Transmigrated as My Aunt in the 70s
Chapter 121 - 115 is drunk

Chapter 121: 115 is drunk

The game continued, and the atmosphere in the living room was very lively. This time, it was Tian Qinghua who started with "A single step to heaven".

"Forever and always"

"Experienced and knowledgeable"

"Revisiting old places"

"Traveling and enjoying nature"

"Truth emerges from the stones as the water recedes"

"From birth to death"

"From dying to coming to life"

"Accept all comers"

"Turn away at the door"

"Soft on the outside but tough on the inside"

"Hard and soft complement each other"

"A full and bustling gathering"

"Majestically and openly"

"By....by...that’s why", Tian Sisi sought help from Jianguo and Donghua, but these two were even worse off than her, they hadn’t even recognized all the characters yet, so a helpless Tian Sisi could only squeeze out these four characters.

"That doesn’t count, those four words are not an idiom." Tian Shouhua was very strict, as soon as Qinghua and Weiguo heard Tian Shouhua say it didn’t count, they picked up their chopsticks and started banging.

"Performance time, performance time." Everyone jeered and even banged on the table.

Tian Sisi looked at Jianguo and Donghua, who were shrinking their heads trying their best to lower their presence, and slapped them twice in annoyance, "No loyalty!"

"Then I’ll tell a joke." The pop songs of the time were unknown to Tian Sisi, she only knew songs from the future, so she boldly stood up, drank a glass of wine, and made Jianguo and Donghua each drink one too, huh, for being disloyal.

"Once there was a Chinese, an American, and a little Japanese ghost." Just as Tian Sisi said this, Tian Xinhua quickly ran to the door to check, seeing that Da Huang was diligently lying in the yard chewing on a bone, he then relaxed and came back, signaling Tian Sisi to continue.

Tian Sisi rolled her eyes at him, making a big fuss over nothing, "The three of them boasted about their country’s liquor being the most potent, and after a long dispute, they couldn’t decide who was superior. So, they took out the best liquor from their countries and gave it to a mouse to drink."

"The little Japanese first gave the mouse some Japanese sake, and after drinking, the mouse staggered ten steps and then fell, the Japanese felt quite proud. The American then gave the mouse some American whiskey, after drinking, the mouse barely made it five steps before falling, the American also felt quite proud. Finally, the Chinese got the mouse to drink our Chinese baijiu, and after drinking, the mouse casually went back to its hole, nothing happened at all."

"How is that possible? Our Chinese liquor is definitely the strongest; how could it be weaker than the Japanese and American?" The listeners were dissatisfied and protested.

Tian Sisi signaled everyone to calm down, then continued: "The American and the Japanese were quite proud, thinking Chinese liquor was inferior. But then, the mouse that had gone back to its hole came running out with a brick in its hands and bloodshot eyes, yelling loudly, ’Where’s the cat? Where did it go? I’m going to flatten it!’"

Tian Sisi finished speaking and sat down, taking a sip of wine, saying how thirsty she was after all that talk. Everyone else was silent at first, then burst into roaring laughter, louder than before. Zhong Ankang kept slapping the table, his laughter the loudest, while Qinghua and Weiguo, although they didn’t understand the joke, giggled along with their siblings.

Only Tian Sisi was very calm; this joke was one of the most common in the future, but a pity many jokes from the future weren’t suitable for the present time, or else she could have made everyone laugh their guts out.

In the courtyard, the big yellow dog perked up its ears, recognizing the familiar Old Man and Hetian Man Yin, along with two unfamiliar people who threw it a bone, so without even catching its breath, it continued gnawing at the bone (it is really shameless).

The two unfamiliar men were Tang Tieshan and He Xuewen. After drinking, they came over to see what was going on here, just in time to hear Tian Sisi telling jokes, almost making them laugh out loud too.

Seeing the children inside playing excitedly, the Old Man, holding back his laughter, signaled to go back. The four of them quietly walked out of the courtyard, and the big yellow dog didn’t even lift an eyelid. Once they exited the courtyard, they all burst out laughing loudly, Hetian Man Yin laughing so hard he cried.

"Wow, where did Ah Nan hear that joke from? Almost laughed my guts out there. Next time, we have to get Ah Nan to tell a few more."

"Let’s go, we’ll go back and play chess. It looks like it’ll be a while here."

The Old Man also laughed so hard he teared up, his frustration dissipated all at once. He had been inquiring around about Old Zhang’s whereabouts recently, to no avail, which had made him quite uncomfortable. Now, he felt much better.

The four men slowly walked back under the moonlight, casting four long shadows.

Meanwhile, the idiom chain game continued on this side, with nearly everyone getting stuck at some point; most chose to tell jokes, only Zhong Anmei opted to sing, her choice being the currently popular "Let’s Row the Oars."

Zhong Anmei had a beautiful voice, and though it was an old song heard many times, her rendition was still charming, captivating everyone.

Unnoticed, they had finished all the dishes on the table, and the pot of wine was also empty. Tian Sisi had brought out a ten-pound pot of rice wine, which means they had drunk ten pounds of rice wine. Those who had drunk rice wine knew that though delicious, it had a strong kick later on.

Everyone at the table was a bit tipsy, but most were still fairly clear-headed, feeling only a bit dizzy, except for Tian Sisi who couldn’t handle it anymore because she drank the most.

Others had a small drink as a penalty, but she drank continuously like a beverage. However, she forgot that her current body was just a ten-year-old girl, not the heroic drinker of her past life. Therefore, Tian Sisi, as the honor goes, got gloriously drunk, her cheeks flushed and her eyes dazed.

"Sisi, what is this?"

Zhong Anmei teased her by waving a hand in front of Tian Sisi.

"Chicken claws."

Drunk people know that either you pass out, but if you don’t pass out, your mind is relatively clear, it’s just that your brain can no longer control your actions.

That’s exactly Tian Sisi’s state right now, she immediately bit Zhong Anmei’s hand quite fiercely and muttered:

"I just remembered what dish I forgot to make, it was the braised chicken claws. Who made these chicken claws?"

Zhong Anmei, in pain, quickly pulled her hand away, leaving two deep teeth marks. Zhong Ankang by the side laughed and said, "serves you right", while Tian Sisi kept mumbling, "where did the chicken claws go?"

The little girl’s behavior was especially adorable, using the modern term – very cute. Everyone began laughing, even Zhong Anmei couldn’t help but laugh out loud. Tian Xinhua, holding back laughter, took out his camera, turned on the flash, and captured Tian Sisi’s bewildered expression.

He Xuewen and Tang Tieshan returned, followed by Hetian Man Yin. Seeing that the bunch of little ones were all tipsy, they decided to see them home, but Anping politely declined, saying they were fine.

However, He Xuewen was still worried and quietly followed them to make sure they got home safe. Tian Xinhua, Tian Shouhua, and Tian Qinghua, the three brothers, had already cleaned up the bowls on the table and even washed them, showing they all inherited the Tian family men’s good drinking capacity!

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