Urban All-Round Master
Chapter 107: Fart if You Must, Otherwise Scram

Chapter 107: Chapter 107: Fart if You Must, Otherwise Scram

Chapter 107 Spit It Out or Get Lost

Half an hour later...

Looking at the Sea Sky Entertainment Club, aglow with neon lights, Lin Zifeng couldn’t help but let a sly, wicked smile play on his lips.

He remembered distinctly the last time he came here for a drink and was flirted with by a beautiful bartender, but nothing came of it in the end.

In the middle of the night, he found himself winding up here without really knowing how.

Since he was here already, he might as well go in for a drink.

Walking with an easy stride, Lin Zifeng entered the club with his shoulders lifted in rhythm with the thunderous music that incited a frenzy of human desire.

As soon as he entered, the place was bustling. Hundreds of people were moving in unison, their bodies twisting to the explosive music like a flame igniting the last vestiges of passion, men and women alike dancing wildly.

With three sexy and explosive female dancers performing an exposed pole dance in the mix, and the intermittent flashing of multicolored neon lights, the lively atmosphere was comparable to a crazy, whirlwind feast!

Women screamed, men got hyped, and anyone walking in would feel their blood start to boil.

Lin Zifeng, as usual, went straight to the bar, "A whiskey, please."

The bartender, still the same girl as last time, couldn’t quite make out Lin Zifeng in the dim, shifting light. When she heard Lin Zifeng’s magnetic voice, Zhang Yuxuan was momentarily startled!

That voice sounded so familiar. Where had she heard it before? Why did it remind her of someone?

She recalled a man who had entered the bar, appearing ordinary but with a mysterious, dejected air about him. She had asked him to buy her a drink but was rejected,

Later, in the restroom, her strong desire unknown to |xx|, she wanted to see if this man was truly the kind not swayed by temptation.

But under her seductive teasing, it turned out that no man was good at heart, and all of them thought with what lay below. They were all the same.

She lost even the last bit of her curiosity.

However, when she glanced over, she realized this guy was indeed the same one who had feigned depth before!

Still pretending to be so deep, still acting dejected.

You deceitful pervert! Coming to a nightclub to act somber? Play the brooding type? Last time, I almost fell for your act, and now you want to deceive those unsuspecting girls?

After Zhang Yuxuan got a clear look at Lin Zifeng’s face, she was at first surprised, then felt a little angry.

In places like nightclubs and bars, she was all too familiar with men who came hunting for romance, each employing different methods. However, it was undoubtedly those who played the brooding and somber type that most captivated the women’s hearts.

Because every woman has a sense of curiosity, and they are particularly fond of men with a story. The more somber the exterior, the more they feel sympathy, since society is so full of melancholy,

Everyone lives a life that is less than perfect, and going to a nightclub is just about having fun and finding some excitement. Meeting a man with a brooding gaze and a dejected exterior, they might feel as if they’ve found a kindred spirit,

So he couldn’t help but step forward, full of curiosity to find out everything about this man.

Therefore, Zhang Yuxuan inwardly despised Lin Zifeng’s pointless behavior.

"Sorry, there’s no more whiskey!"

Zhang Yuxuan’s cold and stunningly indifferent face answered without any expression. Today she was dressed quite conservatively, her upper body adorned with flashy, odd decorations, wearing a fitted waist-length blazer,

ordinary sexy jeans below, with her long, jade-like legs stepping in nearly ten-centimeter light beige high heels, her hair dyed an odd color and covered with a hat,

and wearing silver earrings almost the size of a child’s palm. With her powdered face and red lips, she was as sexy as one could be, only the girl before her seemed somewhat immature, looking to be at most nineteen years old.

"Gone? Then give me a glass of Hennessy."

He had planned to try something different today, but upon hearing there was no whiskey, he casually asked for a glass of his usual favorite. He wasn’t in the best mood today, feeling amused yet annoyed by how his former classmates still acted so arrogantly during their gathering.

"Sorry, but Hennessy is also out."

Zhang Yuxuan was intentionally messing with Lin Zifeng, looking at his icy and falsely deep expression which irritated her. She had once thought he was truly a man with a story and mystery; but upon one enticement, it turned out he was just another guy playing coy.

Luckily, she had put on the brakes in the nick of time or she would have really been fooled by him. It looked to her like he was here to play it cool and hit on girls again today.

Is this girl playing with me on purpose? Is she still pissed about that last incident? Impossible! We’ve always kept to ourselves, never had half a penny’s worth of interaction before, so why is she latching onto me like this? As for a nightclub that’s in business, she couldn’t possibly be refusing customers like this, could she?

Lin Zifeng took a drag of his cigarette, leisurely blowing out the smoke as he said, "Just bring whatever you have." Lin Zifeng was at a loss for words too, watching her display a resentful attitude, he found the situation laughable for this outwardly flashy but inwardly naive girl.

"Sorry, we only sell alcoholic beverages here, not just anything. If you think our bar is not to your liking, feel free to turn around and walk out. Take a left, then a right, and kindly close the door behind you. Thank you."

Ha! This girl is quite interesting! I just came for a drink, so why is she acting like she’s met her archenemy? Did I do something wrong? Or did I offend her in some way?

Lin Zifeng didn’t want to argue: "There must be some water, at least?"

"Sorry, we don’t sell water here, and we certainly don’t offer that service."

Seeing Lin Zifeng’s bitter face, Zhang Yuxuan couldn’t help feeling secretly delighted, especially seeing him looking as pitiful as a creature tormented by a horde of nagging mothers.

Even a clay figure would have a flash of anger by now; Lin Zifeng was already not in a great mood today, and now he had bumped into someone who seemed unafraid of death, suddenly feeling a bit irritated, but his words still remained relatively calm,

He chuckled, "Alright! Since your shop has nothing, then I won’t drink. I might as well save a bit of money and go pay for some company tonight. But I have a question for you—if you can answer it."

Pay for company? How can this guy be so gross and vulgar? He just posed as profound, and now that I’ve torn through his act, he shows his true colors. It’s disgusting.

But since he’s asking me a question, I might as well answer it. What kind of trick can you play now? Today, I, Zhang Yuxuan, won’t sell you any drink. I’ll wait and see what you can do about it.

"What’s the question? If you have a fart, let it out; if not, get lost!" Zhang Yuxuan, having lived in the bar scene for years, had grown tired of those who came hunting at the bar and couldn’t be bothered to be polite to him anymore.

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