Throne of the Ghost Emperor (Danny Phantom X Naruto)
Chapter 65 - 13

Chapter 65 - 13

Chapter 13: "Crushes, Chaos, and Questionable Life Coaches"

From the very confused brain of Danny Fenton

Walking to school with Sam should've been chill. I mean, we were holding hands, the weather was perfect, and no ghosts had popped up trying to turn us into experimental smoothies yet.

But then Sam dropped the bomb.

"I upped my workout routine," she said casually, like she was talking about trying oat milk instead of revealing her secret identity as an Amazonian warrior princess.

I blinked. "Wait... what?"

She smirked, a little too pleased with herself. "You know I've always trained a bit at home, right? Villa gym, light cardio, yoga. That kind of thing. But now I'm on the full plan. The one you showed me. Push-ups, pull-ups, strength training. Everything."

I stared at her, trying not to picture her effortlessly bench pressing a full-grown moose.

"How much is 'everything' exactly?" I asked, already fearing the answer.

She held up her fingers like she was counting off her grocery list. "Twenty push-ups. Ten pull-ups. Clean roundhouse kicks. Full splits. I can out-squat Tucker and lift more than you."

...

I tripped.

Not metaphorically. I actually stumbled a step, because my legs forgot how to exist.

"Wait—more than me?" I squeaked.

She looked way too proud. "Yup. I maxed out at thirty-five pounds on the curl bar yesterday. No big deal."

Thirty-five? That was more than I lifted before Naruto rebooted my body like it was an old gaming console!

Danny son of the Ghost Hunters that could bench press cars used to get out-benched by his goth girlfriend.

And honestly? That tracked.

I suddenly remembered all the times in middle school when Sam was the one who stood up to bullies while Tucker and I hid behind our lunch trays. She'd been the man of the group long before either of us figured out how to talk without our voices cracking.

"Thank you, Naruto," I whispered to the heavens. "For saving me from a life of shame and weak noodle arms."

"What was that?" Sam asked.

"Nothing," I said quickly, flashing what I hoped was a mysterious grin.

She narrowed her eyes at me. "You've changed lately, you know. Gotten stronger. Confident. You've been hiding this from me, haven't you?"

"Who, me?" I said, placing a hand on my chest like an innocent anime protagonist.

She stepped in front of me and jabbed a finger into my chest. "Don't 'who me' me. You've been holding back. Playing the 'I'm just a nerdy boy' card, all while secretly building a six-pack in your basement."

Okay, I didn't exactly have a six-pack. More like a... polite four-pack. But hey, we were getting there.

She squinted at me. "Trying to act all mysterious now, huh? You're lucky it's working."

I grinned. "Wanna see something cool?"

Before she could answer, I scooped her up into a bridal carry—arms beneath her knees and back like we were in some sappy romance anime finale. And she gasped.

I mean, really gasped.

"Danny!"

"See?" I said, giving her a wink as I casually strolled forward with her in my arms. "Told you I've been working out too."

Her face was caught between shocked, impressed, and "I swear if you drop me I will kick you into next week." But she didn't protest. In fact, she settled into the hold, arms curling around my neck with a slow, smug smile.

"Well," she said coyly, "guess you have gotten stronger."

"Just strong enough to carry the weight of this relationship," I said, like an idiot. Naruto cackled in the back of my brain.

Sam rolled her eyes. "That line would've made me puke last month."

"And now?"

She leaned closer, her nose nearly brushing mine. "Now it's working. But if you ever call yourself my prince charming, I will suplex you into a bush."

Noted.

We walked like that for a bit, Sam in my arms like a goth queen surveying her kingdom, and me just trying not to trip over any uneven pavement and ruin the moment.

For the first time in a long time, I didn't feel like the weak link in our trio. I felt like her partner.

And maybe—just maybe—I was finally starting to become the kind of guy who could keep up with her.

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You ever walk into a room and immediately know people are talking about you?

Now multiply that feeling by a hundred. Add a hallway full of teenagers, sprinkle in yesterday's chaos, and toss in a girlfriend who's basically a gothic supermodel, and you've got my Monday morning.

Whispers rippled through the crowd like waves crashing against a cliff.

"Is that Sam... with Danny?"

"Didn't he punch Dash?"

"No way. Pauline looked like she wanted to die."

"Fenton's finally snapped."

"Or got possessed again."

Y'know, normal teenage commentary.

Sam, of course, looked completely unbothered. She strolled beside me like she was modeling for Vogue: Ghost Hunter Edition. Hair down, outfit sharp, and eyes daring anyone to say something out loud. Honestly? She might've been the scariest thing at school today—and that's counting the literal ghost dog we fought last week.

Me? I was trying not to sweat through my shirt.

They weren't gawking because I was awesome. No, they were waiting for a show. The same way you'd stare at a sheep who'd wandered into a lion exhibit.

And unfortunately, I was the sheep. And Dash was the lion with biceps the size of watermelons and the IQ of said fruit.

They want a beatdown, I realized grimly. They're hoping I get wrecked in front of Sam so they can post it online before second period.

I clenched my jaw, forcing myself to breathe.

That's when I heard Naruto's voice echo faintly in the back of my mind, all smooth and smug like a shonen protagonist who knew he was about to pull a fast one.

"Pick a fight. Get creative."

Oh sure, easy for him to say. The last time I tried to get creative in gym class, I faceplanted into a volleyball net and ended up tangled like a human pretzel.

I turned to Sam, my north star in this teenage minefield.

"If I... hypothetically beat one of those walking protein shakes today," I muttered, "how do I make sure it sticks? Like, how do I keep them from turning it into 'Danny cheated' or 'I slipped on a banana peel'?"

Sam's eyes lit up, and for a second, I saw the mastermind she really was.

"You want leverage," she said. "Humiliate them smart. Win, and record it. Post it, even if just as a rumor. Let the school know that you—Danny Fenton—made them eat dirt. The more people who believe it, the harder it is for them to lie about it later."

I blinked. "That's... actually brilliant. Cold. But brilliant."

She smirked. "Cruelty is a tool. Just use it against people who deserve it."

Honestly? That moment right there? Sam was ten times scarier than Dash.

"Thanks," I said, heart thumping from the adrenaline... or maybe the fact that her fingers were still laced with mine like we were starring in a slow-burn romance anime.

Her eyes sparkled with something unspoken, and I realized she was waiting for more.

Oh.

Right.

I leaned in and kissed her forehead—a simple thing, really, but it felt like planting a flag. She leaned into it like she'd been waiting all morning, her arms wrapping around me in a warm squeeze.

"I love you so much," she whispered.

And let me tell you, no ghost fight, no high-speed chase, not even Naruto whispering cool one-liners in my brain could prepare me for that.

All the tension I'd been carrying? Gone. Melted like ice cream under the summer sun. I could've floated to class and not even realized I'd passed through the roof.

Which was when fate, that cruel little gremlin, decided to kick me in the emotional kneecaps.

BAM.

A shoulder slammed into me—hard—and I stumbled sideways, catching myself before Sam could get knocked off her feet.

Cue: Dash Baxter.

Towering over me, arms crossed, chin high, that trademark sneer like he'd just stepped out of a B-grade high school drama.

"Watch it, fen-turd," he growled, emphasis like it was supposed to hurt. "Or did you forget who owns this school?"

I stared up at him, every instinct screaming run. But this time... something was different.

I didn't feel like the sheep anymore.

Not with Sam by my side.

Not with Naruto in my head.

Not with my limbs feeling solid for the first time in my life.

I clenched my fists, lifting my chin to meet his stare.

Before I could say anything, Sam was already cupping my face. Gentle. Reassuring. Like I was her weapon, and she was sharpening me with kindness.

"It's okay," she whispered. "With time... he'll know his place."

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The hallway tension followed me into class like a storm cloud with commitment issues. It didn't help that I was still buzzing from Dash's not-so-subtle shoulder tackle. The guy hit like a fridge with anger issues. Sam and I parted at the door with a lingering look—hers calm and encouraging, mine resembling a panic-stricken squirrel.

And then I saw her.

Paulina. Sitting in her usual front-row seat, glowing like someone airbrushed her into existence. Her hair was perfect, her makeup flawless, and her outfit said, I woke up like this, peasant. She didn't just look pretty—she looked like she'd been handcrafted by ancient gods who had very high standards.

Also, she looked furious.

Her eyes met mine, and if looks could kill, I'd be halfway to the afterlife. Paulina didn't just glare at me. She glared with the intensity of someone who'd been personally betrayed by a low-budget soap opera plot twist.

And yeah... okay, maybe part of me still melted a little inside.

She's so beautiful, I thought, like a complete moron who had apparently forgotten he was dating someone that could suplex a vending machine.

That's when he spoke.

"Just improve, and she'll be with you. Trust me, I know all kinds of women."

The voice came from deep in my skull—like someone had plugged Naruto into my brain and turned the dial to "Cocky Sensei Mode." He always had this weird mix of honesty, experience, and 'what did you just say to me?'

And somehow, it worked.

"You don't mind me doing that?" I whispered in my head. "Even with Sam here?"

"That's your choice. I don't care about relationships like that. But don't get stupid about it."

Wow. Okay. Thanks, Naruto, spiritual guide and relationship nihilist.

Still, his words echoed in a weirdly tempting way. Paulina, queen of the school, actually used to make my heart skip entire semesters. And now, after everything—after ghost fights, powers I still didn't fully understand, and Sam practically rewriting my definition of "ride or die"—there was still a spark in my chest when Paulina looked at me. Even if that spark currently wanted to incinerate me.

I slumped into my seat, my emotional stability resembling a dropped Jenga tower.

How was I supposed to handle this?

Sam was... amazing. Like, emotionally complex, dark-humored, secretly soft, and occasionally terrifying. She challenged me, believed in me, held my hand when I was scared and—oh yeah—could literally kick my butt at push-ups now.

But Paulina? Paulina was the dream I'd carried since middle school. The girl who could've smiled once and sent me floating into orbit. The idea of being noticed by her? Of being wanted?

Yeah. That was a hard daydream to just throw in the trash. Especially now that Naruto, the cosmic mix of therapist and martial artist, had basically said go for it... if you dare.

Spoiler: I did not dare.

Yet.

I glanced at Paulina one last time. Her arms were crossed, her eyes still spitting fire, and her lips pulled into a flawless pout of royal-level disdain.

And just like that, my brain short-circuited.

What am I doing? I have a girlfriend. A really great one. Who supports me anyway, and could probably lift me like a protein bar.

But the old feelings didn't just vanish. They lingered like a pop quiz you forgot about.

And worse—Paulina noticed me now. After all this time, she actually looked at me like I mattered. Like I was something more than the "weird kid who always got hit by flying objects."

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There are few things more soul-crushing than trying really hard and still sucking at it.

That was me during first period.

There I was, sitting at my desk like some kind of discount honor student, furiously scribbling down everything the teacher said, nodding like I actually understood what mitochondria did besides being the PowerPoint meme. My pencil moved fast enough to make my wrist ache, and I had three different highlighter colors out like I was prepping for battle.

And yet... I knew deep down that I wasn't actually learning anything.

I didn't know what half the terms meant, my notes looked like they were written during an earthquake, and at least twice I copied the board so fast I forgot to actually read what I wrote. It was like trying to run a marathon with roller skates on. Motivated? Yes. Capable? Not so much.

This is the worst part of all this, I thought bitterly, tapping the eraser against my temple. I want to stand out, I want to be impressive—but I can't even follow the lesson.

It burned, more than I wanted to admit.

I wasn't dumb. At least, I hoped not. But catching up to the rest of the class when you've spent the last year sneaking off doesn't leave a lot of time for studying. Especially when your GPA looks more like a ghost's heartbeat—flatlined and spooky.

But hey. Baby steps, right?

This was just one part of the plan. Naruto had drilled it into my head over and over again—improvement isn't always flashy. Sometimes it's slow. Sometimes it feels pointless. But you keep going anyway. Even when it sucks.

And oh boy, did it suck.

To make matters worse, every now and then—every few minutes, really—my eyes would drift.

To her.

Paulina.

She was sitting across the room, framed by sunlight like some kind of idol of academic superiority. Her hand moved gracefully across the paper, her posture flawless, her lips pursed in concentration. Every now and then she'd flip her hair or sigh dramatically and I'd—

Focus, Danny. FOCUS.

I snapped my head back to my notebook. Tried to remember what a ribosome did. Or what a cell wall was. Or if I could somehow punch my way into understanding mitosis.

I knew I was being obvious. I felt it.

Because to my left, I could sense the icy chill of observation. I turned slightly, and yep—there was Sam. Sitting beside me, pretending to take notes, but very clearly noticing every one of my not-so-stealthy glances.

She didn't say anything. That was the terrifying part.

No sarcasm. No sharp jab to the ribs. No eyebrow raise. Just... silence.

That meant she was thinking.

And let me tell you, a thinking Sam was ten times more dangerous than a sarcastic one.

Was she jealous? Hurt? Planning to murder me with a binder clip and chalk dust?

I had no idea.

I liked Sam. A lot. But the leftover emotions I had for Paulina were like old ghosts—hard to shake off even when they weren't haunting you anymore.

So yeah. I sat through the rest of class, pretending to learn about cells, all while battling the horrifying triple threat of:

Academic inadequacy.

Confused romantic feelings.

The soul-piercing silence of a goth girlfriend with excellent hearing.

By the time the bell rang, I was sweating more than I did during ghost training.

And I still didn't know what a chloroplast was.

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I was hoping to bolt out of class like a man on fire, but Sam had other plans.

Before I could even think about making a break for it, she caught my arm with that calm, silent intensity that said we're going to talk now and you're not going to like it. You know, the way moms look at you when they already know you broke the vase.

"Danny," she said.

Yup. Full name. No smirk. No nickname. Just Danny—the universal signal for "You're in trouble, buddy."

"Wanna... grab lunch?" I asked, hoping food would distract her.

She didn't budge.

Instead, she took me to a quiet corner just outside the classroom, near the lockers, away from all the gossiping teens and suspicious stares. She folded her arms, black nail polish gleaming, and fixed me with a look that could cut through solid steel.

My stomach immediately began doing gymnastics.

"You were staring at Paulina," she said, voice low and even. Not angry. Not sad. Just... stating a fact. And that somehow made it worse.

I swallowed. "Okay, um... before you say anything else, can I just—can I get a lawyer? Or maybe a life coach?"

Sam raised one eyebrow. "Danny."

Panic mode: activated.

I turned to my imaginary headset and whispered, "Naruto. Buddy. Big bro. Emergency. Help."

There was a brief pause in my head, followed by Naruto's ever-chill voice dropping like a bomb.

"If you can't handle the heat, then you shouldn't be thinking about a harem."

I choked on my breath. "WHAT?!"

Sam blinked. "What?"

"Nothing! I mean—yes! I mean—not you! I was talking to—uh—my inner thoughts. Deep spiritual stuff. Ghost stuff. You know."

Sam squinted. "Danny..."

I sighed. I couldn't lie to her. Not well, anyway. And not when she was staring at me like that—like she already knew but needed me to say it.

So I did.

"Okay. Yeah. I still have a... thing for Paulina. Not a big thing! Just a residual ghost of a crush! She's been my dream girl since middle school. Sometimes I just—my eyes wander. That's it. It doesn't mean I don't care about you or... us."

I rubbed the back of my neck and looked anywhere but at her. "It's just... leftover feelings. That's all."

The silence that followed was awful. Like waiting for a ghost to jump out of a closet and slap you with a math test.

Finally, Sam spoke.

"Okay."

I blinked. "...Wait, what?"

"I said okay," she repeated, a little softer this time. "You were honest. And I get it. Feelings aren't switches. You don't just turn them off because someone new comes along."

I stared at her, stunned. "So you're not mad?"

"Oh, I'm definitely mad," she said, smirking now. "But more at the situation than at you. You're trying. You told me the truth. That means something."

I felt my shoulders sag with relief. "Sam, you're amazing."

"I know," she said, then added, "But if your eyes wander again, I will make sure you trip in front of the entire cafeteria."

Fair enough.

We started walking toward the lunchroom together, her arm looping around mine like nothing had changed. Except, maybe... I had.

Because Naruto's words echoed in my head again—about heat, harems, and not being stupid.

And for once, I actually listened.

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