Urban Supreme Medical Saint
Chapter 145 - 144: Damn, it’s really haunted! (Third update!)_1

Chapter 145: Chapter 144: Damn, it’s really haunted! (Third update!)_1

The next day, Ren Feifan and Xu Shihan hurried back to Lin City early because Xu Shihan had a major meeting at the Elime Group.

Upon arriving at the company, Xu Shihan stopped and turned to ask: "Ren Feifan, you’re now a major shareholder of Elime after all. Do you want to come to the meeting with me?"

Hearing the word ’meeting’, Ren Feifan quickly tried to slip out: "Honey, you know me. I hate these kinds of meetings the most, I’d rather..."

Ren Feifan’s voice came to a sudden halt, Xu Shihan’s beautiful eyes were glaring at him fiercely. She snorted coldly, "Flirt with who? Go on, say it! I promise I won’t kill you!"

Ren Feifan broke out in a cold sweat. He was quite clear that one should never offend a woman, or else you wouldn’t even know how you died.

"It seems like I’ve been giving you too easy a job," Xu Shihan mused.

"Honey, I’m busy every day. It’s never easy! Let me explain..."

Just as Ren Feifan was about to explain, Xu Shihan waved her hand and interrupted: "Ren Feifan, you really think I don’t know? You’ve been with the company for almost a month, and I’ve received 33 complaints! Among them, 28 said you sexually harassed our female staff, right?"

Ren Feifan was taken aback. My goodness, how did Xu Shihan know all of this?

Wait a minute, what about the other five complaints?

Seemingly noticing Ren Feifan’s confusion, Xu Shihan laughed: "The remaining 5 complaints say you sexually harassed our male staff!"

Holy crap!

Ren Feifan almost fainted, he lamented: "Wife, I admit to harassing female employees. But as for harassing male employees, that’s definitely someone trying to tarnish my reputation! I protest!"

Xu Shihan cast a sly look at Ren Feifan: "So you admit it? In that case, for the safety of all the women in Elime, I’ll give you some other tasks. To keep you from idling around every day!"

Ren Feifan suddenly became upset. He was planning to go find Sun Qingqing and the front desk girl to chat about life, but now, he was definitely going to be exploited.

"There’s still a position open in the parking lot of Elime. It’s yours now." Xu Shihan racked her brains and said solemnly.

There was a reason for this, if she kept Ren Feifan in the company building, who knows what kind of mischief he would get up to!

So, Ren Feifan must be sent to the edge of the kingdom! Preferably to a place with no female staff!

And a parking lot was undoubtedly the best place.

"No way! You can’t let me, the president-level bodyguard, be a garage security guard! I protest!" Suddenly, Ren Feifan seemed to have a thought. His eyes twirled around, and said, "Honey, didn’t you say there was a meeting earlier? After some deep thought, I feel as a major shareholder of Elime, it’s really necessary for me to attend the meeting."

Xu Shihan rolled her eyes at Ren Feifan, retorted: "Didn’t you just say you hate meetings?"

"Honey, you heard wrong! What I said was: you hate, people just love meetings!"

Ren Feifan said, striking a faux effeminate pose.

If the people from Hell saw that their formidable Hell War God had fallen to such a state, they might all collapse in unison.

"Ren Feifan, quit it! Go to the parking lot for a day. Consider it a punishment for those 28 harassment cases. Let’s see you dare to flirt with women right under my nose!" After saying that, Xu Shihan turned and left, leaving a heroic and strong figure.

"No!"

Soon, Ren Feifan received a call from the head of security, so, reluctantly dressed in his new uniform, he arrived at the entrance of the garage.

Ren Feifan looked at his new outfit, and the whole world seemed to be falling apart.

It’s said that wives are like tigers, and he didn’t believe it before, but now he truly did.

Fortunately, his marriage to Xu Shihan was a contract one. But now, it seemed necessary to reconsider whether this woman was suitable to be his wife.

But parking duties basically had no demands. Other security guards would salute any incoming and outgoing vehicles in the standard military fashion. However, Ren Feifan somehow managed to get a rocking chair and sat leisurely in it, watching the continuous stream of cars.

With each passing car, he would ponder over a very serious issue - he was worth hundreds of millions, so he should really buy himself a car.

Always using cars designed for women like Cui Ying and Xu Shihan was a bit effeminate.

All the other security guards stared wide-eyed at the carefree Ren Feifan on his rocking chair.

"Is that new guy really a security guard?" a security guard not too far away was so shocked he almost dropped his chin.

"Didn’t you see him in the same security uniform as us, if he’s not a security guard then what is he?"

"Since when do security guards sit in rocking chairs? He’s acting like some old man, all he’s missing is a hand fan."

The next second, Ren Feifan, as if possessed, pulled out a hand fan from nowhere and started to fan himself, mumbling, "The weather is so hot. How is it that not a single wealthy woman in a cool outfit has passed by? Disappointing!"

"Holy crap! He actually has a hand fan!"

A security guard, indicating Ren Feifan with a trembling finger, was completely beside himself.

"Holy crap, I must be seeing things!"

...

Ren Feifan’s morning was boring and monotonous. He lay on his rocking chair without anyone coming to inquire about him. He desperately wanted someone to come and complain about him, so he could end his tedious task early.

After all, he had been lying there for half a day and no one had come to ask him anything. Occasionally, a few cars would pass by and Ren Feifan would simply extend his foot and press the button with his big toe to open the gate.

Ren Feifan’s actions did cause a few cars to halt and when the owners confirmed that Ren Feifan was indeed a security guard, they would all simultaneously exclaim, "Holy crap!" before driving off without causing any trouble to him.

Ren Feifan, feeling bored, decided to take a nap in his rocking chair.

"Honk honk honk honk!"

Just as Ren Feifan was about to fall asleep, a Porsche drove up. Seeing that the gate wasn’t opening, the driver impatiently started honking the horn.

Despite the incessant honking, the gate still didn’t open. A big-bellied man, towering with fury, stepped out of the car and was almost floored when he saw that the security guard was dozing off in his rocking chair, with his shoes off!

The man was named Pan Dashan, a name that sounded a bit tacky, but he was a renowned businessman in Lin City. He had spent his entire morning in negotiations with Elime and Sun Qingqing for a business deal. After half a day of talks, Sun Qingqing bluntly refused his proposal, which infuriated him so much that he knocked her unconscious.

While everyone was unaware, he sneakily put her unconscious body in his car.

What he least expected was that Elime’s security guard would be so unprofessional. He was being paid by the company and here he was, taking a nap!

He was seething with anger. He thought of the unconscious woman in his car and impatiently snapped, "Screw you! How on earth did you become a security guard? Open the damn gate for me!"

Upon hearing the commotion outside, Ren Feifan groggily opened his eyes and saw a man with a huge belly in front of him. The fact that the man had sparse hair suggested that he was bald.

Anyone who disrupted his beautiful dreams was not okay in Ren Feifan’s books. He had been on the verge of realizing his dream of ’creating a new life’ with Xu Shihan and this man had ruined it.

"Oh."

Ren Feifan yawned, ready to close his eyes and continue his dream, to see if it could continue.

Seeing that the security guard in front of him was about to doze off again, Pan Dashan almost collapsed in disbelief. His face quickly turned crimson as he fiercely pointed at Ren Feifan and stuttered, "You...you....do you believe I can get you fired? Open the gate immediately, you’re not something a lowly security guard like you can handle!"

"The complaint office is at 503 on the 5th floor, and the security department is at 117 on the 1st floor. Not seeing you off!" a feeble voice suddenly sounded.