Transmigration: The Cannon Fodder Suddenly Made a Comeback!
Chapter 545 Kiss Me

Chapter 545: Chapter 545 Kiss Me

"Truth or dare, I still choose dare!"

He just didn’t believe it, Jiang Li couldn’t possibly do anything more absurd than what she had just done!

However, Jiang Li slowly stood up, patted her clothes, walked over to him, then squatted down, a pair of earnest, pitch-black eyes gazing at him.

"Kiss me."

Jiang Cheng: ???????????????

The moment Jiang Li uttered those two words, his brain crashed.

The fans in the live stream went wild.

[Hey, Lili, snap out of it!]

[Ahhh omg, Jiang Li, what are you doing?! That’s your first kiss, your first kiss!]

[Awesome, I say awesome.]

[??? I thought it was a joke, but she’s serious?]

Jiang Li’s expression was too serious, looking just like a teenage girl waiting for her dream prince to bestow his kiss.

Jiang Cheng was utterly dumbfounded.

"Y-y-you... This doesn’t seem right, does it?!"

He was just a kid who had come of age!

But Jiang Li seriously said, "What’s wrong with it? It’s just a game after all, hurry up and kiss me."

After speaking, she closed her eyes.

Not only was Jiang Cheng shocked, but even Shang Shaojing, who was standing to the side, deeply furrowed his brows.

He couldn’t help but recall how Jiang Li used to cling to him, which, although a bit needy, never reached the boldness she displayed now, at most hesitantly holding his hand in public.

So this was how she acted when she truly liked someone?

So, had she been toying with him for two years?

Looking at Jiang Li with her eyes closed, Jiang Cheng retreated in fear.

"No, no, we can’t do this!"

Jiang Li opened her eyes, looking bewilderedly at him, "Do you have a girlfriend?"

"No."

Jiang Li smiled, "Then why not? It’s no loss to you, and you’d complete the game with a kiss from me."

"No, it’s really not okay," Jiang Cheng’s face contorted in discomfort.

Jiang Li kept pushing, even coming right up to his face, "Why not, little brother? Don’t you like me?"

As he stared at the face just inches away, Jiang Cheng’s breath seized up.

But Jiang Li was still moving closer!

Just as the two were about to make contact, Jiang Cheng took a deep breath, pushed her away, and began to unravel.

"I can’t, I can’t, you can’t do this, you can’t like me!"

"Why?"

"Because, because, because..." Jiang Cheng completely lost his composure, tears and snot pouring out, "because I’m your real little brother, I’m Jiang Cheng!"

Then, with everyone bewildered and astonished, he took off his hat and wig, removed his thick coat, and didn’t bother saving the water any longer; he poured it out and started washing his face.

The youthful, beautiful, and handsome "Xu Cheng" little brother returned to everyone’s sight.

[?????????? What’s happening? I don’t understand this plot...]

[Wait, wait, wait, what did he say, he’s Jiang Li’s real little brother?]

[? Is this how people turn down beautiful women nowadays?]

[Ah? So Hei Dan is actually this handsome, no wonder Sister Li likes him.]

Jiang Cheng was still crying his eyes out, but everyone else was too caught up in confusion to react.

It was Jiang Yan who recovered first, his anger flaring up as he stared at Jiang Cheng’s face.

"Fuck, what the hell, Jiang Cheng?!! How the fuck are you here?!"

He took a step forward and grabbed Jiang Cheng by the collar as if he’d had a sudden epiphany, then turned his gaze to the belongings on the ground.

"I was wondering why you were so sheepish around us, I thought you had a spine problem or something, but it turns out you were just guilty! Why aren’t you in school? What the hell are you doing here?!"

Jiang Cheng’s crying became more intense.

More out of fear

—terrified by the pursed lips of Jiang Li.

But now, the bashful confusion that had been on Jiang Li’s face was completely gone, replaced by a look of knowing indifference.

Jiang Cheng stopped crying when he caught that look, confused at first, then suddenly he stepped back.

"You, you did this on purpose?!"

Jiang Li crossed her arms over her chest, her eyes filled with the authority of an older sister, "What else?"

Jiang Cheng was even more devastated, and he pulled at his hair frantically, "So you knew who I was all along? All that just now was on purpose?!"

Jiang Li: "What else?"

As her words fell, everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

So it was all a trap set by Jiang Li, thank goodness.

Bai Lu was a bit stunned, although she had acted in many melodramatic blockbusters, suddenly encountering such a situation in real life left her a bit slow to react.

"What... what’s going on here? Is this person Jiang Li’s brother? Jiang Li has a brother?"

Shang Shuyue was also very bewildered.

Although she had been high school classmates with Jiang Li, she didn’t know much about Jiang Li’s family affairs, let alone that Jiang Li had a younger brother.

And looking at these three... they didn’t look very alike either.

Jiang Cheng was dumbfounded.

"When... when did you find out?"

Jiang Li said indifferently, "From the first day you appeared before me."

Jiang Cheng: !!!!

So all this time, this "female devil" had known who he was, but had kept silent to mock him, even forcing him to admit it in such a perverse way?!

How could there be such a twisted sister in the world?!

Jiang Cheng was even more distressed, pointing at Jiang Li and cursing while crying.

"You’re a female devil, you’re too twisted, how can you treat me like this? I’m your brother! You’re too twisted, I almost... almost..."

The sounds of Jiang Cheng’s heart-wrenching cries transmitted through the screen.

Now, the audience finally had it figured out.

[Damn, so he really is her actual brother.]

[I’m stunned, why would a brother hide his identity to come on a show like this?]

[Probably afraid of being discovered? Didn’t you hear what Jiang Yan just said? He’s still in school, looks like a high school student probably.]

[Help, one second ago I was shipping a couple, the next they’re siblings, I’m crying.]

"A twisted sister?" Jiang Li sneered, stepping forward aggressively, "I’m asking you, shouldn’t you be at school right now? Why are you here? Does your family know you’re on this show? Did grandpa agree? Did mom agree? Did I agree?"

"I..." Jiang Cheng was suddenly at a loss for words.

"Yeah, what about me, did I, your brother, agree?" Jiang Yan stepped forward uncompromisingly as well.

Seeing the situation, Su Yinwan quickly moved to stand in front of Jiang Cheng.

"Jiang Li, you’re being a bit too aggressive, don’t you think? Jiang Cheng is already an adult, he should be able to make his own decisions. By pressing him like this, can you still consider yourself a good sister?"

Seeing someone defending him, Jiang Cheng straightened his back immediately, grabbing Su Yinwan’s hand and saying, "Exactly, I’m an adult now, I can make my own decisions!"