength had increased rapidly.

But he couldn’t say the same for Third Miss Gan.

Therefore, Zhang San gave Third Miss Gan a slight smile and didn’t continue speaking.

He simply ignored Zhao Siyang’s look that seemed to wish to kill him with his eyes.

Zhao Siyang pretended to cough twice, then said, “I…

I…

(takes two deep breaths) I can’t control my flying sword right now, so we can only walk.”

Zhang San didn’t feel it was right to criticize Zhao Siyang for his quick adoption of his advice, but then again, why not maintain the act of weakness, break your sentences a bit!

All he knows is to have a woman support him, freeloading scumbag!

Ptui!

I, Zhang San, refuse to associate with men who live off women!

Of course, Zhang San only said this to himself.

Soon, the three of them arrived in front of a gorge.

The reason they had been heading east was that Third Miss Gan wanted to go there to meet a very important person.

Zhang San didn’t understand why Zhao Siyang didn’t ask for details when someone mentioned an important person and was still eagerly following her.

Before even entering the gorge, the three noticed a giant python coiled within, stretching dozens of zhang in length.

Zhao Siyang said to Zhang San, “I’m injured and it’s inconvenient for me to make a move, so it’s up to you!”

Although Zhang San didn’t know how to sense the realm and strength of the python, he knew very well that such a large beast was beyond his ability to defeat.

“What realm is this giant python, can you sense it?”

“It has just entered the Spiritual Platform—it’s easy to deal with.” In Zhao Siyang’s opinion, if he really had to take a life, dealing with the python would just take a single Sword Qi.

But upon hearing this, Zhang San’s eyes widened like a bull’s.

“Are you speaking human language?

I, a martial artist who hasn’t reached the True Core Realm, to go up against a Spiritual Platform python?”

“We are good friends, I naturally trust you.”

“Do you trust me not to take advantage of your injury and beat you up first?”

Zhao Siyang glared.

Helplessly, Zhang San walked towards the gorge.

Third Miss Gan asked softly, “Isn’t it dangerous for Zhang San to go alone?”

“Don’t worry, he’ll definitely run back halfway, I’m just scaring him a bit.

When he comes scampering back later, I’ll then…

huh?”

At that moment, Zhang San woke the Giant Python and started chatting with it at the entrance of the gorge.

“He even understands snake language?”

Zhao Siyang looked puzzled.

“Command?”

“Intercept.

You.”

“Spirit Pill.

Make way?”

“How many?”

“One.”

“Add.”

“Two.”

“Okay.”

After the negotiation, Zhang San ran back and told Zhao Siyang, “I just communicated with the Giant Python; it seems that the Dragon Serpent Gang set it here to ambush us.

More importantly, if we strike, unless we have a way to kill it instantly, it’ll fight back desperately and send out a signal for others to come and surround us.

It took me the strength of nine bulls and two tigers to bargain with it: it wants ten high-quality Pills in exchange for letting us pass without revealing our whereabouts.”

Zhao Siyang stroked his beard, contemplated for a moment, and asked, “I saw that you two didn’t talk much, how could there be so much content in the conversation?”

“The Language of All Things is inherently succinct.

Do you understand it or not?”

Zhang San was gambling on Zhao Siyang not understanding, and sure enough, seeing Zhao Siyang nod slightly confirmed that the man indeed didn’t get it.

In contrast, the corners of Third Miss Gan’s mouth turned slightly upwards, although she tried to hide it, it was clear that she understood the dialogue between him and the Giant Python.

She possessed immense strength and could understand the Language of All Things, and as Zhang San looked at Third Miss Gan again, he felt a hint of panic.

Although Third Miss Gan was alluring and seemed pitiful, the thought that this woman was not only stronger than Kong Yuting of the True Core Realm with natural divine strength but could also understand the Language of All Things, and even managed to break into the Dragon Serpent Gang’s Shattered Moon Pond to steal designs…

This woman was definitely very dangerous!

Extremely dangerous!

“Fine, I’ll give ten high-quality Pills, but what kind of Pills does he want?”

“He didn’t specify; a Giant Python probably doesn’t understand much about Pills.

Just give some for healing, recovery, and preferably some that increase cultivation.

After all, you’re asking for a favor.”

Zhao Siyang rummaged through his sleeves and took out several small bottles, passing them to Zhang San.

“Here are five Pills for treating injuries.”

“Here are five Pills for quickly restoring Qi; if Qi hasn’t been depleted, they can help enhance cultivation.”

“And here are five Body-Strengthening Pills, see which fits him better…”

Zhang San directly grabbed all three bottles from him.

“Look at you, always skimping, he asked for ten Pills; wouldn’t he remember your kindness if you gave more?

Really stingy!”

“By the way, are these Qi recovery Pills effective for cultivation?

After all, it seems like the Giant Python usually doesn’t expend much Qi.”

Zhao Siyang felt a pang of distress, wishing he had only pulled out two bottles for Zhang San to choose.

Likely, five of the Pills would now end up with Zhang San.

“Naturally, they’re not as effective as Pills specifically for enhancing cultivation, but they can quickly replenish one’s Qi in a pinch, making them good emergency medicine.”

Zhang San understood.

He poured out two Qi recovery Pills into his hand from the small bottle, hid the other three bottles in his bosom, and then turned to run back towards the Giant Python.

The smile on Zhao Siyang’s face gradually faded.

The Giant Python, seeing the human race returning with two actual Pills in hand—and fragrant ones at that—showed a contented smile.

Who would have thought that there truly was a Technique for passing smiles!

Third Miss Gan silently held back her laughter to avoid embarrassing Taoist Priest Zhao.