Urban Medical Immortal Dad
Chapter 296: Lick Once, 500 Yuan_1

Chapter 296: Chapter 296: Lick Once, 500 Yuan_1

The car was quiet as a graveyard at this point, with everyone’s gaze, man or woman, young or old, fixated on Mo Han and Luo Ning.

The men, in particular, had varied expressions.

Some were disdainful, some found it amusing, and some were itching to try their luck.

In their eyes, Mo Han, decked out in street stall goods, was nothing but a poor loser.

If someone like him could score a date with a goddess as beautiful as Luo Ning, they’d rather hit themselves with a block of tofu and die.

Wang Yang’s face changed too; he was annoyed that Mo Han had pushed him aside and even more annoyed that the guy was flirting with his fairy-like sister right in front of him.

His voice sank with anger, "Who the hell said we’re friends!"

"Is this beauty someone your poor loser self can defile? Scram now!"

Encouraged by Wang Yang taking the lead, a few young guys whistled and egged him on:

"Exactly, with your poverty-stricken self trying to act like a rich and handsome guy flirting with girls?"

"With a beauty like her, would she even give you the time of day? Buzz off!"

"Can’t you take a good look at yourself in the mirror? What makes you think you’re worthy of hitting on someone’s sister, and even if she did entertain you, could you afford to take care of her?"

If it were any ordinary person receiving such a tongue-lashing, they’d probably be so mortified they’d leave the bus on the spot.

But Mo Han was no ordinary person, and besides, he wasn’t flirting with just anyone; he was flirting with his wife, so he felt absolutely no pressure inside.

He chuckled, "Why does it have to be me supporting her, why can’t this beauty support me instead?"

"I’m so handsome and in good shape; it would definitely be a profitable deal for this beauty to support me, right, gorgeous?"

"Shameless! Absolutely shameless!"

The men watching the excitement were furious, having seen thick-faced individuals before but never anyone like Mo Han.

Having been rejected by Luo Ning earlier, Wang Yang had been stewing with indignation, unable to vent it on Luo Ning, but now he finally found a target.

He sidestepped closer, coldly addressing Mo Han, "What are you, expecting this beauty to support you?"

"You’re just after money, right? Fine!"

He pointed his toe to showcase his Gucci loafers that cost him over ten thousand, "If you lick these ten-thousand-plus shoes of mine, I’ll give you five hundred immediately!"

Five hundred just to lick shoes, although it’s degrading for a man, it’s definitely a good deal.

Several eager beavers were already tempted; it’s just licking shoes, after all, and given enough time, they swore they could lick him into bankruptcy.

Seeing Wang Yang insult her husband, Luo Ning’s expression darkened instantly.

She half-turned, pulled Mo Han toward her in front of everyone on the bus, and said softly, "Handsome, weren’t you going to invite me to a movie? Let’s go!"

What!!!

The bus erupted into chaos.

This beauty was actually taking the initiative to hold the loser’s hand and even go to see a movie together?

Wang Yang’s face turned even more puffed up like an angry pufferfish.

Just now, Luo Ning had rejected him in front of everyone, but now she was actively inviting this loser in his place.

Wasn’t this a public slap in my face?

And it wasn’t over yet; Mo Han was still provokingly coy, "Gorgeous, I’m up for the movies, but I’m broke, you know?"

Luo Ning felt a streak of frustration, "I’ll pay for the tickets!"

"What about the drinks?"

"I’ll pay!"

"And the popcorn?"

"I’ll pay!"

At this point, everyone was stupefied. My God, how brazen can this loser get?

He didn’t just refuse to pay for movie tickets while asking a beauty out, he wasn’t even willing to shell out for drinks or popcorn.

Wang Yang was on the verge of exploding.

Luo Ning’s complexion wasn’t any better as she stealthily pinched Mo Han’s arm, "Hey, don’t you go too far..."

"Ouch..."

Mo Han winced from the pinch, yet he pretended as if nothing had happened and grinned cheekily, "So, gorgeous, how about a kiss before we get off the bus?"

Boom!

Wang Yang finally lost it, jumping up and pointing at Mo Han’s forehead while cursing, "Damn it! You poor scum! What gives you the right to ask this angel to kiss you!"

"Where do you think you’re good looking? Or is your family rich?"

"Damn it! I’ve had it with you!"

"Excuse me, beautiful, just step aside, I am about to kick this shameless bastard off the bus right now!"

The others chimed in, "Right! This guy is too shameless! We can’t take it any longer!"

"Let’s all do it together!"

Just as Mo Han was about to incite a riot, he remained calm as if nothing was amiss, and Luo Ning let out a resigned sigh.

Then, she turned around and, in front of everyone, pressed her fiery lips onto Mo Han’s.

Clang!

The hearts of the men in the bus shattered.

They could never have imagined that this divinely beautiful woman, as if bewitched, would actually kiss the loser she faced.

"Ah! Ah! Ah!"

Wang Yang broke down, his worldview completely in shambles.

He had thought that meeting this fairy-like sister today was a stroke of divine luck, but it had turned into a nightmare in just a few minutes.

The kiss ended, and their lips parted.

Luo Ning’s cheeks grew rosier as she whispered, "Okay, husband, let’s hurry and get off the bus, shall we?"

Husband?

She even called him husband?

That was the last straw for Wang Yang, who could no longer hold back. He started yelling furiously at the bus driver, "Stop the bus! Stop the bus!"

The bus driver, who had witnessed everything through the rearview mirror, sighed and shook his head, then he opened the back door of the bus.

In fact, from the moment Luo Ning and Mo Han boarded the bus, he knew they were a couple and obviously they’d had a fight and were now making up.

But there was Wang Yang, that idiot, charging forward to hit on Luo Ning. Wasn’t he just asking for trouble?

Wang Yang stormed off the bus, his despair imaginable.

Just then, two sleazy-looking men also got off the bus following him. Without asking, they lay down at Wang Yang’s feet and started licking his Gucci loafers.

"Boss, as we agreed, five hundred for a lick..."

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