When the Doctor Uses A Hack
Chapter 1073 - 1076: Lao Ma's Medal

Life was getting back on track.

Chen Cang had just arrived at the hospital in the morning when he ran into Yang Jie, who hurried over: "Dr. Chen."

Chen Cang was putting on his white coat, as he asked, "What's the matter, Sister Yang?"

Yang Jie said embarrassingly, "That... my sister's daughter, do you remember her?"

Chen Cang immediately thought of the little girl without a nose, and nodded promptly: "Mm, I remember. Has her condition stabilized recently?"

Yang Jie nodded: "Yes, her overall condition has basically improved, it's just her nose... Do you think she is ready for surgery?"

At that time, considering the girl's complicated condition, and due to an infection in the dangerous triangle of the nose, resulting in blood infection and an enlarged spleen, the patient had also been taking steroids for a long time.

Her overall immunity was quite weak, and if she underwent surgery, it could not only fail to recover but might even worsen her condition.

So, Chen Cang's plan at the time was to schedule the surgery for a later date, to wait for her basic illness to improve and her dependency on steroids to decrease before proceeding with the operation.

After hearing this, Chen Cang nodded and agreed: "Mm, I remember her family knows President Gong Daizhen, right?"

"It's fine, I'll take care of it. Don't worry, Sister Yang," Chen Cang assured her with a smile.

Yang Jie nodded: "Thank you, Dr. Chen."

Chen Cang smiled: "No problem."

Just as their conversation ended, Xiao Ke ran over.

"Sister Yang, patient in bed 19 refuses to have an enema."

Hearing this, Yang Jie hurriedly went to the ward.

Before long, Yang Jie came back helplessly and said to Old Ma, "Team Leader Ma, the elderly patient in bed 19 refuses the enema."

Ma Yuehui was taken aback: "Why?"

Sister Yang said with a mixture of laughter and tears, "The old gentleman feels embarrassed and insists on having a male nurse, but all of our male nurses are in the operating room. Where can we find one now?"

After hearing this, Ma Yuehui put down his soy milk, stood up, and said, "Let's go, I'll take a look. Oh? Little Chen is here, come, let's go do an enema!"

Chen Cang looked at the pastry in his hand, quickly stuffed it into his belly, fearing he might lose his appetite later.

Seeing this, Ma Yuehui clicked his tongue: "You guys are just too finicky."

During their chat, the two of them went to the ward together. The elderly gentleman was lying in bed, howling, with his wife beside him wearing a resigned and helpless smile.

Their son and daughter, both dutiful, were present as well.

However, the old man was being stubborn like a child, and he scolded the three of them, "How did I end up with you two good-for-nothings..."

"People's daughters have to do this for me... I can't believe you came up with such an idea!"

His wife looked at him with a smirk, "This is a medical treatment. You can't defecate now, look how uncomfortable you are."

The old man glared back, "Still no. This is a matter of principle."

Upon hearing this, the son and daughter couldn't help but turn their heads and snicker.

They had spent a long time trying to persuade him to take the enema.

Now, they were scolded until they didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

But both were filial and didn't talk back.

When people get older, sometimes they become like this. Watching their father make a big fuss, the two children and the grandmother all had smiles that weren't quite smiles.

Seeing this, the old man got so angry that he said: "If it were during the Chairman's time, you would all be shot! And you dare laugh at me."

The old man got tired from talking, lay on the bed, and couldn't catch his breath for a long while. The old lady handed him some water, "Alright, alright, drink some water before you continue scolding. You're parched."

The old man, still upset, turned his head away.

The old lady tried to comfort him helplessly, "Just take a couple of sips."

The old man turned around, sipping through a straw and took two big gulps.

After finishing, he continued to tilt his head away, not looking at them, almost as if he was sulking.

But as soon as he turned over, he felt some discomfort in his stomach, glanced at the three people, and sneakily lay back down, still turning his head away from them.

It made the old lady and her two children couldn't help but burst into laughter.

At this time, Ma Yuehui came in.

The family members stood up: "Director Ma."

Ma Yuehui nodded, looking at the old man: "Elder, we still need to give you an enema, otherwise you'll be restless and feverish, and it won't go away. Is your stomach feeling unbearable now?"

Seeing Ma Yuehui, the old man felt a lot more at ease, with tears in his eyes he said: "Doctor Ma, can you not let the young girls give me the enema?"

Ma Yuehui grinned and said with a smile: "Sure, I'll do the enema for you."

The old man nodded: "Doctor Ma is a good man, thank you!"

The old lady was also moved and said: "Thank you, Director Ma, it really is a lot of trouble for you. Old man, be content, to let Director Ma do it personally for you!"

The old man, annoyed, said to the three people: "You guys get out!"

The old lady nodded at Ma Yuehui with a smile, then took her two children who didn't know whether to laugh or cry out of the room.

Chen Cang also knew that Old Ma wasn't bothered by dirty work or tiredness, and was able to do any kind of work.

Among the members of the Sharp Knife Squad, only Old Ma and Yu Yonggang had served as medics, those who had really been on the battlefield.

Combat medics were the ones to go out with the squads for missions, while doctors in hospitals treated soldiers back in the facility. However, medics charged with the soldiers, there's a difference.

The old man was now experiencing severe bloating, constipation aside, his entire stomach was unable to pass gas, leading to obvious distension.

The purpose of the enema was to soften the stool.

"Old man, lie on your side."

After saying this, Old Ma began his preparations.

Instructing the old man to take deep breaths, Old Ma got to work.

In fact, what looked like an ordinary enema also had its intricacies, and there weren't many directors like Old Ma who devoted themselves wholeheartedly to doing enemas properly.

At least Chen Cang had never seen any.

Once it was done and the family came back, Ma Yuehui instructed: "Retain it for 5-10 minutes and then go to the bathroom."

The old lady nodded: "Thank you, Director Ma, for the trouble every time."

Ma Yuehui smiled and shook his head, packed up his things, and left.

The old man kept silent too, afraid to let out the air, and by accident...

The hospital is like that, having all kinds of patients.

After coming out, Old Ma washed his hands and continued drinking his soy drink, unaffected in the least.

Yu Yonggang came in at this time, seeing the wet marks on Old Ma's sleeve, said disdainfully: "You can really eat, even on your sleeves!"

Old Ma, feeling challenged, said: "Old Yu, you're talking nonsense, this isn't soy drink, smell this, what is it?"

Old Yu was tough too, he took the sleeve, looked carefully, and frowned: "Is this... enema fluid?"

Old Ma said proudly: "That's right. I just did an enema for a patient."

Having said that, he drained the rest of his soy drink and almost wiped his mouth with his sleeve...

Seeing this, Old Yu gave him a thumbs-up!

Yu Yonggang had to admit no one could outdo Old Ma's nonchalance.

Chen Cang watched as Old Ma proudly treated the enema fluid like a badge of honor and couldn't help but sigh in resignation.