The world has turned into Hell's Game, why should I stay human?
Chapter 78 Listening to a Field of Shock

Chapter 78: Chapter 78 Listening to a Field of Shock

"You really are something else,"

Half an hour later, Niu Ma came back excitedly.

A black plastic bag was hanging on his horn, bulging with quite a few items.

"Did Salmon tell you the real price?"

"Yes, it was really worth the price, we made at least thirty percent more."

Niu Ma said with glee.

The method Liu Zheng told him was to bribe San Huamao with fish.

As a kitchen staff and a big fan of fish, he should know the real value of these fish.

Indeed, he had bet right.

"Napoleon won’t cause any trouble, will he?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"Why would he cause trouble? He hasn’t lost anything. We might have earned an extra thirty percent, but that guy made at least double,"

Niu Ma said enviously.

The perk of being in the delivery department is the freedom, but it doesn’t earn nearly as much as the kitchen.

"That’s good then."

He was relieved.

San Huamao was his important channel into the kitchen; it was best if no issues arose.

Niu Ma placed the bag on the ground and picked out two beautifully packaged bottles of alcohol and a ham.

"These are my hardships fees, you don’t mind, right?"

He asked with a mischievous tone.

"No objections, enjoy it, boss,"

Liu Zheng made a gesture of invitation.

"Bah, boring, you’re not crazy when you’re supposed to be. I even suspect you were pretending to be crazy before,"

Niu Ma muttered.

He was too lazy to make deliveries now, and just hanging in the lounge was somewhat boring.

He was even hoping to find an excuse to give Liu Zheng a beating for some fun.

"Don’t you have a Sudoku magazine? If you’re that bored, go solve some of that."

"I can’t even start. Those grids make me want to sleep."

Niu Ma shook his big head.

"Isn’t that perfect then?"

"Eh, seems like it is."

Niu Ma had an epiphany, then went to dig out the Sudoku book from the cabinet.

"Oh yes, Napoleon said to also give you the knife..."

He didn’t even finish his sentence when snores began to sound.

"This hypnotic effect is way too strong."

Liu Zheng chuckled silently.

He suggested that City Hall promote it city-wide to significantly improve the residents’ sleep quality.

He looked down and began checking the goods from this trade.

The bag contained drinks and food.

There were three bottles of alcohol and two canned beverages.

One of the bottles was high-quality tequila, the others were excellent.

"Name: Premium Bile Tequila"

"Type: Item"

"Quality: High"

"Effect One: Removes ’Poison’ status (below severe)."

"Effect Two: Medium probability of obtaining ’Drunkenness’ status"

"Note: Brewed from the bile vomited by thirty terminally ill alcoholics, each drop filled with numb despair, it’s an excellent companion for your sleep."

"Can it be taken out of the instance: Yes"

Remove ’Poison’ status?

Seeing this effect, Liu Zheng suddenly remembered something.

That expired individual emergency ration might cause a poison effect, and he had eaten quite a bit of it.

He quickly opened his character panel, but there was no ’Poison’ listed in the status section.

"System, am I not poisoned?"

Liu Zheng asked in his mind.

The system did not respond.

But since it wasn’t listed in the status, it meant he wasn’t poisoned.

As for why, he roughly guessed it must have been the so-called "Divine Descent" doing its work.

"Essence being reshaped, solving a little poison is easy peasy."

But that was just as well; looking at the yellow-green liquid in the bottle, Liu Zheng really didn’t feel like drinking it.

Better to give it to French Plane Tree, that guy can even drink contaminated Mao Tai, so this shouldn’t be a problem for him either.

As for the effects of the other drinks, they were just ordinary. He took out a bottle labeled "SB Calcium Milk," to give to French Plane Tree along with the tequila later.

He put the rest back in the cabinet, to be taken out when needed.

The food option was somewhat limited, only a plate of braised offal and a portion of pan-fried foie gras.

Interestingly, the braised offal was of fine quality while the pan-fried foie gras was merely excellent.

"Name: Blood-Selected Braised Offal Platter"

"Type: Prop"

"Quality: Fine"

"Effect One: Restores a large amount of stamina, compensates for many shortcomings."

"Effect Two: Physique +5."

"Note: Sourced from ’New Heaven’ farm’s top-quality pigmen, subjected to forty-nine days of hypnotic training before culling, ensuring each piece of meat is filled with a taste of happiness."

"Can it be taken out of the instance: Yes"

"New Heaven" farm...

Oynk seemed to have come from the "Heaven" farm.

"New Heaven" and "Heaven," these two farms obviously had some connection.

If he could figure it out, maybe he could connect with Oynk.

If he had this big shot covering him, then passing the level would basically be no problem.

Liu Zheng shook his head and momentarily put that thought aside.

He had too much to do right now, biting off more than he could chew. He would focus on obtaining the Legendary delivery man suit first.

He sat back on his stool, placing both the braised offal platter and the foie gras on the ground.

Thinking it over, Liu Zheng took out a bottle of liquor from the cabinet.

Alternating between the offal and liquor, he almost felt as though he’d returned to the days when he had just started working.

Back then, his daily joy was to buy a serving of braised food, two steamed buns, and a bottle of beer.

He would return to his rented room, play a lengthy video or a movie, and eat while watching.

What he watched didn’t matter, it was just for the noise.

Later, Liu Zheng stopped doing that because social drinking ruined his stomach, and now just seeing liquor made him nauseous.

Speaking of, "Blood and Flesh Rebirth" was perfect for socializing.

As long as he got all the leaders drunk to death, he would become the leader.

After a hearty meal and coupled with Niu Ma’s snoring, Liu Zheng also started to feel sleepy and gradually drifted off to sleep.

When he woke up a little while later, his size had returned to normal.

And possibly due to the increase in his physique, the seaweed on his head had grown a lot, now reaching his shoulders.

But why did it grow hair?

He pulled hard on the seaweed, but it didn’t come off.

Liu Zheng then tried cutting it with a boning knife, which indeed cut it easily.

"Huh?"

He felt that the seaweed should have been a bit tougher.

Thinking about the effect of the boning knife, Liu Zheng had a frightful guess.

Could it be that his hair was of high food-grade quality?

Gosh, next time wouldn’t Feather Chicken get so excited at the sight of him that it stuffs his head in a pot to make a delicious soup?

Then earn unanimous praise from customers, all of them specifically asking for Liu Zheng’s head soup on every visit.

Eventually, he’d spend 24 hours a day in the pot, without even a chance to lift his head.

Ouch, even the thought was terrifying.

Of course, if Feather Chicken offered the right price, he wasn’t exactly opposed to the sacrifice.

After all, the customer is always right.

While Liu Zheng was half-dreaming, half-awake and imagining scenarios, Ghost Hand crawled in.

Seeing the bottle of liquor on the ground, Ghost Hand paused, then reached out its palm toward Liu Zheng.

He nodded and took another bottle of liquor from the cabinet for Ghost Hand.

Ghost Hand gulped down the liquor bottle, belched, and then suddenly started tap-dancing on the spot.

"That tolerance is really poor," Liu Zheng shook his head.

Speaking of which, if Ghost Hand really was the Legendary delivery man, then it might know more than Niu Ma.

Thinking this, he took out that photo of the giant mouth whale and placed it before Ghost Hand.

Ghost Hand wobbled for a while, bending its fingers a few times.

For it, this probably meant nodding.

It indeed knew something.

Liu Zheng felt a bit excited.

Then, suddenly, Ghost Hand grabbed his collar.

Before Liu Zheng could realize what was happening, he was launched into the air.

"Bang!"

He stared, dumbfounded, as the door was smashed open, and he was dragged out of the rest room by Ghost Hand.

"Crap!"

"Crap!"

Liu Zheng and the startled Niu Ma exclaimed together.

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