When the Doctor Uses A Hack -
Chapter 1224 - 1228: How does your college professor view this issue?
Well, here comes the problem!
Can you get circumcised for 200 yuan?
Yes!
Definitely yes!
In a private hospital, it costs three to five thousand, which is quite normal. After all, they have pretty nurses to prepare the skin for you. Aren't you supposed to pay them a salary?
There are also the surgery room, seemingly professional doctors, and overly considerate, totally unnecessary medicines, etc...
All of that costs money!
But in public hospitals, if you find a friend from Urological Surgery or even General Surgery, it's basically a job that can be done for free.
If you're on fairly good terms, hand over two or three hundred and they would be willing to perform a little private operation for you on a sunny Saturday or Sunday morning.
After all, it's one of the simplest surgical procedures for a surgeon; it won't take long to deal with, and the only real loss might be the need to thoroughly wash hands at noon.
If that's not possible, you can turn to your grad student roommates. Even if there's no money involved, they'd definitely be eager to help!
Chen Cang clearly remembers several senior students who one dark and windy night took away things like lidocaine, surgical knives, gauze... from the department.
To perform a circumcising story for a roommate.
The operation was very successful!
Their deeds also became popular in the hospital, the school, and the surrounding university town.
Not because their skills were that great, but because these roommates did the surgery for the first time and, high on excitement, took photos and nostalgically posted them on social media.
Then it just blew up.
As for how it turned out, Chen Cang always wanted to know but never could.
He only knew that the operated brother later had many girlfriends.
Chen Cang still doesn't know why even now.
Seems like he even got himself a foreigner.
…
…
Got sidetracked!
After coming out of the operating room, Chen Cang was about to wash his hands.
A nurse from Ruijin was hurriedly helping Chen Cang take off his clothes, hat, gloves...
Chen Cang felt the attentive and homely service.
Just as he walked out to wash his hands, someone quickly brought him precious hand soap.
"Professor Chen, this is imported hand soap; it doesn't harm the skin. Give it a try!" A director squeezed out the soap personally.
After Chen Cang washed his hands, someone offered a towel promptly: "Professor Chen, this towel is brand new, absolutely clean!"
"Professor Chen, I have some hand cream here. You do surgeries often, applying some will be good for your hands!" Another female doctor came over with a smile.
…
This series of events made Chen Cang involuntarily turn around to glance at his twelve disciples he brought with him.
Take a look!
Have a look!
And you call yourselves members of my team!
Look at the way they treat me, now look at you guys.
Chen Cang couldn't help but sigh at Xu Ziming and the others.
In the midst of speaking, when sitting down to rest, there was a doctor skilled in massage who offered his services: "Professor Chen, I've just mastered TDUZHISU, let me give you a massage!"
"Professor Chen, are you hungry? Here are some chocolates and Snickers, have a little something to tide you over!"
…
Xiao Zhehai was dumbfounded.
This…
Xu Ziming and the others were also perplexed.
How did the originally tense crowd suddenly turn into a bunch of bootlickers?
Where is your integrity?
When they came out, it was already past 2 PM.
There was no rush with a 6 PM flight.
Xiao Zhehai took everyone to a nearby restaurant.
The doctors were all vying to serve dishes to Chen Cang.
This made Xiao Zhehai increasingly angry. These bootlickers, have they any respect for themselves at all!
Chen Cang couldn't help but laugh and say to Xiao Zhehai, "The friends from Ruijin are really enthusiastic, aren't they!"
Xiao Zhehai let out a cold laugh, enthusiastic?
You didn't see their faces when you arrived!
Seeing you with 12 people almost choked them to death!
A bunch of fence-sitters!
"Yes, do come and visit our hospital more often when you have time!" Xiao Zhehai looked at everyone with scorn.
The department heads around him all nodded: "Absolutely! Professor Chen, call me next time you come. We didn't have enough time today."
By the afternoon, Chen Cang wasn't being foolish.
Since he was here, he might as well discuss if he could.
Gathering everyone in the conference room, he began elaborating on today's surgery.
Of course, the focus was on Chen's Elephant Trunk Stent Surgery.
Although the surgery might seem simple, how to divert blood flow, how to maintain blood pressure and perfusion... there's knack to all of it.
While it may not seem difficult, delving deep into research can indeed test one's technique.
However, coming up with such an idea is very hard.
Everyone can expect that Chen's Elephant Trunk Stent Surgery will definitely become a top surgery in the country.
Xiao Zhehai couldn't help but sigh: "It's incredibly difficult to develop a surgery that can change the traditional landscape of surgical methods. I have a premonition that the emergence of this technique will definitely change the traditional thoracoabdominal aorta replacement surgery!"
Everyone nodded in agreement!
The more Chen Cang delved into his explanation, the more everyone felt the ingeniousness of the surgery.
"Professor Chen, how many of these surgeries have you performed? They must be quite mature by now, right!?"
Upon hearing this question, Chen Cang didn't know how to respond and could only tell the truth: "Two, today's was the second one."
As soon as these words came out, the people around were momentarily stunned.
"Today's was the second one?"
Hearing this, Chen Cang's face suddenly changed!
Right!
Am I performing too exceptionally?
Chen Cang's brow tightened, fearing that others might suspect him of cheating, and he quickly explained: "Actually, the surgery is not yet perfect! It's really not perfect!"
Xiao Zhehai swallowed hard: "But... I think this surgery seems very mature?"
"Professor Chen sets very high standards for himself!"
Chen Cang shook his head hastily: "No, no, no, there are still many inadequacies!"
"I just came across a special case of Kawasaki during a mid-level physician assessment last week. There was a sudden hemorrhage during the surgery, and I had to think on my feet. I happened to think of this surgery and tried it out, and it turned out pretty well!"
"It was luck!"
For a moment, everyone was dumbfounded!
Isn't this too casual?
This kind of technique can be thought up on the spot under pressure?
Shouldn't it be something researched over a long period?
How could such a high-class, epoch-making, great, miraculous surgery be discovered so carelessly?
For a moment, everyone was silent.
They realized that Chen Cang was not just an ordinary person!
This guy is a freak!
Seeing this, Chen Cang's face changed abruptly, his heart skipped a beat, thinking... these people... they don't think I'm cheating, do they?
Thinking this, Chen Cang frantically racked his brain!
You all think I haven't had enough time, right?
Suddenly, Chen Cang had another burst of inspiration!
"Actually, back when I was in college, when the teacher talked about models of large blood vessels, during anatomy class, I started imagining... I thought that if there was a dissection..."
Chen Cang felt that he really couldn't stretch his timeline any further.
Otherwise, it would go back to high school.
That would be too much, too fake!
Yet, when he said this, the silence among the crowd grew even deeper.
When did college teachers start teaching thoracoabdominal aorta replacement surgeries?
Did we not attend the same university?
Could it be... we have misunderstood what a university is?
Why did we only come into contact with aortic dissection when we were already in our mid-thirties...
And... how could you think of this thing back then?
A freak is indeed a freak!
Unable to help himself, Xiao Zhehai asked: "Professor Chen, what was your college teacher's opinion on the classification of aortic dissections?"
Chen Cang's face changed!
I'm damned, one lie really does need a hundred lies to cover up!
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