There's Something Wrong With You, My Lord!
Chapter 244: To See You (3)

Chapter 244: To See You (3)

The land right outside the Amber Forest is not much different. Tall trees, dark shade, uneven earth: Luis had seen it all in the Amber Forest. The environment has no shock factor, but that doesn’t mean Luis’ blood is pumping energetically.

It was the first time he’d gone out of his home ground! That is more than enough reason to be excited about it!

Luis is so elated to be out this time. He couldn’t help but feel like he was a love-deprived cartoon princess, so he sang "For the First Time in Forever" while jumping from tree to tree, not minding his subordinates’ whereabouts.

"The dildo is prepped up, and so is my hole. I hadn’t even used it for so long. Who knew I might have cobwebs there? Yikes!"

Swinging in the tree branch and kissing an innocent bystander lizard, Luis is just feeling the vibe. It’s not a surprise if, in his mind, he imagines himself shooting a music video. He’s that absorbed in acting the part of an innocent princess.

"I suddenly saw Xagrien standing there. A beautiful dick so big, tanned, and thick. I wanna stuff that chocolate rod in my face. But then I suck and lick, all giddy. Which is totally bizarre. Oh hell, how am I so ready for that cock!"

"Kiiik!" Everything around him was props. Even the winged squirrel who’s jaywalking in the treetop. He grabbed the poor critter with both hands at the mention of the word cock!

What’s the relationship between squirrels and dicks? The tiny mammal is obviously offended by the lord’s touch.

But then Luis quickly let go of it once he reached the chorus. "For the first time in forever. There’ll be beefcake, I’ll be rammed. For the first time in forever, I’ll be pounded by my true love. I don’t know if I’m just elated or horny. But I want both my holes sore! ’Cause for the first time in forever, I finally got my man."

Luis continued to sing the butchered cartoon song with the most earnest emotion. He didn’t know when his two subordinates started watching his jokes, but after he sang the last word of his invented lyrics, he landed in front of the stunned Olyn and Legland.

He’s ashamed, but not to the point he’s blushing. Luis just smiled as though he did nothing.

"Wow, My Lord. I didn’t know you knew how to sing. Your voice sounded clear." Olyn complimented the Moon Elf Lord, honestly.

The moon elves may have lived a very isolated and backward life before he came, but that doesn’t mean they had nothing that enriched their spirit.

Moon elves have their music. Sometimes, they sing impromptu songs when there are festivities. Olyn heard a fair share of music to say, which was a good song and which was not.

The Moon Elf Lord’s song, in Olyn’s opinion, is indeed good!

Olyn liked it to the point that he wanted to memorize the lyrics and sing it in front of his bearer mom!

’Surely, the entire Woodrill City will sing the song once they learn it’s from the Moon Elf Lord.’ Olyn thought of a possibility after he absorbed the bubbly vibe of the song.

Will there be anyone who could point out the disturbing lyrics to him? Well, one thing is certain: Legland will not be that person because despite witnessing Luis’ performance, he still wore a normal and respectful expression.

’Pregnant bearers are at the peak of their sex drive. Understandably, the Moon Elf Lord is singing such lewd lyrics.’ The dutiful sentinel said to himself.

Indeed, the moon elves have such an open mind regarding their Moon Elf Lord. It’s too much. It’s almost disturbing.

"Thanks, Olyn. I have nightly vocalization training every day. I guess that paid off." By that, Luis meant the part where he screams, "Ahhh! Ahhh! Harder!" courtesy of Xagrien.

’Speaking of Xagrien, he’s really the reason for his clear, solid voice. The way he goes deep into my... Well, he opened up my vocal cords very well,’ Luis thought.

"Anyway, did you find the path the group took?" Luis emptied his worldly thoughts and focused on the business now that his subordinates arrived.

He still hasn’t forgotten their purpose: to meet up with Xagrien and harvest baby batter. And while he’s at it, he intends to support the departed group when the inevitable happens.

Hearing the Moon Elf Lord’s question, Legland stood straight and cleared his throat.

Finding the trails of a huge moving group in this wild environment is easy for an experienced sentinel, so Legland managed to find the trace of Xagrien’s group. Not only that, but he also determined the direction where they were heading; thus, he explained to Luis in great detail, delighting the Moon Elf Lord.

"I strongly believe that Xagrien’s move is heading northwest, My Lord. If we want to go ahead and meet soon without rushing, we can take the West Valley. It’s in the boundary of Redhill Territory and the forest." Legland suggested.

Luis trusted Legland, so he just nodded without thinking much. "Let’s go and head there then!"

"Understood, My Lord."

Thus, Luis and his subordinates resumed their journey with a clear path in mind.

Of course, trips like this aren’t complete with music. Luis took the liberty to sing his heart out; his playlist is as random as mixed nuts. Sometimes, he sings butchered songs that feature his creative lyric-writing skills, and sometimes, he sings his favorite pop song.

He’s like this; therefore, it is inevitable that his subordinates couldn’t help but wonder where their lord learned those songs. But they remained mum about it. They could see Luis enjoying his time, but they didn’t want to intrude.

Besides, Olyn and Legland already believed in the misunderstanding they have.

The Moon Elf Lord is a genius! He must have come up with those songs!

Well, whatever misunderstanding there is, Luis is currently not in the mood to correct it.

Aside from enjoying the view of an unfamiliar place, he is also silently surveying the territory outside the Amber Forest.

If it were to be compared to Amber Forest, the richness of nature in this land is almost the same. There are a lot of animal games, and the amount of edible fruit trees is also plentiful.

The only difference between the two is the wilderness outside the Amber Forest is virgin as hell— Luis said that on a very bad note.

The forest here was like an inexperienced bottom who didn’t know how to prep and wax their unsightly excess hair before going into action.

"It’s wildin’ out here. Very au naturel," Luis had to stop his singing to make that exaggerated comment as he parted some stray vines for them to pass.

Due to it being unfrequented by the moon elves and other intelligent races, the growth of plants here is all over the place. The trees are unevenly spaced, and the vines growing on them are overgrown and bothersome, like butt hairs.

The population of bugs buzzing in the air is so significant that sometimes one could see them convening around some random shrub, probably talking about which poor target they are going to bother. They are the reason why Luis coated his entire being with his nature’s energy.

Even Olyn and Legland constantly use their powers to shoo away or kill the bugs.

Luis thought earlier that the land here was not significantly different from Amber Forest, and boy, he was wrong.

Amber Forest is Luis’ gorgeous tropical paradise. At the same time, the wilderness is a fierce virgin that scratches everyone who dares to wander in it.

He can now understand why his subordinates were against him going out of the Amber Forest while pregnant. Moving around here is undoubtedly a piece of work.

"The wilderness becomes even more trying as we move away from the Amber Forest. It only improves a little if we are near some moon elf settlements. However, we are far from the nearest moon elf village, so we have little choice but to brave through this jungle. But don’t worry, My Lord. Once we arrive in the valley, the condition will be a little better." Legland comforted Luis, thinking that his lord was suffering.

"Oh, Legland. Is that the reason why you suggested that route? You guys don’t need to be careful around me. This wilderness is very much to my liking. Every plant here could be considered part of my armament. There’s no way I will despise them."

As a plant ability user from apocalypse, Luis could say without pretensions that he’s in the best place ever. The annoying vines and skin-crawling bugs cannot compare to the zombies he once faced.

He could jam with everything in this land, even if he’s pregnant!

Everything around here is a murder weapon he could use to slay anyone who dares to trespass him, which is why whoever this dragon dared to mess up his territory, their fate is sealed. Their life will end once their paths cross.

"My Lord..." Olyn and Legland are both in awe at the Moon Elf Lord’s optimism. The two of them couldn’t believe that Luis had such a reasonable opinion about this place, which was far from inhabitable.

"We will try our best to achieve an exemplary attitude like you, My Lord!" The two chorused.

"Ah... Fighting?" Luis doesn’t know how to respond to that. He honestly doesn’t know which part of him was exemplary. He’s just a horn dog during regular days!

More talk and more walking. Luis and his two trusted subordinates soon reached the promised valley.

"Wow! Amazing!" Luis exclaimed in awe. He knew they were not in a situation where he should be stopping to admire the scenery, but the image of the valley was too picturesque, and he couldn’t stop his mouth from gaping.

The valley is located in between the twin rocky mountains that belonged to the Redhill Territory. In the middle of that strip of land lies a small river that runs towards the south of the land, invigorating the plants in the valley.

Luis just loves the rich natural resources of this world.

"This is the valley, My Lord," Legland said. "Before the teleportation portal was made. This is the shortcut that the metal clans of Redhill Territory use when going to the Amber Forest."

Full of admiration for the place, Luis scanned the entire land with his eyes, and that was when his far-reaching eyes saw something. "Oh. Is that the reason why there is a band of moon elves approaching? They seemed to come from the rocky mountain."

For some inexplicable reason, he felt nervous meeting this group. Who are they?

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