The world has turned into Hell's Game, why should I stay human?
Chapter 75: An Anatomically Correct Smile

Chapter 75: Chapter 75: An Anatomically Correct Smile

"You didn’t expect that, did you? Actually, I can instant teleport."

Liu Zheng thought for a moment before saying.

"Really?"

The tree roots stretched dozens of meters to arrive in front of him, swaying slightly.

"I’m going to give you a big scare right now, if you can dodge it, then I’ll believe you."

French Plane Tree said with a sneer.

"Alright, actually, I was sent out by someone."

He decisively admitted weakness.

"Who?"

French Plane Tree was shocked.

A person that it couldn’t fish out had actually been fished out by someone else.

This street wouldn’t allow such an awesome person to exist!

"Don’t know the real identity, but its appearance is that of a red ghost."

Liu Zheng replied.

After all, the Red Ghost didn’t say he couldn’t tell others.

"Never heard of it."

French Plane Tree said after thinking it over.

"If you’ve never heard of it, then forget it. Oh, and I think I also ran into a Fire Mage down there."

He changed the subject.

"Mon dieu!"

French Plane Tree was so scared that its bark stood on end.

"Where is he?! Where is he?!"

It screamed.

"Gone. He split the sewer’s flood and tornado and then left."

"Oh, that’s good, that’s good."

French Plane Tree patted its trunk.

"I thought that was the end of my treelike life."

It breathed a sigh of relief.

"No worries, I think he had eaten plenty, he probably didn’t need to chop you up to cook."

Liu Zheng offered comfort.

"Schadenfreude idiot human."

French Plane Tree gave him a glare.

"I was wondering who was causing such a big commotion, turns out it was the Fire Mage, that’s not surprising."

"Too bad you locked me in that tree cage, I didn’t get to see the big show or get a chance to chat with him."

Liu Zheng said regretfully.

"If I hadn’t locked you up, you would have become part of the sewer’s effluence. You should be grateful, idiot human."

"Alright, alright, thanks to the noble Lord Dai Legao for lending a hand."

To show sincerity, he even touched his left chest with a tentacle and bent slightly at the waist.

"Hmph, at least you know what’s good for you."

French Plane Tree withdrew its roots.

If this human dared to spout any more nonsense, it wouldn’t mind giving him a taste of a roller coaster ride without any cars.

"By the way, I got a lot of fish from the sewer, do you want some?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"Is there a giant mouth whale?"

"No, just these."

He displayed the net full of fish.

"No thanks, I’ve eaten those to the point of disgust already."

French Plane Tree expressed no interest.

After all, it was the street bully tree entity, what couldn’t it eat with birds in the sky, animals in the ground, and fish in the sewers?

What it lacked was something to drink.

After all, the nutrient-rich sewer water was supportive of life.

As everyone knows, nutritious drinks often don’t taste good.

"Fine, then you watch them for me. I’ll pick them up on my return."

Liu Zheng said.

Lugging a net of fish around on a delivery run would be too cumbersome, and what if he triggered the Fisherman’s unique "getting lost if he caught a big fish" mechanic?

And, it wouldn’t be good if the fish got damaged in a fight along the way.

He had never sold fish but knew that good and bad quality were completely different price points.

"Why should I? I won’t watch them."

French Plane Tree flatly refused.

"A bottle of drink."

"That’s it?"

French Plane Tree looked at him with disdain.

"I’ll watch them for an hour at most. If it’s longer than an hour, I’ll feed them to the birds."

"Deal."

An hour was more than enough for a round trip.

Liu Zheng thought about it and then picked a particularly good-looking fish from the net to carry with him.

"I’m off."

He greeted and walked towards Green Garden Mad City.

He had delivered to this complex three times now, navigating it with ease.

Not to mention, with Liu Zheng’s current memory, he could find his way there even with his eyes closed.

Soon, he arrived at the entrance of the complex.

The familiar face, the familiar white hair.

The young white-haired security guard saw Liu Zheng from a distance and immediately threw away his cigarette to hide inside the security booth.

"Lucky you escaped so quickly."

He sneered coldly.

The grudge from being cut in half last time had not yet been avenged.

If he got the chance, he would certainly test his knife on this youngster to see if his culinary grade was high.

As he walked past the security booth, the young white-haired guard made a throat-slitting gesture at Liu Zheng.

Liu Zheng responded with two mouthfuls of thick spit.

One landed on the door of the security booth, and the other right at the entrance.

"You wretch, your grandpa Liu Zheng is waiting for you..."

He spat out the words with venom.

The young white-haired guard was stunned for a moment, feeling that this time, Liu Zheng wasn’t just making empty threats.

But he didn’t look any stronger; could it be he had some hidden strength?

The young white-haired guard watched Liu Zheng’s retreating figure with doubt and suspicion until he disappeared deep into the complex.

"Open up, delivery."

Liu Zheng knocked on the security door.

"Coming, coming."

There were hurried footsteps from inside.

It seemed that every time he delivered, the novelist was always so rushed.

Could this woman be up to some disgraceful deeds?

Like eating people, for instance.

Oh wait, I forgot, eating people seems to be perfectly acceptable according to the customs here.

Never mind, then.

"Thank you for the trouble, senior."

The door swung open and the novelist bowed deeply.

Today, she wasn’t dressed in a bath towel but wore casual home clothes.

However, some people just seem to be more affected by gravity than others.

"Eh, what I ordered isn’t this."

The novelist said with surprise, seeing the fish in Liu Zheng’s hand.

"I caught this on my way here. It looked decent, so I brought it for you."

He said.

"Ah, how could I accept this?"

The novelist blushed.

"Don’t misunderstand, I just think we’ll be having transactions on a regular basis, so I wanted to maintain a good relationship."

Liu Zheng emphasized.

"Mm-hmm, don’t worry, senior, I have no interest in you beyond your flesh."

The novelist said.

So you really do want to eat me and then inherit my talent.

He rolled his eyes inwardly.

After handing over the fish and the delivery to the novelist, Liu Zheng prepared to leave.

"Wait a second, senior, could you do me another favor?"

The novelist stopped him.

"What is it?"

He turned around.

"Could you take the trash down for me?"

The novelist asked somewhat apologetically.

"Uh, alright then."

Liu Zheng said, somewhat reluctantly.

In fact, he had a slight case of germophobia, particularly despising household garbage, snot, spit, and the like.

At the restaurant and in the sewer, there was no choice, but this was considered extra work.

However, the novelist had helped him out a few times, so it would be rude to refuse.

By the way, Liu had also asked delivery people to throw out the trash for him when he was extremely busy with writing in real life.

It was a case of "Thirty years on the east bank, thirty years on the west bank."

"Long live the senior!"

The novelist cried out joyously, then hopped back to her room with a bounce.

Liu Zheng gave a faint smile.

Putting aside the fact that this woman was always craving his body and talent, her looks and behavior were quite adorable.

But soon, Liu Zheng’s smile froze.

Because the trash the novelist had dragged out was a heap of dismembered body parts.

From head to toe, each part was meticulously severed according to the principles of dissection.

And judging from the cleanly cut surfaces, the novelist must have done it by hand.

"The person who used to take out the trash for me couldn’t make it anymore, so I had to trouble you, senior."

The novelist said, head bowed, her tone gentle.

Like a blood lotus flower, coyly withstanding the stench of blood.

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