This Holy Knight is So Despicable! -
Chapter 203 - 194: The Sea Clan is Angry?
Chapter 203: Chapter 194: The Sea Clan is Angry?
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It wasn’t long before the Sea Clan received a message from the Holy City.
But when they saw the content of the message, they were extremely furious.
The Liar Demon is very good at lying, that’s for sure. But provocation mixed with sarcasm is also a basic skill of a demon.
Although the letter was sent by the Holy City, it was basically just a slightly modified version of the draft from the Liar Demon.
Of course, a letter with such a strong tone of provocation would be weighed for its danger by the Holy City.
For the stability of society and the world, they would certainly not forward it on behalf of the Holy City.
But there was no choice, this letter was sent from Lette’s side.
If they didn’t forward it, the next letter’s target of provocation might become the Holy City itself.
Besides, there are quite a few people in the Holy City who are dissatisfied with the Sea Clan.
Moreover, these people make up the majority of the entire Divine Officers team.
After all, humans can now be considered the rulers of the world, and the Holy Light Goddess is the true god of the world.
All other alien races, like elves and dwarfs, have mostly accepted this fact and adjusted their positions.
But this Sea Clan, taking advantage of living in the vast ocean unreachable to humans, still shows a very arrogant attitude.
In their perception, humans live on land while they reside in the ocean.
The ocean is more vast than the land, and the Sea Clan outnumbers humans.
If it weren’t for the Sea God being absent, it’s uncertain who would hold the position of the true god of this world.
Given this, why should I be inferior to you humans?
Although in the presence of the Holy Light Goddess, the Sea Clan can only grudgingly accept, these wretched fish and shrimp have never truly yielded.
Now, they’ve been harshly humiliated by a letter, demanding they receive guests with the highest specifications and the most humble attitudes?
Not a chance!
The Sea Clan almost immediately sent a reply, their attitude was very arrogant, even reaching a state of tension ready to explode.
The Holy City, upon receiving the letter, was overjoyed.
They even held a party to celebrate the arrival of this letter.
The folks in the Holy City even began to doubt if these people didn’t know that the great Holy Sin Lord was near the sea.
And recently, very, very idle.
Since you’re courting death, the Holy City has no reason not to fulfill your wishes!
Then, the Holy City almost immediately forwarded the letter back to the seaside, to Lette’s hands.
When Lette received this letter that had taken a big detour, he immediately burst into laughter.
"Just as I thought."
Lilith, sitting next to him, glanced at the letter and laughed even more happily than Lette.
"These guys, really... How do you say it in your hometown?"
"That would be, ’The path to heaven is open, yet you don’t take it; there’s no gate to hell, yet you barge right in!’"
"No, no, no, not that one. Oh, I remember."
Lilith clapped her hands: "Isn’t it nice to be alive?"
"Let me see, let me see!"
Pinocchio snatched the letter, glanced at it twice, and lost interest.
"It’s average, the writing is fairly smooth, but the prose is too poor."
Lette glanced at him: "Prose? What’s prose? As long as it’s easy to understand. If you like prose so much, you’re punished to write out the poetry collection a hundred times!"
Lilith shook Lette’s arm playfully: "How do you plan to punish these wretched fish and shrimp?"
"I have a three-tiered strategy!"
"Here we go again?"
Lilith was very curious: "Then tell me about it?"
"The top strategy is to use supreme great magic power to bombard the sea for three to five days, stirring unrest within the sea and making them kneel and beg for mercy.
Henceforth, they would never dare oppose the Holy Light Church again.
This tactic, though effective, is quite energy-consuming."
Lilith shook her head: "It’s good, but there’s no fun in just crushing them with sheer power.
So, what’s the middle strategy?"
Lette smiled faintly: "The middle strategy is more fun; I’m planning to create a giant Holy Light Array and envelop the entire sea within."
"What could that... Ah! You’re planning to use the Social Death Domain!"
Lilith disgustedly recoiled repeatedly: "Wow, then everything in the sea will...
Won’t this sea just turn into a septic tank?"
Unexpectedly, the little puppet jumped onto the table: "No, no, no, the seabed itself has no toilets, and fish live in their own waste as it is.
This move of yours at most increases the concentration of waste in the sea, should still be acceptable to them."
Listening to this, Lette thought for a moment, it actually seemed quite true. After all, building toilets in the sea is not very meaningful.
"Then the lower strategy, it’s relatively simple.
I’m planning to open a few teleportation gates in the underwater world, then let the Swamp and Evil Sea Demon Gods from the Demon Realm take care of these wretched fish and shrimp.
Let wicked people deal with wicked people, so that the Sea Clan can also taste the greetings from demons."
"Ew..."
The two demons let out a puzzled sigh upon hearing this.
"This move is really lacking in level! Boss, I’m disappointed in your creativity!"
"Lette, you must be tired recently, you should get more rest to come up with more dastardly ideas."
Lette felt a little discontented: "Hey, hey hey, I’m supposed to be a positive character, what do you mean by saying this?
Makes it sound like my integrity is questionable!"
Lilith gave a sweet smile: "How could that be, Holy Sin Lord!"
Seeing the two demons like this, Lette sighed helplessly: "Alright, actually, I prepared a really vicious plan; it’s just that I thought it was too vicious to mention."
The two demons immediately perked up: "Say it, say it, hurry up and say it!"
"That is, the Flesh God Sect’s Oceanic Grand Strategy. I plan to have the spawning flesh produce special meatballs and release them into the entire ocean ecosystem.
The marine creatures that eat these meatballs will automatically broadcast fitness quotes every day!
Every morning at five, an internal alarm clock will play, requiring an hour of workout before it shuts off.
There will be daily fitness plans, and if not completed, you’ll be endlessly questioned.
When you’re lazy, it’ll motivate you to exercise.
When you want to slack off, it will design a new workout plan for you every time, right on time.
I believe it won’t take long for all the marine creatures to become believers of our Flesh God Sect."
Lilith and the Liar Demon exchanged glances: "How... is this malicious?"
"Exactly, plus the ocean is so vast, and there’re so many marine creatures; how many meatballs would you need to throw in? The spawning flesh wouldn’t produce enough."
Lette clapped his hands: "That’s where the malicious part comes in; I plan to have Pinocchio keep lying, so his nose keeps growing longer.
Once it reaches a certain length, I’ll feed it to the spawning flesh to produce special fish feed.
This way, the spawning flesh becomes limitless! It doesn’t matter how many meatballs we use!"
The Liar Demon collapsed: "So you’re being malicious to me, huh?"
Lilith laughed and shook her head: "Alright, alright, what’s the real strategy you’re planning?"
Lette smiled slightly and revealed a shimmering shell.
"Do you know what this is?"
"This is..."
"Sea Clan’s currency. I fed a portion to the spawning flesh a couple of days ago, and it has already learned how to manufacture it.
Metal coins won’t do, but these bone ones, the spawning flesh can reproduce."
"Counterfeiting currency!"
"Exactly!"
"Wait a minute!"
The Liar Demon trembled all over: "The energy consumption for making this stuff is higher, right? Where, where, where do you plan to get this energy from?"
Lilith glanced at him: "Isn’t that clear? Just refer to his last malicious plan."
Lette sighed: "Lilith, please, as long as we don’t say it out loud, everyone is better off!
Do you know?
Those who say they can’t see the future, are precisely the ones who have seen the future."
Saying this, Lette turned his head back to look at the Liar Demon, smiling with concern.
"This employee, are you willing to work overtime? The kind with no overtime pay!"
"Ahhhh!"
The Liar Demon screamed and ran out of the room, but with a snap of Lette’s fingers, his body began moonwalking back in and started dancing nonsensically.
It seemed that in this world, he was the most groovy.
"Enough, just kill me already."
"Just teasing you. How could you, with such high-level energy, do something as low-end as bricklaying?
As a conscientious entrepreneur like me, of course, I’m going to maximize extracting all your remaining value!
Alice! Come here!"
Thump thump thump thump!
Alice quickly ran into Lette’s room, hugging Lilith.
"Brother, what do you need from me?"
"I heard you’ve been working hard on building Fairy Town recently?"
"Not really, it’s just I’m not very skilled in some areas, but I’ll get better once I’m familiar."
"No worries, I found you a contractor. Look, it’s Mr. Wooden Man dancing passionately here."
Alice looked at the Liar Demon, whose body was out of control, and her eyes were filled with wonder.
"Brother! Brother! His legs are so flexible!"
"Well, he is a puppet, no need to feel envious."
"Brother! Brother! His face has no expression, but it looks like he’s crying! How amazing!"
"He is a demon, after all, easily achieving things that we humans can’t."
Lilith waved her hands repeatedly: "No, no, no, this has nothing to do with him being a demon, it’s entirely because of you."
"All in all, Old Pi. The construction and design of Fairy Town’s second phase will be done by you. Alice is your direct supervisor, and you must listen to her in everything.
While you are old enough and skilled enough to be the director.
But, she’s my sister, after all."
"Alright! But can you stop making me dance?"
"Work hard, and I’ll promote you and give you a raise on the next project!"
The Liar Demon wanted to cry but had no tears, but luckily Alice was a polite little girl. She stood properly in front of the tiny puppet, lifted her skirt, and bowed.
"Mr. Pinocchio, thank you very much!"
The girl in front of him did not look down on him because of his skinny, ugly puppet appearance, and her respectful tone was genuinely heartfelt.
At that moment, as a demon, Pinocchio actually felt a sense of healing!
This little girl is really a good kid!!!
He quickly stood up straight, trying to pose as an elder should, and cleared his throat twice.
"Ahem! You are a very polite child! Well, since you respect your elders so much, I will help you complete this project!"
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