There's Something Wrong With You, My Lord!
Chapter 204: [Slightly Mature] Instant Way to Heaven (1)

Chapter 204: [Slightly Mature] Instant Way to Heaven (1)

"Forget it. I will wash it later," Luis said with a playful smirk. He took his blanket but found out that something or someone was hindering him from pulling it. "What is with the hand?" the dark green-eyed bearer shot a questioning gaze at Xagrien.

"Let me do it for you," Xagrien’s face is a textbook definition of barely holding it together. The handsome hunk guy’s expression was undisturbed water, but his pointy, tanned ears were flashing red as if they were on the edge of setting on fire.

"Oh, come on," Luis patted a fleeting touch on his man’s shoulder. "We are mates now so that you could ask me for help," the Moon Elf Lord said meaningfully.

"No matter what kind of favor it is."

Xagrien looked at the winking bearer, feeling the heat that was once subsided flaring up once again. The shame that is eating him out early due to the thought that someone (even if it was his mate who saw and felt every part of his body) found out that he was touching himself was slowly fading to oblivion. That is the effect of the revered Moon Elf Lord on him.

It’s ridiculous and breathtaking at the same time.

’Should he just pull his bearer to his arm?’ Xagien thought as he saw the bearer sassily sashaying to grab a pair of new clothes.

"What are you going to do today, Xagrien? Training? Studying magic with Xerxes?" Luis casually asked as he took off his white shirt, revealing his flawless and fair back to his lover.

His movements are slow and careful, savoring every second he undresses.

Is it deliberate? Hell yeah, it is!

How flattering it is to know that his lover is thinking of him when he is touching himself.

In his previous life, he said he would marry a man at the drop of a hat if the man thought of his face when doing one-hand acrobatic stunts with their third leg. That was a joke intended to give a good laugh to his friends. But now that someone is actually doing that, he feels tingles from his heart down to his hole– or soul, to be correct.

"Do not be too harsh on training yourself. Make sure to maintain balance in everything, working out and relaxation." Luis turned to look directly at his lover and stripped off his pants.

And that was the last straw. Luis saw Xagrien taking big steps toward him. Strong, muscled arms caged him, and he was a willing little bird to be held captive by such a man.

Xagrien’s embrace was a perfect mix of soft and hard. Luis loved that.

"I see. Is that the reason why you are doing those poses that call exercise?" Xagrien breathily whispered to the arch of his ears.

"Are you spying on us?!" Luis pushed Xagrien a little to face the brute directly. His eyes are perfectly round as he looks at the heated eyes of his lover.

"Only on you, Luis," Xagrien shamelessly grabbed Luis’ glutes and kneaded it like a dough.

"Ahhh! Xagrien!" Luis cried as peculiar yet familiar pleasure ran from the fleshy area his mate touched to his spine and every piece of his being.

"Did you have to bend your body like that?" Xagrien asked. Only he knows how much self-control he mustered just to stop himself from diving down from the tree he was hiding in and scooping Luis up to bring him back to their bed.

But he stopped his hot-blooded desires, fearing that it might hurt Luis. In addition to that, he also found that Luis was a bit edgy these past few days, so he didn’t dare to do anything that would anger his bearer.

However, everything changes when Luis is clearly giving these signals to him.

"That is how yoga goes, ah, Xagrien!" Luis couldn’t help but raise his voice as the man delved on his neck. Xagrien gave his delicate, slender neck with fluttering wet kisses, but that was not just all. Xagrien’s naughty, hot tongue made circles as it threaded the path up to their right ear.

"I am not fresh and sweaty! Do not lick me like that!".

Xagrien’s low giggles reverberated in Luis’s ear.

Damn! Just the sound of that my man’s laugh is enough to make me cum!

"Then let’s give you a hot bath," Xgarien didn’t wait for any response from his lover and carried Luis to the bathroom.

’Are we going to do a mandarin duck bath now?!’ The horny Moon Elf Lord is internally convulsing due to extreme excitement. Truth be told, he felt more aroused now than he is than he ever was. It was like there was a hot tingling sensation playing around his belly.

Forget about the shower. Luis just wanted to get on with it!

"Wait, are you not going to heat the water first?" Luis asked the man when Xagrien was just putting him in the bathtub after it was filled with water. He is very eager to do it fast, but Xagrien told him it was supposedly a hot bath! So, shouldn’t the water be heated first in order to call it a hot bath?

"Don’t worry, we will make it hot," the brute flashed a playful smirk and started undressing himself. Luis doesn’t know how many times he saw Xagrien in his naked glory, but every time he does, it only makes him speechless and gasping for air.

Xagrien unceremoniously stepped into the tub and started kissing Luis. It was a slow and passionate kiss that contained unquenchable desire and love for a man to his bearer. Their heart was beating painfully and pleasurably fast. If it were a race, then anyone would have a hard time foretelling who among the two of them had the fastest heartbeat.

But in this state, Luis is dead sure that the two of them will be the winner.

’We are tied together to the very end,’ Xagrien thought as he kissed the Moon Elf Lord, his Moon Elf Lord.

"Hmmm," Luis hummed as soon as their lips parted. His eyes no longer had mischief in his eyes. From a playful goblin who is out to trick others, Luis has transformed into a seductive incubus who would take no for an answer. He would die if he didn’t have sex with the man he loved. "Xagrien, I missed you. I missed your lips. I missed your skin. I missed this."

He weakly moved to sit on Xagrien’s lap. "Can we do what I wanted?"

But the sensually charming gaze and lip bite that was supposedly working like a spell did nothing for this magic genius brute. Xagrien lightly pushed him away, creating a ripple in the water, spilling some of it to the bathroom floor. It was their luck that they fit into the tub, but Luis was certain it would contain nothing at the end of their hot bath.

Xagrien looked straight into the languid eyes of his beloved and spoke with a clear challenge in his voice. "No, why does it have to be your wants now? I adjusted to your sensitive temperament all this time. Don’t you think I deserve to be rewarded? It is unfair that only your constituents could receive a gift from you."

"Huh?" Luis looked at Xagrien as if he had just awakened from a sweet dream.

"Do your pose again." Xagrien smiled like he was a devil.

Luis’ heart skipped a beat after that.

’Damn, Xagrien! If you are this gorgeous, do not smile like that!’ the Moon Elf Lord thought while his hand rubbed the center of his chest. That must be the origin of the term killer smile. Xagrien’s smile is a real heartstopper.

"Come on, Luis, turn around," The man effortlessly maneuvered the body of the Moon Elf Lord to his bidding since Luis himself was too weak and horny to refuse (he had zero intention to decline in the first place.)

He is the one in need of dick to fill him up. Why should he say anything against his wishes?

"Now bend over," Xagrien said, guiding him as if he didn’t know how.

If before, he was confused about what Xagrien was talking about, then now, he is a hundred percent certain. This man wanted him to do a downward-facing dog pose!

"Xagrien! There is not enough room to do, er, that," Luis unconfidently tried to reason out. Once he did that pose, then his hole would be too exposed! Although this man had seen his total nakedness, he still felt shame to show him every nook and cranny of his body in every angle!

He is a perverted soul who loves sex. But that doesn’t make him a shameless prick who knows nothing about delicacy.

"Baby, do not worry. You can occupy some of my space," Xagrien pulled him by his hips, and the next thing he knew, a warm gust of air was breathing straight into his hole.

"Ahh, Xagrien!" Luis trembled. It was beyond him to explain how and why his backdoor was super sensitive in this life. Just a slight temperature change, and he would become a mess.

A single touch is enough to bring him a tsunami of pleasure.

However, that much is not enough for his beloved brute, as he keeps on saying things that would make him even more sexually high.

"Relax, Luis. I will do it gently now," Xagrien mischievously said without pulling his head away from Luis’ bum. "I don’t want to hurt our baby."