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Chapter 125

125. Side Story: Eugene 2 (Part 2)

Slow. Unsatisfying. Those were my impressions. Strange, because I’m a Japanese man, famous for loving peace. It’s true that when I first arrived in this world, I was hesitant to kill even monsters. But in the midst of war, I had no choice. It became a habit before I knew it. I’m even aware that I’m starting to use rough language. I couldn’t let Megu hear this.

Alright, three more down. I had enough composure to think such things, even as I effortlessly defeated ten monsters in a few seconds.

“Those weapons are still as broken as ever.”

“Seriously. I want to use them too.”

“Sorry, but these are custom-made, just for me.”

“We know,” Schlie said, unleashing wind and water nature magic as he bantered. And just who are you calling “broken”?

“Hmm, but the Don’s strong enough even without those weapons.”

“Come on, I’m old, cut me some slack.”

I think it’s better to keep moving, the older you get. Kei, with a smile on their face, moved gracefully, their white whip snapping. They always fought so elegantly. And their whip was imbued with poison magic, how troublesome. As expected of a snake. They’re not to be underestimated.

“Guns are just convenient, when you want to quickly take out a bunch of enemies. And I’d rather not touch monsters, if I can help it.”

“I completely agree.”

“Well, the monsters in their current state are emanating magic that’ll mess with your mind, after all.”

That’s right, I was using a rapid-fire pistol. But instead of bullets, it used magic power, so it was different from the ones that existed back in my world. It was a weapon that I’d created myself, using only my imagination.

So, basically, the gun itself was just magic power materialized. That’s why it would disappear if I didn’t touch it. But it was incredibly easy to use. By the way, my car also works on the same principle.

“Wh-Who are you!?”

Well, if we’re going to rampage this openly, it’s only natural for them to notice us, right? They’re actually late. It seemed like the people at Nemo had finally noticed us.

“Well then, please don’t mind us?”

“We’re just passing by.”

“Ah, look, a monster’s entering the building! You were looking away.”

I gave them half-hearted answers, subtly guiding the monsters into the building with magic power. I almost chuckled at Kei’s blatant lie. It was easier to let them destroy the building than to destroy it ourselves. But we made sure to prevent them from heading towards the slaves, also known as Nemo’s personnel.

“We’ll help you guys out. We’re coming in.”

“W-Wait…!”

“Please step aside, you’re in the way.”

“Excuse us.”

We barged into the guild, pushing past a flustered-looking man. We weren’t lying. We were defeating monsters. We just weren’t being careful about the building.

“Follow me. I’ve already mapped out the place.”

“Ooh, sounds good.”

“Hmm, no slacking, Don. You have to help clear the path.”

I was hoping they’d clear the path for me, but it seemed I was wrong. Well, I wasn’t completely slacking. I was getting a “don’t be lazy” vibe from him. His whip, snaking like a living creature, was accurately striking the monsters’ vital points. It wouldn’t be that hard to clear a path, right?

“The Don has a habit of slacking. Ah, look, monsters and guild members, coming from around the corner.”

“Hey, Schlie, don’t tell me you’re using wind magic to guide them our way.”

“Is there a problem?” he asked with a smile. It was probably best to stay silent. He’s scary!

And so, the guild members at Nemo finally started attacking us. About time. This guild truly lacked training, in cooperation, analysis, and everything else. At our guild, a suspicious person would be caught in traps the moment they entered the building. They’d be targeted the moment they even approached. We’re just cautious. Better to be safe than sorry.

“Halt!”

“Whoa.”

Oh, finally, someone worth fighting. I recognize these two. I think I saw them during the war. I’d acknowledged their strength, but they had dangerous ideologies and were savages, so I’d passed on recruiting them. And then, they’d resented us, wondering why they hadn’t been chosen. …Judging from those hateful looks, they still hold a grudge, huh? Their names were… Ah, I forgot.

“I don’t know why you’re here, Ortus, but this’ll be the perfect opportunity to let off some steam! We’re missing out on all the fun because of that operation!”

“Oh, an operation?”

“Hmph, I’m not telling ya!”

They grinned smugly, proud of themselves. They were so idiotic that it was almost endearing. They must have assumed we didn’t know. How convenient. You should have thought about why we were here.

“I wasn’t planning on asking, but thanks.”

“You bastard…! Look at that smug face…!”

And their tempers were short. I was right not to have recruited them.

“Let’s go outside!”

“No thanks. Besides, you know the current situation isn’t exactly suitable for that, right? Why don’t you just hurry up and defeat the monsters?”

“Ahaha, you’re asking the impossible, Schlie Letziano. You can’t reason with these guys.”

“…So you want to do this for real, huh?”

Ooh, the atmosphere around those two changed. That was definitely the aura of a strong individual. But they were still losers, easily taking the bait.

“Don’t lose to a couple of weirdos who we can’t even tell if they’re men or women.”

“It goes without saying.”

Ugh, I shouldn’t have said that. That’s a landmine! See? An icy aura was emanating from them. It must be scary, standing in front of them. I didn’t miss that moment when they’d frozen.

“I-I was just tellin’ the truth! Fight like a man, if you’re one!!”

“…Th-That’s true, but… is it okay, Don?”

“…Haa, do whatever you want.”

I sighed and gave them permission, turning my back to Schlie, who’d said this. So, that meant no destroying the building with magic.

“Well then, I’ll take the short one, is that okay?”

“Who are you callin’ a runt, you bastard!?”

“I didn’t call you a runt, and I’m not a bastard.”

It seemed like both Schlie and Kei were eager to fight, so I’d just enjoy the show, while discreetly guiding the monsters.

And so, the battle between the main forces of the two Special-grade guilds, Ortus and Nemo, began in the narrow corridors of the building.