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Chapter 731 - 512 Legendary delivery man and champion delivery man

Chapter 731: Chapter 512 Legendary delivery man and champion delivery man

"The competition’s over, see you next time!"

Dragonfly Captain let out a hearty laugh and was about to fly away.

"Wait a minute."

Liu Zheng quickly called out to him.

"What else is going on, delivery contestant?"

Dragonfly Captain asked.

"Aren’t you missing giving out a reward?"

"What reward?"

Dragonfly Captain was puzzled.

"The reward for the competition. Didn’t I just compete with you to see who could take down that demon first? In the end, I won."

Liu Zheng said.

"...I thought you were just saying it for show."

Dragonfly Captain was speechless.

"Show talk is show talk, but if there’s a reward, of course, I want it. Besides, it’s no loss to you."

He chuckled.

"It’s not quite like that. Alright."

Dragonfly Captain sighed.

"A mouth full of favors and hands full of gifts, not to mention taking and eating while receiving a life-saving favor."

As long as it didn’t break the rules, he didn’t mind giving the other party some extra benefits.

"Your idea to compete against the referee was unexpected, and you won cleanly."

"This competition was very exciting and eye-opening for me."

"As a reward, I will award you the Golden Champion Medal, hoping you will continue to contribute more exciting matches to the city."

Dragonfly Captain poked Liu Zheng’s chest, giving him yet another Golden Champion Medal.

"This makes four Champion Medals. One more and I’ll have collected half."

Thinking of the scene where Niu Ma called him dad, Liu Zheng couldn’t help but laugh out loud.

"You’re the second fastest citizen I’ve seen collecting Champion Medals,"

Dragonfly Captain said with emotion.

"Who’s the fastest?"

He asked casually.

"You should be able to guess."

Dragonfly Captain didn’t directly say.

"Could it be... the Legendary delivery man?"

Liu Zheng had a sudden realization.

"That’s right. He collected nine Golden Champion Medals within a week."

Dragonfly Captain nodded.

"What about the tenth?"

"Do you know much about the Legendary delivery man?"

Dragonfly Captain asked.

"Not particularly, just that he’s very strong and loves to freeload."

Liu Zheng said.

Apart from the Legendary delivery man’s three-piece set, the things Li used to settle debts were useless to ordinary people, so it was basically freeloading.

"Pretty much. He’s a very strong yet eccentric person, hard to predict. You also have a streak of madness, but at least there’s still some logic on the surface. But that Legendary delivery man..."

Dragonfly Captain paused, seemingly searching for the right word.

"It’s like a very capable brat. Sometimes he does good deeds, sometimes bad, but no one can guess what he’ll do next. That’s a big problem."

"An unknown medicine is scarier than poison."

Liu Zheng picked up the conversation.

"That’s pretty much it. So, he’ll never see his tenth match."

Dragonfly Captain nodded.

"So, what about me?"

"Although this doesn’t break the rules - after all, we do have the authority to select matches - it ultimately goes against our principles."

"So as compensation, we will give the delivery men of the Bloody Restaurant more attention, giving you a chance to accomplish the feat of collecting ten Golden Champion Medals."

Dragonfly Captain replied.

"I see."

Liu Zheng understood.

No wonder Dragonfly Captain was so friendly to him and responded so quickly every time.

"Keep at it, young man. If you can successfully collect ten Golden Champion Medals, it would ease one of our concerns."

"By then, you’ll also have a loud nickname."

"What nickname?"

He asked.

"Champion delivery man. See you next time! Hahaha!"

Dragonfly Captain laughed and soared into the sky, shattering the already drained Divine Power Barrier in its entirety.

And Liu Zheng immediately called 4399.

"What’s up?"

answered almost instantly.

"Garcia was taken out by me."

He said succinctly.

"Who’s Garcia?"

"The former Main Priest of the Round God Sect, now probably a bishop."

Liu Zheng replied.

"Where’s the body?"

"Near the French Plane Tree on Rose Street."

"Alright, we’re on our way."

hung up the phone.

"Yet you didn’t die."

The French Plane Tree’s voice came from not far away.

"You sound a bit disappointed."

Liu Zheng raised an eyebrow as he looked at it.

"Hmph, the Metropolis would be much quieter without annoying humans like you,"

The French Plane Tree pouted.

"Then no one would help you hatch eggs, and no one would get you wine."

"Hmph, who cares? Besides, with so many people in the Metropolis, someone else will do things for me even if you’re gone."

The French Plane Tree said proudly.

"Stop bragging. If you could find someone, you’d be begging like crazy."

He chuckled.

"Hey! Stupid human, I warn you not to say nonsense."

The French Plane Tree got agitated.

"Why? I thought you didn’t care."

Liu Zheng inquired.

It wasn’t unusual for trees to drink urine. Back then, the French Plane Tree didn’t seem shy about it, so why suddenly embarrassed?

"The past is the past. Now is now. I’m no longer just a lone tree; I must maintain noble dignity in front of my subjects."

The French Plane Tree said.

"Your subjects? You’re more into this cosplay than I am. Alright, alright, let’s pretend it never happened, okay?"

"Smart choice."

The French Plane Tree was satisfied.

"Speaking of, you just watched me fight for my life and didn’t come to help? Aren’t you the boss of Rose Street? Just letting others act rampant on your turf?"

This time it was Liu Zheng’s turn to question it.

"And you’re on top of the sewer, why not let it help you?"

The French Plane Tree rolled its eyes.

"It’s not my friend."

"Even if I were your own father, it wouldn’t work. I didn’t detect that Divine Power Barrier, only sensed the Ring Contract connection being cut and knew you were in trouble."

The French Plane Tree explained.

And anything capable of severing the Ring Contract connection wasn’t something Liu Zheng should be dealing with, which is why the French Plane Tree was surprised he wasn’t dead.

"Alright, I forgive you then."

Liu Zheng shrugged.

"That dead man’s head sure smells good, let me have it."

The French Plane Tree demanded.

"I dare give it to you, and would you dare eat it? It’s a wanted criminal personally named by City Hall, and one of the joint law enforcement departments is the Sanitation Department. Watch out, you might be buried in Black Soil one moment, and the next, City Hall digs your roots out."

"Hmph, stingy!"

The French Plane Tree gave him a sideways glance and hid its face.

"This guy sure knows when to back down."

Liu Zheng couldn’t help but laugh.

But it’s no surprise, after all, the Sanitation Department to the French Plane Tree was like the Bloody Restaurant to him.

No matter how cocky the French Plane Tree usually acted, punching Niu Ma, kicking Liu Zheng, and daring to sneak its roots into the sewer to steal food - truly worthy of the street boss nickname.

But if the Sanitation Department issues a document to transplant it to a barren land, it would be completely lost.

Dare to resist? They’d just dig your roots up overnight, throwing the soil up in the air.