The world has turned into Hell's Game, why should I stay human?
Chapter 674 - 483: There’s Nothing Tentacles Can’t Solve

Chapter 674: Chapter 483: There’s Nothing Tentacles Can’t Solve

"Name: Tentacle Care Liquid"

"Type: Item"

"Quality: Excellent"

"Effect: When you have tentacles, charm attribute increases."

"Note: There’s no coldness that a single slender white tentacle can’t solve, if there is, then two tentacles will do."

"Can be brought out of the instance: Yes"

"Name: Tentacle Enhancement Liquid"

"Type: Item"

"Quality: Excellent"

"Effect: When you have tentacles, Strength Attribute +5, tentacle toughness and hardness increase."

"Note: There’s no conflict that a single strong tentacle can’t resolve, if there is, then two will do."

"Can be brought out of the instance: Yes"

"Impressive, right?"

The Tentacle Monster said proudly.

"Indeed, impressive."

Liu Zheng said sincerely.

Attributes like charm and luck are hidden ones, as long as they increase, it’s good stuff.

As for the Strength +5 and the enhancement of tentacle toughness and hardness, though not too flashy, they’re quite practical.

"I spent a fortune to buy these from the Heart Stealer; even my own dad begrudged gifting them. If not for the face of God of Fool, you understand, right?"

The Tentacle Monster reluctantly looked at the two bottles and said.

"Got it, I’ll arrange it for you as soon as possible."

Liu Zheng nodded.

The Tentacle Monster was about to say something else, but suddenly there was a flash of fear in its eyes, which then turned to bewilderment.

"You may leave."

It said hollowly, then closed the door.

Liu Zheng knew the cashier had arrived.

"Shouldn’t be fatal, right?"

Being of the tentacle kind with no major grudge, he still hoped the other would make it.

"Good luck, brother."

He offered a blessing and eagerly used the Tentacle Enhancement Liquid.

In terms of strength, the more the better.

Just in time since Niu Ma kept complaining how he relied on external items; now he could show them how he improved himself.

As for the Tentacle Care Liquid, Liu Zheng thought about it and decided to use it too.

After all, in the next instance, he certainly won’t have tentacles, and this mass-produced stuff wouldn’t fit for auctions.

Leaving Building 15, Liu Zheng visited Building 17 and told Old Ghost about the Tentacle Monster borrowing phlegm to spit on people.

Old Ghost said he could borrow freely; a few college students weren’t on the radar of someone like him, offspring of an official.

Moreover, if he could discipline those unruly college students, it would be doing a good deed for the community, and the property management and homeowners’ committee would thank him.

"Turns out you’re not foolish, elder."

Liu Zheng said squinting.

"Of course, after all, your grandfather over here is an offspring of eunuchs; how could I not understand this bit of societal relationships?"

Old Ghost said proudly.

"That’s offspring of officials. Why weren’t you neighborly before?"

He corrected.

"It’s all the same. When I was alive, I lived freely on your great-grandfather’s reputation all my life. Dying means having to see others’ faces now; then I died for nothing, right?"

Old Ghost picked his nose and said.

"If you say it that way, there’s some logic in it. So why did you agree this time?"

Liu Zheng asked curiously.

"Isn’t it for you, young lad? You want that Honor Badge for delivering food here, don’t you?"

Old Ghost rolled his eyes.

"Is it that good?"

He looked at the other suspiciously.

"Your great-grandfather treated me well, naturally, I won’t treat you badly. But if the funeral isn’t done well, then expect me to take advantage under your name."

"Making sure you can come in but not leave."

Old Ghost showed a sinister smile.

"I knew it."

Liu Zheng chuckled.

"Good that you know, oh, by the way, grandpa has a request for you."

Old Ghost’s expression suddenly seemed a little awkward.

"Change your address first before I consider listening."

He squinted.

"Old man has a request, can you do it?"

Old Ghost corrected himself.

"That’s better. Tell me first."

Liu Zheng nodded.

"I heard there’s a ’Die comfortably’ funeral shop, lots of cool and flashy projects. My requests aren’t high, just get me ’Eighteen Partings’ and ’Sister Flowers’. That’ll do."

Old Ghost seemed embarrassed to laugh, but he looked very lewd.

"Is it expensive?"

He asked.

"That I don’t know. But you’re dropping gold bars; you surely wouldn’t mind this little money, right?"

Old Ghost’s tone was slightly flattering.

"And the bun-haired auntie not needed?"

"How could that be? Finding a companion and buying maids aren’t mutually exclusive, right?"

Old Ghost said promptly.

"Old man, you’re quite extravagant."

He twitched the corner of his mouth.

"I’m dead, can’t I enjoy myself a bit? Anyway, there’s no disease risk."

Old Ghost said righteously.

"I’ll ask around and see."

Liu Zheng looked at the map.

The ’Die comfortably’ funeral home and the cemetery were in the same direction, but not close.

"If the price is right, adding extra projects is not out of the question, I don’t mind the hassle."

Old Ghost said with a thick face.

"I do."

He sighed and left Building 17.

Back at the entrance of the community, the half-grey-haired security guard stood in the security booth, clutching his shoulder wound, staring tightly at Liu Zheng.

To others, his gaze was full of hatred, but Liu Zheng saw a probing look.

He secretively gestured a circle with his tentacle.

He couldn’t manage an "K", but an "O" should suffice.

"Awesome."

The half-grey-haired security guard gestured a thumbs-up with his hair for Liu Zheng.

"Damn, why can’t my hair move?"

He thought with some envy.

Diversion to Rose Street to retrieve fish, Liu Zheng returned to the restaurant.