Transmigration: The Cannon Fodder Suddenly Made a Comeback!
Chapter 584: The Wealthy Young Master Renounces Worldly Life for Love

Chapter 584: Chapter 584: The Wealthy Young Master Renounces Worldly Life for Love

There wasn’t a mirror on the small boat.

As a result of Jiang Yan solving the issue himself, his entire head ended up covered with stinky bird droppings after a chaotic rub.

Yu Li had already retreated to the stern, contemplating whether to jump into the lake.

But there were lots of bacteria in the lake, possibly dirtier than Jiang Yan’s hair.

[Help! The imagery is too strong, I can’t look anymore.]

[....Saying that my main guy is Jiang Yan would probably make me the laughing stock in this circle.]

[Well, the guy has crafted yet another scandal for himself.]

In the end, Jiang Yan himself broke down.

"I can’t take it anymore, I need to wash my hair!!!" he bellowed.

Jiang Li said indifferently, "Resources were already limited on the island, and it’s even worse here on the lake. It’s a problem just to fill our bellies, let alone find shampoo. Unless you dip your head into the lake, but without shampoo, your scalp will probably smell just as bad."

Jiang Yan: "....."

Ruined, all ruined.

His lifelong reputation was destroyed.

He knew he shouldn’t have gone on TV!

Seeing Jiang Yan looking like he’d rather be dead, sprawled on the raft, Shang Shuyue finally couldn’t hold back and said, "Actually, I have a solution—"

"What solution?" Jiang Yan asked, his eyes lifeless.

Shang Shuyue turned around, fetching scissors from the boat house, "Just trim the ends of your hair. Your hair is quite long anyway."

Jiang Yan bolted upright, fully revived.

"Shu Yue, you’re the smart one! Quick, cut it."

Shang Shuyue pursed her lips, hesitating, "But I’ve never cut anyone’s hair before."

Jiang Yan pushed his head forward, "It’s fine, just cut it randomly. I can’t stand this smell anymore!"

Shang Shuyue pondered for a moment, then moved behind Jiang Yan and bent down.

"Then I’m cutting, don’t move."

"Okay."

Bai Lu hugged Jiang Li, turning her eyes away with disdain.

"It seems only Sister Yue is not disgusted by your brother here."

Jiang Li smiled, nodded, then cast a meaningful glance toward Shang Shuyue.

The cutting initially went smoothly, but during the final step, the raft shook violently, causing Shang Shuyue to fall forward.

Jiang Yan quickly caught her, but due to their unstable center of gravity, both tumbled to the side of the boat.

Luckily, Jiang Li immediately steadied the paddle.

"Was that a rapid just now? Are you all okay?"

Both Bai Lu and Yu Li said in unison, "We’re fine."

However, the two fallen on the boat looked at each other, embarrassment crossing their faces.

Jiang Yan quickly pushed her away and stood up, "Are you okay?"

Shang Shuyue shook her head, but froze when her gaze fixed on the top of Jiang Yan’s head.

"You—"

Seeing her strange look, Jiang Yan coughed, "Don’t be ridiculous. I was just kindly helping you, not trying to take advantage of you. Why the face?"

"You—" Shang Shuyue grew more embarrassed, "Your hair.... I’m sorry!"

"Pfft." Bai Lu on the other side covered her mouth and giggled.

Jiang Yan sensed something was wrong, quickly scrambled to the edge of the boat, and, using the lake’s reflection, examined his hair.

His originally lush, beautiful hair was now horrendously sheared on one side, as if a sudden crevasse had appeared in a vast prairie, a startling sight.

"Ah!!!!!!"

[Hahahahaha, I’m dying of laughter, hahahaha.]

[Well, there goes another scandal.]

Jiang Yan collapsed, "What am I supposed to do now? My wise image!!!"

Shang Shuyue felt a bit guilty, "I didn’t mean to—"

But Jiang Li pulled her over, "Don’t apologize to him, it’s not your fault. Since only one side is ruined, we might as well just cut all the hair short."

Jiang Yan: "!!!"

Shang Shuyue clapped her hands, "Right, that’s clever."

Then she smiled at Jiang Yan, "Let me make it up to you."

Jiang Yan, terrified, "No, no, don’t come any closer!"

Jiang Li signaled Yu Li with his eyes, and the two of them stepped forward to pin him down.

Shang Shuyue worked quickly and in no time had snipped off all of Jiang Yan’s lush hair.

Of course, there were personal motives involved.

After all, Jiang Yan had once charmed countless naive girls with that hair.

She had to vent somehow.

"Um..." After the cutting, Shang Shuyue looked at the uneven buzz cut and fell silent, "My skills are really not up to par."

Jiang Yan was almost hoarse from shouting, looking at all the cut hair around, he finally couldn’t help but shed a tear.

"My hair... Jiang Li, I hate you."

Yet, Jiang Li serenely pulled out a knife.

"Let’s just shave it all then."

Jiang Yan: ?

Ten minutes later, a shiny bald head appeared on the raft.

Beneath the bald head, Jiang Yan, who tried to resist, ended up being floored by Jiang Li’s arms.

Watching this miserable spectacle, Jiang Cheng closed his eyes.

Amitabha, I better stick to reading books.

It’s better than becoming a monk.

[Hahahahahahaha.]

[I can’t anymore hahaha laughing so hard, family.]

[I’ve been convulsing for half an hour hahaha.]

[? Wait, I haven’t watched for half an hour, how did the young master get ordained?]

[You know, Jiang Yan’s head shape is so perfect, even bald he’s handsome.]

Suddenly, the scene of several people forcibly shaving Jiang Yan hit the top trending spot.

The prankster blogger even titled it—[From a wealthy young master to becoming a monk for love? What really lies behind this, love or hatred... Ah, it’s bird poop.]

Having dealt with the annoyance, Jiang Li clapped her hands and resumed fishing at the front of the ship.

The entire world seemed to quiet down.

She closed her eyes and began sensing the Feng Shui Spiritual Energy nearby.

It was indeed abundant; even as the boat reached the deepest waters, she didn’t feel a hint of chill.

Bai Lu came over with some freshly washed wild fruits.

"Lili, will we really be safe hiding out here?"

"Of course we’ll be safe, at least for a day or two they won’t be able to find us."

Hearing that, Bai Lu pursed her lips, "It’s all because of Team J, those wretches. It’s enough they knew our location, but they had to lead so many people here."

Jiang Li mysteriously smiled, "How do you know this isn’t them drawing fire onto themselves?"

Bai Lu looked at her in surprise.

Jiang Li turned her head, "Those people, unable to find us, will definitely take their frustration out on them."

Sure enough, just seconds after she finished speaking, her watch notified her of Team J’s elimination.

Bai Lu’s eyes widened, "Damn, Lili, you’re too awesome! How could you guess that?!"

Jiang Li smiled, "No need to guess, karma in this world always comes full circle."

"So, just do good deeds, and don’t worry about the road ahead."