Xyrin Empire
Chapter 301 - Chapter 301 Chapter 301 Acting Together with the Childs Mother

Chapter 301: Chapter 301: Acting Together with the Child’s Mother Chapter 301: Chapter 301: Acting Together with the Child’s Mother I really can’t understand why big villains always like to lurk in dark, moldy corners to plot the overthrow of the world. Derelict factories are always a great setting for gang shootouts, and grisly murders often inevitably accompany the barking of a dog passing by to “grab some soy sauce,” as well as — the transactions of sin simply must be chosen in the wilderness where people seldom tread.

“Isn’t that obvious? If you were a smuggler, would you set up a stall in a busy district with a sign saying ‘Heroin Clearance Sale, Buy One Bag Get Two Free’?”

Dingdang’s sharp tongue was as omnipresent as ever.

“Could you maybe disdain me without using such vividly detailed descriptions in the future…”

“Highlighting reality, highlighting reality ha,” Dingdang said, sounding not at all embarrassed, “How are things on your end?”

“Nothing so far… Okay, I’m not doubting the quality of your intel, but are you sure you didn’t get the time wrong? Honestly, I’m finding your word less and less reliable…”

“… If I could reach you right now, I would have turned on you already!”

After breaking off the mental connection that was filled with our typical banter with Dingdang, I continued to lie down feeling sleepy with Bubbles in the 700-billion-mile expanse.

This place was an abandoned quarry far from the city center, desolate and barren. In contrast, I discovered that the essence of autumn was obstructed in the densely populated city, but in this deserted wilderness, the remnants of summer had retreated more thoroughly than in the city, with yellow and parched colors sweeping across the land, the dry and withered weeds swaying in the wind among the crevices of massive rocks, as if they would break into disheveled summer remnants at any moment. It was already afternoon, and the flaring clouds in the sky were gradually spreading from the west, lending the landscape an even more desolate air.

Such a perfect picture of desolate autumn scenery, if only accompanied by a plaintive and poignant whistle, would have indeed been too… “wilderness weapon”…

If I was a poet, my tears would be streaming down at this moment.

But alas, I’m not a poet, just a Leader of a nation who popped out to “grab some soy sauce” while incidentally maintaining world peace. So, I lay there in my ramshackle little car worth 700 billion–looking even more run-down than the surrounding junky stone crushers–yawning skyward and taking an interest in watching Bubbles sleep in a pool of drool beside me.

“Don’t you dare steal my egg knife… uh-huh…” Bubbles turned over, muttering dreamily while wiggling in her seat, “It’s supposed to be a gift for Shana-chan… mm… damn Golden Shining, gear freak… just you wait till my kid’s dad offs you, you barren golden idiot… hey… hehe… I’ll smash your dog head… and stew you…”

Me: “…”

Oh my God!! Where do I even start to retort to this mess, you bastard!!! How many different dimensions has this otaku connected to in her dreams! And do you really think Shana holding an egg knife looks good? Golden Shining must be Gilgamesh, right? That gear freak is spot on… Wait! That latter statement is the real focus, isn’t it?! Weren’t we supposed to avoid calling me “my kid’s dad”? Why on earth did I acquire such a pitiful nickname from you after Little Baobao started calling me Daddy? Do you realize just how much that appellation “my kid’s dad” has twisted my image, to the level of a grotesque monstrosity! And please, take back that last bit of dialogue so bold that girls should use it with caution!

Considering you’re an otaku girl who has been up all night playing games for three straight days and was forcibly dragged out today, the fact that you managed to achieve such an articulate level of prophecy in your sleep talk is so astounding that, given the multitude of points to mock from earlier, I’ve actually run out of things to say…

It’s terrifying, Bubbles is just too terrifying, just with a few words in her sleep, this master of retorts has been left without a single retort due to the overabundance of material. Could this fearsome ability be a talent and strength that only a creature from the Xyrin console could posses?

And more importantly, as the Leader of Earth’s largest violent organization, I have disgracefully been reduced to taking action with such a stubborn otaku girl, who is so maunchy from staying up all night playing games that she’s practically dead to the world by day… This is truly a failure…

I had initially thought to drag Sandora or at least Qianqian out with me… but… the world is so cruel…

Sandora, holding a box of cakes, declared, “Going out to bully little kids isn’t as much fun as staying home and eating!”

Big Sister pointed to the “Boundless Love” studio’s logo on the screen, stating, “The studio has finally started getting business, I’ve got to keep an eye on it.”

Pandora and Visca were quite willing to participate in this activity, which would have been good for their physical and mental health and which would have allowed them to spend time with their brother. However, considering having two dangerous elements like them involved in such an action, they would have surely tried to impress their brother to secure a bright future for humanity and peace on Earth, so the two fiery Little Lolies were unequivocally dragged back by Big Sister without a second thought…

As for Qianqian… After the traumatic emotional shadow from torturing enemies during the last mission, she declared that she absolutely, definitely would not come along this time…

Dingdang mentioned the need to continue preparing for that headache-inducing “Junior Creation Certificate” exam, which also meant the Chief Priestess Lilina had no choice but to stay and lend a helping hand in the World Tree Temple.

That left Anwina, Alaya, and Little Baobao… Well, those two glowing beings and a glow enthusiast might as well be left unmentioned.

Altogether, it turned out that Bubbles was the only one who came out with me, and I had forcibly dragged this girl out with the ridiculous excuse that “otaku species must periodically bask in sunlight, or else they’ll rot into dust”…

Okay, enough with the dreadful memories, now back to waiting for the enemy to walk right into the trap.

But I still insist that Dingdang got the time wrong–according to that girl’s intel, weren’t the opponents supposed to appear at noon?

“They still haven’t shown up…” Bubbles finally woke up after a whole afternoon of sleep, the little girl squinting her sleepy eyes for a moment at the window before suddenly throwing herself onto me, “Daddy, let’s go home…”

Too teary-eyed, this shining nickname.

“Even if you called me ‘Uncle’, I wouldn’t mind, you stubborn brat!!”

Just when I was about to enter a blackened state and mete out some home education to the stubborn otaku girl in front of me, Lin Xue’s voice suddenly rang in my mind, “The target has appeared! They’ll be at your location soon!”

Sure enough, a few minutes later, a black off-road vehicle entered my field of vision.

Even for an off-road vehicle… this stability is a bit too exaggerated…

As I watched the black vehicle glide over the rocky terrain as smoothly as if it were skating on ice, I couldn’t help but mutter to myself in awe.

Even more importantly, as I admired the high-end vehicle emblazoned from end to end with the word “luxurious,” I grew even more remorseful about my own seven trillion pile of what seemed like incombustible trash… Those military officers with not a single artistic cell in their bodies!

The black car came to a steady stop less than a hundred meters in front of us, its door opened, and the first person to emerge was a tall black man in a hoodie, with a grim expression on his face. Close behind him were three white men who seemed to be his subordinates.

Well, let’s just call them the black-and-white combo for now.

After the black-and-white combo got out of the car, they casually glanced around and then stood waiting.

According to Lin Xue’s description, these were members of a European organization that frequently contacted Olympus.

In less than ten minutes, the sound of motorcycle engines grew from afar, and three oddly-shaped, small black motorcycles that looked like they had been specially modified zoomed in from the other end of the rock field.

Motorcycles?

…Olympus really does march to the beat of its own drum…

“Wood, it’s me,” Lin Xue’s voice suddenly echoed in my mind, “Our encirclement is ready on this end, the main routes are blocked, and we’re prepared to handle a breakthrough by at least three Level-B Superpower Users–I trust you won’t mess this up, right?”

“Don’t worry, not one will escape.”

“Are you an idiot?! We need a live capture! I told you to make a striking blow for revenge, not to wipe them all out!”

“Yes, yes, yes… I got it… Beat them half to death and then let them go, it’s a simple task. Also, try to intercept whatever they are trading…”

“Make sure your troops keep their guns in check! If the enemy retreats through their defense line, try to capture them alive.”

“Alright, alright… I’ll make sure to remind those big, dumb soldiers. Anything else?”

“…One last thing, I know you, Mr. Emperor, are extremely powerful, but don’t underestimate regular Superpower Users. The members of both organizations seem to be somewhat out of the ordinary in terms of strength. While they’re certainly not as monstrous as you… Still, if you, Super Idiot, were to stumble against Earth’s Superpower Users, I would absolutely never hesitate to taunt you mercilessly! So take care of yourself!”

And with that, the Spiritual Connection was unilaterally severed without hesitation.

Really… would it kill you to say something nice?!

Meanwhile.

“Screech–”

As the sound of synchronized braking filled the air, three bikers, each wearing leather jackets and black helmets, dismounted from their motorcycles and proceeded to take off their helmets.

Three Asian men–Passerby A, Passerby B, and Passerby C.

Medusa was not among them–unless she decided to go through a sex change operation this morning for the sake of safety.

Indeed, just as Lin Xue had predicted, that Medusa was more cunning than a fox, ready to change plans at the slightest hint of trouble, even one that had been decided upon.

But no matter, our main purpose today was to enact vengeance… ahem, to uphold justice, as long as we could foil the transaction and perhaps capture one or two of the enemy’s members–that would suffice. As for Lin Xue, well, let her freak out on her own.

I gently patted the head of Bubbles, who was about to fall asleep beside me, and made a ready-to-work gesture under his groggy gaze. When I turned back around, I caught a glimpse of the three motorcycles belonging to the Olympus members disappearing into thin air…

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