Transmigration: The Cannon Fodder Suddenly Made a Comeback! -
Chapter 533: Sister Li, When Did You Become a Clamp?!
Chapter 533: Chapter 533: Sister Li, When Did You Become a Clamp?!
Jiang Li had gone crazy.
The sycophant had gone crazy too.
She was the only sane person who absolutely couldn’t accept it.
She could eat wild boar, wild rabbit, wild chicken, even field mice, but this python...
Looking at the snake’s gaudily colored skin, Shang Shuyue felt her entire scalp go numb.
"Not Jiang, come on, be fair, you don’t want to eat snake meat too, do you?!"
Yet at that moment, Jiang Yan was still immersed in the shadow of being entangled by the python, his whole body cowering on the ground, pale as paper.
"Snake, there’s a snake; was I bitten by a snake? Jiang Li, quickly call someone, save me..."
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She couldn’t bear to watch anymore and so stepped forward and slapped the person awake.
"The snake was already killed by your sister, and now she wants to eat the snake meat. What do you think we should do?"
Jiang Yan sat bewildered on the ground and took several seconds to come back to his senses.
"What? Eat snake meat?!"
Shang Shuyue revealed a satisfied smile.
At last, someone was on her side!
"Yes, she—"
Before she could finish speaking, Jiang Yan leapt up from the ground like a carp and ran straight to Jiang Li.
"Quick, eat the snake meat, right? Hurry up and clean it, I’m starving to death. I’ve never eaten snake meat in my life, and later I must show off to my brothers!"
Shang Shuyue: ???
[LOL, everyone accepts it except for Sister Yue.]
[Dying of laughter, look at the young lord acting like he’s never seen the world.]
[Mom, they’re really going to eat snake meat; how could anyone stomach that?]
Straight to business since they hadn’t eaten lunch yet, Jiang Li directed Yu Li and Jiang Yan to set up the fire.
Then she took out a small knife, inserted it into the snake at the vital area, slit it all the way through and peeled the skin off both sides, leaving a complete python skin.
"Ugh—"
Inadvertently witnessing the whole process, Shang Shuyue immediately sucked in air and ran aside to vomit.
Seeing Shang Shuyue throw up, Yu Li couldn’t hold back either and ran to the other side to throw up.
As he threw up, he accidentally looked down at his vomit and started retching violently once again.
[? Are these two... pregnant?]
[Help, seeing them puke like that makes me want to vomit too.]
Jiang Li was speechless but still ignored the sounds of vomiting, skewering the giant python on a branch and roasting it over the fire.
Then she picked up her phone.
In the production studio, He Pingzhang was discussing the procedure with his staff, when he was startled by the ringing of the desk phone.
The assistant director quickly explained, "This is a call from a guest."
He glanced at the number and immediately said, "It’s the team leader Jiang Li from Team Q, an old acquaintance."
He Pingzhang let out an "ah" and smiled, "Indeed an old acquaintance?"
As he picked up the phone, he cheerfully said, "Miss Jiang? What’s the matter?"
Jiang Li had thought this voice sounded familiar before, and hearing it now, she was even more certain.
This was the man who had given her the Vajra Relics at the auction, the assistant to the chairman of the Gu Group, He Pingzhang.
She hadn’t expected that he had taken over Zheng Xun’s position.
However, it made sense since both the program and the island belonged to the Gu Family, it was better to have him in charge than someone who knew nothing.
Moreover, He Pingzhang seemed to be a genuinely good person, not only giving her a relics worth a hundred million but even giving her Golden Sand.
Although at the time he said it was a gift from the young master of the Gu Family, she had never interacted with anyone from the Gu Family, let alone this so-called Gu Yu.
It was very likely that He Pingzhang had made up an excuse to cozy up to her.
But by now, her account still had millions in turnover every month, so He Pingzhang could be considered half a god of wealth to her.
Dealing with the god of wealth naturally couldn’t be the same as with others.
Thinking this, Jiang Li showed her most sincere smile to date:
"Director He, hello."
[?]
[Did I just hear that wrong? Was that Sister Li’s voice?]
[Ahh Sister Li, when did you turn into a clamp?!]
[? Jiang Li, you weren’t this way when you talked to Zheng Xun before, you’ve changed.]
"Hello Miss Jiang, may I ask if there’s anything you need?"
"That’s right." Jiang Li weighed the item in her hand, "I have a whole piece of Python Skin here, does the crew need it?"
He Pingzhang: ?
He instinctively looked towards the screen.
On the largest of the screens, a girl stood in the jungle, one hand weighing a colorful piece of Python Skin, larger even than herself, and the other hand rotating a rack studded with snake meat.
The shock was so intense that it made the usually composed He Pingzhang cringe hard.
Don’t tell him this girl just killed a Python with her bare hands and then skinned it?
"Of course." Interest flared in He Pingzhang’s eyes, "What price does Miss Jiang expect?"
Jiang Li seriously pondered for a moment.
Before, her dealings with Zheng Xun were purely because she found him displeasing, plus his looks weren’t appealing.
But He Pingzhang was different.
At first glance, he had the face of a wealthy and capable man, and he was so generous toward her, she couldn’t afford to trip up her own god of wealth.
"100 points will do."
Audience: ?
No, wait, when did the female Yama become so kind?
He Pingzhang paused, then spoke with a smile, "Alright, I got it, 1000 points it is, I’ll have them sent to your account right now."
Audience: ?
Wait, Director He, weren’t you just giving the S team 150 points for a pair of rhinoceros horns?!
Jiang Li: !!!
He Pingzhang was indeed her god of wealth!
Jiang Li cheerfully hung up the phone, and He Pingzhang did so too, equally cheerful.
The longer he knew this Miss Jiang, the more he liked this girl.
No wonder the master he consulted said she had good fortune and an even stronger Spiritual Field, able to affect those around her.
Just talking to her made him feel refreshed.
It seems like that boy Gu Yu wasn’t really a match for him after all.
At that moment, having just knocked out three men in a cave, Gu Yu sneezed fiercely.
Pei Ye immediately approached.
"What’s wrong, young master? Are you hurt?"
Zhao Lang looked at him speak the concerned words with a deadpan expression and felt a chill.
"It’s nothing, just got a tickle in my nose."
Saying so, he looked towards the groaning men on the ground, "I’ve already dismantled their watches. Throw them away later, the farther the better."
He didn’t want these men to defile the place where Jiang Li had stayed.
"Right away, young master, I’ll throw them."
[Mom, is the Gu Family Crown Prince that amazing? One against four!]
[Sorry Crown Prince, I shouldn’t have said you were no good when you appeared, you’re too good.]
[Ah, he looks so cold and sickly sweet, but actually has explosive strength, who can understand this kind of contrast!]
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